Top 303 Lazy Quotes

I’m a lazy person, but if I’m not absent-mindedly doing something, I can’t really relax. I can’t just veg out.
Akira Toriyama
I’m happy to feed the illusion that I’m a lazy recluse.
Julian Casablancas
I am a lazy, cynical, middle-aged guy who has long since come to the conclusion that most historical periods really sucked, for most people, most of the time.
Charles Stross
I was a slow and lazy reader as a kid. ‘The Prince and the Pauper’ was the only non-school book I would read, over and over, between television, records and radio, until I picked up my aunt’s copy of ‘In Cold Blood’ and she didn’t ask for it back.
Darryl Pinckney
I know how lazy I am. So if I have to go somewhere else I can’t get to easily, I talk myself out of it.
Ari Shaffir
Cellphones have, if nothing else, turned TV crime writers into lazy sloths.
Douglas Coupland
Because of the wonderfully positive response to ‘Life’s That Way,’ I am considering writing some more autobiographical stuff – maybe another book. I don’t know. It doesn’t help that I’m lazy.
Jim Beaver
I just grow a terrible mustache, so I try to use my neckbeard as a substitute. And when I get lazy, I don’t shave that often.
Andrew Luck
The kitchen oven is reliable, but it’s made us lazy.
Jamie Oliver
I think e-mail is kind of a cheap way to communicate. It’s a lazy way of writing a letter, you know. I write a letter every now and then, you know, pick out somebody and drop them a line, because I always like receiving letters.
Peyton Manning
I’m from northern Virginia, but I grew up next to the West Virginia border, so it was hills and farmland. We had that sense of adventure you get from growing up around old farmhouses and lazy, rolling hills, you know?
Hilarie Burton
When I'm driving I should make more of an effort with m

When I’m driving I should make more of an effort with my iPod, but I’m too lazy to organise a playlist.
Mark Webber
I’m one of those lazy actors; I like to take what the playwright wrote and work with that.
Cherry Jones
If you find yourself annoyed at his lazy tendencies early on, be wary – because that’s one trait of his that won’t magically change when he gets a better job or finally joins that gym.
Matthew Hussey
At home I can become lazy and if a Welsh word is really long, I just replace it with English.
Matthew Rhys
There are days I’m feeling lazy, and my mom will remind me, ‘Beyonce also only has 24 hours during the day.’ That always keeps me going.
Becky G
As my mom says, I was a little bit of a slacker in high school. I really was just kind of unmotivated, a little bit lazy, so my grades weren’t that good.
Savannah Guthrie
As you get older and wiser you realize that when people are given anything without having to earn it (unless they are physically or mentally utterly incapable of earning anything), they become ungrateful and lazy. They also become less happy.
Dennis Prager
Mental toughness is a lifestyle. It’s something that you live every single day of your life. When I was growing up, I was a lazy kid. I was a lazy kid, and everybody goes, ‘How did you get to where you’re at today? How did you get to where you’re running 200 miles at one time in 39 hours? Being so disciplined?’
David Goggins
I’m such a lazy traveler. When I go to a city now, I hang out around the venue. I’m boring.
Bert Kreischer
I love being physical, but I am extreme either way. I can be superfit. And then I can be really lazy and ignore everything.
Lena Headey
I know. I’m lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have ’til December, right?
Catherine O’Hara
When we came out with ‘Lazy Sunday,’ the greatest compliment I heard was that Questlove had it on his iPod.
Jorma Taccone
I’m interested in non-fiction, but a form of it which is very badly behaved, which doesn’t define itself as straight-ahead journalism or memoir. It blurs boundaries, plays fast and loose with the truth – not to be silly, whimsical or lazy, but to get greater purchase on what it feels like to be alive.
David Shields
I met Magnus Lidehall about two years ago, and the beat that I originally wrote ‘Younger’ on was one of the first ones that he sent me. I must have been around 21 at that time, feeling a bit lazy and disappointed with myself and my life.
Seinabo Sey
Whatever I am today is mostly because of my training at FTII. It taught me to be disciplined as an actor. People accuse us of being lazy and presume that we smoke up and laze about in the campus, which is not true at all. FTII courses are hard work.
Rajkummar Rao
Along with the lazy man… the dying man is the immoral man: the former, a subject that does not work; the latter, an object that no longer even makes itself available to be worked on by others.
Michel De Certeau
If I dress up, I am encouraging men to look at me and if I don’t, I am lazy.
Rhea Pillai
I work hard on New Year’s eve as I perform at shows. And then round it off by spending a lazy day on January 1st.
Mahima Chaudhry
I wouldn’t go out of my way to go to a big celebrity bash. You have to make an effort to dress up and I’m a bit lazy really.
Ruth Jones
I get offered loads of unusual stuff. I just don’t do loads because I like staying at home a lot, and I’m a little bit lazy. I don’t get that thing of going from film to film that people do. It would drive me nuts, and that level of fame is quite scary.
Sophie Okonedo
Guys are known to be lazy shoppers, but for me, it is extremely important to look good. I am very finicky because I hate repeating clothes.
Armaan Malik
I didn’t want to chase movies. It’s too hard. You’ve got to work at it – opening nights, photo shoots, publicity people, managers. I never wanted to do that. I’m too lazy.
Robert Sean Leonard
When not working, my days are lazy.
Farhan Akhtar
Ninety percent of the time when you see rape on the television it is gratuitous and there to either bolster viewing figures or as a lazy way of treating female cast.
Douglas Henshall
Nope, I don’t enjoy work generally. Not because I’m lazy; it’s just all so stressful and worrying.
Rowan Atkinson
Don’t be lazy; workout and diet is the only way to get fit.
Bhumi Pednekar
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Milan Kundera
A lot of people like to think that golf is a lazy man’s sport. Or it’s a rich man’s sport, or it’s a sport that they can’t be involved in.
Shia LaBeouf
I like to be lazy. I do like to be busy and really active, but when that’s done, you can be sure I will be a lazy boy. I like to take time and relax and enjoy life.
Olivier Theyskens
I’m a bad artist. I’m lazy and untalented and bad.
Lisa Hanawalt
A lot of crime fiction writing is also lazy. Personality is supposed to be shown by the protagonist’s taste in music, or we’re told that the hero looks like the young Cary Grant. Film is the medium these writers are looking for.
Peter Temple
Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drin

Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
I tend to be a lazy actress, unless I’m pushed.
Asia Argento
I’m lazy. But it’s the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn’t like walking or carrying things.
Lech Walesa
I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It’s a push.
Kevin Nealon
A hidden camera must never become a lazy substitute for the rigours of old-style reporting.
Barkha Dutt
No one would look at an infant baby asleep, and say ‘What a lazy baby!’ We know sleeping is non-negotiable for a baby. But that notion is quickly abandoned.
Matthew Walker
I will call out the lazy, the idle, and the ignorant. I will support the hard working, the industrious, and the law.
Katie Hopkins
Oh, if I could put some of my reckless spirit into these discreet cautious lazy men!
Mary Boykin Chesnut
As a father, I always want my son to be perfect. When he was young, I tried to train him in martial arts, but he said, ‘I don’t want to become like Bruce Lee’s son, with everybody telling me how good my father was.’ I just think my son is too lazy.
Jackie Chan
These people that watch our MTV shows, they’re not music fans. They’re people that are lazy on their couch and want to watch funny videos or whatever.
Chanel West Coast
I’m not that lazy, but I don’t need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life.
Karl Pilkington
If there is no criticism, you become lazy. But it should be constructive, and it should be the truth. If it’s biased and there’s no truth in it, then I don’t care about it. If it’s true, it helps me grow.
A. R. Rahman
I’m trying to work only with established, respected directors. I took a lot of bad scripts and worked for a lot of lazy directors, and it was discouraging to go to the screenings and see that the director had added nothing, the editor had added nothing, there was nothing to see.
Michael Caine
I believe in meditation – it’s a good tool to centre yourself, but unfortunately, I’m too lazy to do it. It’s very hard work, and I prefer to watch ‘Nothing To Declare’ on TV!
Helen Mirren
I can make going to the dry-cleaners last an entire day, and the dry cleaners might be 150 yards from my front door. You might find it hard to believe, but I am bone-idle lazy.
Noel Gallagher
I’m a big advocate of revisions, of living with something for a month and then realizing what needs changing, what was lazy, what could be better.
K. Flay
In the early 60s, you read your essays to your supervisor rather than hand them in. I was both lazy and clever, and realised I didn’t need to write essays at all, I could simply talk with some notes in front of me.
David Starkey
I don’t know the definition of a star; I am just an actor. I prefer doing hard work, as I feel luck can’t do much in absence of hard work. I am a lazy person – when I entered into this industry, I thought it was a cakewalk, but I have realised it needs a lot of patience and hard work.
Emraan Hashmi
When not dressed as Conchita I am a man, and a lazy one at that.
Conchita Wurst
I think of myself as a very lazy author.
Neil Gaiman
I read a lot of books; I am a lazy person when I don’t work!
Catherine Tresa