Words matter. These are the best Microwave Quotes from famous people such as Lights, Carson Kressley, Bridget Marquardt, Scottie Thompson, Liz Truss, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.
I really like my microwave.
Friends think your life is so glamorous, and it is. But there are times when, instead of going to a glamorous party, I would rather just come home from work, pop in a DVD and eat some microwave popcorn with a cutie on the sofa.
Nick made me give away my Hello Kitty TV, my Hello Kitty microwave and my Hello Kitty toaster. I got to keep the Hello Kitty cordless phone.
I sit in an infrared sauna everyday and microwave myself. It’s really detoxifying.
We’re trendsetters, first to welcome brilliant inventions into our lives, from the microwave meal to Instagram. Britain is a nation of Uber-riding, Deliveroo-eating, Airbnb-ing freedom fighters.
The New Age? It’s just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds.
Most schools have only a microwave or deep fryer, hardly the tools needed to feed our children real, fresh food.
I very briefly had a microwave oven that I quickly gave away, because I could never work out what they do better than a regular oven.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
I don’t just throw out microwave records.
I cannot cook to save my life – I microwave everything or it’s simply scrambled eggs on toast.
You never, ever leave art school. It’s important to keep finding inspiration. I look at YouTube videos and think, ‘How would I do that?’ I like experimenting with things. For instance, drying paintings off too quickly in a microwave can look strangely beautiful.
I won’t eat frozen food and I like to know where my food has come from. I don’t like anything going in my body that’s from a packet. I used to eat microwave ready meals, because we were so busy, but now I like to eat clean.
The picture of me as a child is that I was always with a ball – that’s why I was so skinny: I would miss dinner. Mum would have to leave me some food in the microwave.
My favorite affirmation when I feel stuck or out of sorts is: Whatever I need is already here, and it is all for my highest good. Jot this down and post it conspicuously throughout your home, on the dashboard of your car, at your office, on your microwave oven, and even in front of your toilets!
Simply by starting to cook again, you declare your independence from the culture of fast food. As soon as you cook, you start thinking about ingredients. You start thinking about plants and animals and not the microwave. And you will find that your diet, just by that one simple act, that is greatly improved.
If you take a frozen box and stick it in the microwave, you become connected to the factory. We’ve forgotten who we are.
If a hotel has a microwave, I always get a sweet potato and make sure I have a fork and I can microwave a sweet potato. Seven minutes, and I can do that. You really learn how to eat on the road.
The only time I’ll use a microwave is to warm up a cup of coffee I’ve left too long before drinking.
I like eating pepperoni. I heat it up in the microwave and then I let it roast and then I eat it with cheese.
I live in a dumb house. Which is not to say that I don’t love its quirky charm, its drafty windows and leaky fireplaces and an electrical system that protests when too many people are trying to vacuum and microwave at the same time. But charm is not always user-friendly.
I don’t have a cell phone because I know how horrible it is. Using your cell phone is like putting your head in a microwave every day.
The perfect gadget would somehow allow me to fly. Isn’t that what everybody wants? It would also cook a damn good microwave pizza. So while in flight you had something to eat – an in-flight meal. Where would I go? Well, nowadays, it would probably just take me to work a lot quicker.
I guess now music is so saturated and so microwaved. It’s, like, 15 minutes in the microwave and boom, you’ve got something. Nobody’s putting passion or any thought behind it anymore.
The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful. It would heat your pizza only to minus 271.3*C – not much good for defrosting the pizza, let alone cooking it.
I don’t cook – I can cook – but I’m not very good. I like being asked over for dinner, because she can’t cook either. We would starve if it weren’t for modern technology. I know how to work a microwave, but love home cooked meals.
I’m spoilt. I like my own space. I don’t even own a microwave, and men don’t like that. They want to be looked after.
In university, in a vain attempt to stave off the frosh fifteen, I used to melt fat-free cheese over broccoli, onions and cauliflower in the cafeteria microwave. That earned me few friends.
A radiometer is a device for measuring the intensity of radiation. A microwave radiometer consists of a filter to select a desired band of frequencies followed by a detector which produces an output voltage proportional to its input power.
