Top 265 Humour Quotes

I grew up as a Muslim: it was quite a conservative upbringing; I didn’t wear mini-skirts. But my mum and dad had a good sense of humour and were creative. I guess all of that shaped me.
Konnie Huq
The most important quality in a partner is a sense of humour.
Clare Balding
Apparently, I have a totally different sense of humour.

Apparently, I have a totally different sense of humour.
Andrew Eldritch
If any man, out of an humour, should turn all his Estate into Money, and keep it dead, he would soon be sensible of Poverty growing upon him, whilst he is eating out of the quick stock.
Dudley North
It always interested me that ‘Goodness Gracious Me’ and ‘The Kumars,’ when shown around the world, were referred to as British comedy. It was only here that they were referred to as Asian comedy, even though I always felt it was very British in its humour and structure.
Sanjeev Bhaskar
I’m a city boy, born and brought up in Mumbai. I talk fast, have a certain sense of humour, and have grown up watching Jackie Chan movies.
Aditya Roy Kapur
The photograph of the Queen sitting stiffly across the table from Glasgow resident Susan McCarron is so natural and expressive that it looks utterly fake. It looks like an artist’s portrait, complete with symbolism, humour and poignancy. No wonder the palace and the press have interpreted it in such different ways.
Amanda Foreman
The Dutch do have a slightly odd sense of humour.
Bill Bailey
One Catwoman in the world! It’s amazing because you have to have a sense of humour, it’s a must.
Jocelyn Wildenstein
Since I was 12 or 13, I have been taking movie meetings finding a project right for me because I wanted to try it. Craig gave us the script – it was set in Wales, it is really British humour. I just loved it.
Charlotte Church
We have this idea that seriousness is of higher value. But surely there is more human pleasure and delight in time spent with humour than with pondering the great philosophical ideas.
Grayson Perry
You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour.
Doug Stanhope
Where I come from people are very deadpan with a dry humour that I suppose rubbed off on me.
Ardal O’Hanlon
Simon Pegg is terribly talented, very funny, such a delicious sense of humour.
Christopher Plummer
I think we all love to watch something we know is going to go catastrophically wrong – the old banana skin syndrome, which is particular to the British sense of humour.
Sarah Alexander
I prefer the finesse of French humour. English humour is more scathing, more cruel, as illustrated by Monty Python and Little Britain.
Helen Mirren
I understand that being able to appeal to the public and having an amazing sense of humour is not something that comes easy. It’s definitely a gift and for which I’m thankful.
Kevin Hart
Humour is the be-all and end-all medicine of human existence.
Debra Granik
The only way to survive is to have a sense of humour.
Bob Newhart
I tend to play characters that I can infuse with certain kinds of humour. Even the baddest guy can be funny in his own particular way. I want the audience to engage with the character on some deeper level so that they leave the cinema still thinking about him.
Samuel L. Jackson
The English reputation for humour is a way by which people avoid revealing themselves and have superficial relationships, so that you can engage in banter without making yourself vulnerable.
Theodore Zeldin
I love the humour of the British and I love the countryside.
Ainsley Harriott
My father had a good sense of humour about a lot of things, including life, which I think I inherited.
Brian Dennehy
British people have a really sophisticated sense of humour, because we’re exposed to much more than Europeans and Americans, not least in our literary heritage.
Frankie Boyle
Honestly, trolls don’t affect me anymore. In fact, I want to use social media for the benefit of my genuine followers – I pick up one or two tweets and use my sense of humour to entertain them.
Taapsee Pannu
While the eyes of the world will be on us let’s show everyone that we have a great sense of humour.
Yahoo Serious
I think Hyderabadis have the best sense of humour in the entire country and I still remember the famous plays of ‘Adrak Ke Panje’ by Babban Khan and ‘Dhed Matwale.’
Javed Jaffrey
The British have turned their sense of humour into a national virtue. It is odd, because through much of history, humour has been considered cheap, and laughter something for the lower orders. But British aristocrats didn’t care a damn about what people thought of them, so they made humour acceptable.
Theodore Zeldin
There’s no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic moments bearable.
Rufus Wainwright
I’m just an actor. If it’s drama, I add as much humour as the part will stand. And if it’s a comedy, add as much drama as you can, so it balances out; you don’t wanna be too serious.
Michael Pena
Tell me what you do with the food you eat, and I’ll tell you who you are. Some turn their food into fat and manure, some into work and good humour, and others, I’m told, into God. So there must be three sorts of men.
Nikos Kazantzakis
We seem to have lost our British sense of humour. It’s a great shame. We have to be so careful nowadays; we have lost a lot of humour because people are too frightened of getting too near touchy subjects.
David Jason
No politician would ever comment on a cartoon unless it was to show what a great sense of humour they have, that they can laugh at themselves.
Chris Riddell
A musician cannot move others unless he too is moved. H

A musician cannot move others unless he too is moved. He must of necessity feel all of the affects that he hopes to arouse in his audience, for the revealing of his own humour will stimulate a like humour in the listener.
Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach
There’s only so many ways you can cope with being in dire means, and one way is humour.
Mura Masa
That’s where humour lives for me. In the body. The Steve Martin kind of stuff or Jim Carrey, that’s what I like. I’ve always felt that’s what I would like to do.
Al Pacino
‘Dear White People’ started a conversation about race. It’s such a difficult thing to talk about, especially in America because of our history. I love that you can confront it with humour and with satire.
Tessa Thompson
If you don’t have humour, then you may as well nail the coffin lid down now.
Roger Moore
‘Toast of London’ is a must-watch. Matt Berry’s off-the-wall humour is slightly surreal and a little bit deviant. That’s why I also love ‘House of Fools.’
Maxine Peake
‘Taskmaster’ taps into a universal humour of people making a fool of themselves.
Greg Davies
While it is entirely untrue that Canadians lack a sense of humour, the funniest ones tend to head south: Dan Aykroyd, Jim Carrey, Michael J. Fox.
Simon Hoggart
There are a lot of funny women in my life. I never understand those movies where there’s eight funny guys and two women who don’t have any opinion or humour.
Melissa McCarthy
My face hasn’t matured as I’ve grown up, and neither has my sense of humour. In the mirror, I see an older version of myself as a child, although I do have more wrinkles and freckles.
Jasmine Guinness
Australians have a fantastic sense of humour and incredible taste. I was there for ‘Bend It Like Beckham,’ and I had a great time. Aussies loved it, and I think ‘Bride & Prejudice’ is going to do well, too, because it’s all about having a good time.
Gurinder Chadha
My capacity for humour may have come largely from my father – he liked to entertain people, make people laugh.
Morris Gleitzman
Many gays have a good sense of humour and they like the wit I hopefully put into my performances.
June Brown
I think I have got a very good sense of humour; other people don’t, but I do. I also laugh at my own jokes.
Jennifer Johnston
I feel very comfortable with the U.K. tone and humour and laid-back attitude.
Shawn Mendes
There’s such a unique humour in Wales that I just love and miss in Los Angeles.
Matthew Rhys
When someone doesn’t have a sense of humour, it kills me.
Johanna Konta
I don’t know why ‘Midsomer Murders’ is so popular; I’ve asked this many times and I’ve asked the Germans particularly because I’ve become very fond of them, to be honest. And they say it’s the irony, the sense of humour and so on.
John Nettles
A comedian needs more than just a sense of humour. He needs to observe everything around him.
Vivek
The mad thing is, most of my life, when I’m not in a dark mood, it’s been humour that’s got me through. The only way to get through this business is by laughing.
Richard Ashcroft
Japanese horror films take the business of being frightening seriously. There is no attempt at postmodernism or humour. They are incredibly melancholy, with a strong emotional core, while remaining absolutely terrifying.
Jane Goldman
I rate ‘Naan Thaan Bala’ as one of the best performances of my career. It was a rare feat, perhaps in Indian cinema, that a popular comedian played the lead role in a film that didn’t have even a tinge of humour.
Vivek
The Internet is a global lavatory wall, a Rabelaisian mixture of truth, lies, insanity and humour.
Keith Allen
I try to be smart with my comedy. Generally, it devolves into bathroom humour. I describe my comedy as, ‘I have the best intentions, but usually it fails.’
Jason Priestley
The English have a special sense of humour. This I immediately experienced in the dressing room. As I walked with two plates while eating, suddenly a team-mate asked me, ‘Basti, what time is it?’ hoping I would automatically turn my hand to look at my watch. That’s quite entertaining.
Bastian Schweinsteiger
Kids have a great sense of humour. If you don’t, you’re going to miss out.
Tamsin Greig
It’s so easy as a child to identify with ‘Winnie-the-Pooh.’ The humour doesn’t talk down at you. It’s a very grown up humour – a little bit ironic, a bit self deprecating.
Jim Broadbent
At home I’ve got a very puerile, juvenile sense of humour.
Thom Yorke
Comedy comes from childhood only. The humour genes you are born with remain with you. I was always making mischief and making people laugh.
Johnny Lever