Top 303 Lazy Quotes

I’m no atheist – I’m lazy. I really do like hassle-free Sunday mornings. I have a problem with organized religion, so I’ve simply opted out. Live and let live, I figure.
Lynn Coady
People who make mistakes but try their best, other people will support. But people who make mistakes because they’re lazy, nobody supports.
Nobu Matsuhisa
The first rule of comedy should be, you must be very lazy. Whoever works should be immediately removed.
Cyrus Broacha
I feel as if my mission is to write, to see, to observe, and I feel lazy if I’m not reaching conclusions. I feel stupid. I feel as if I’m wasting my time.
Paul Theroux
I’m at my best when people are depending on me. If it’s just on me and I don’t have nothing to do, I’m going to be lazy. On the football field, it’s every single day, every play, knowing that people are depending on me to make my play. That helps me elevate my game to another level.
Von Miller
The one thing that I appear to have been given, bearing in mind that I am capable of being very, very scatty and extremely lazy, is the ability to concentrate on something I choose to give my time to.
Daniel Day-Lewis
People are lazy when they cast. It’s natural to think of the most obvious fit to your character.
Soni Razdan
Sure, some journalists use anonymous sources just because they’re lazy and I think editors ought to insist on more precise identification even if they remain anonymous.
Ben Bradlee
I haven’t really got much get up and go. I can’t believe I’m on the telly. I’m so lazy.
Allan Carr
I did not like ‘The Hurt Locker.’ It’s a lazy way to make a movie, frankly. I could put you on the edge of your seat quite easily, and have you feel the tension for 2 hours, if every other scene practically is, ‘Should we cut the red wire or the green wire?’
Michael Moore
As a race, the Negroes are not lazy.

As a race, the Negroes are not lazy.
W. E. B. Du Bois
Coaches don’t like lazy, disrespectful, cancerous massive headaches.
Jason Whitlock
Being lazy does not mean that you do not create. In fact, lying around doing nothing is an important, nay crucial, part of the creative process. It is meaningless bustle that actually gets in the way of productivity. All we are really saying is, give peace a chance.
Tom Hodgkinson
Going out at night and having a fabulous social life takes a lot out of you, and I don’t know if I have that much to give, honestly. I would rather give that time to my kids or spend that time reading a book or watching a film. I am selfish and lazy.
Kajol
When I don’t wear makeup, it’s not because I’m lazy, but it’s me making this radical bid for the feminization of my body and being confident in that.
Hari Nef
I’m very lazy!
Kristin Scott Thomas
The first thing I ever wanted to be was a lawyer, because I love arguing. But I’m very lazy. I’m intelligent, but I’m very lazy, so it seemed like a bit too much.
AJ Tracey
The paintings may communicate even better because people are lazy and they can look at a painting with less effort than they can read a poem.
Lawrence Ferlinghetti
By and large musicians are pretty lazy; they don’t do a whole lot. They’re usually very busy doing nothing.
Buzz Osborne
I was very stale at Fox. Much of it was my own fault. I was lazy and didn’t fight for things I wanted to do at other times. Most of my stuff consisted of setup/punchline jokes to the camera – a very old-school approach. I was part of the establishment, I guess.
Frank Caliendo
I’m a lazy guy. I can’t focus for too long. I’d rather hear a record that has no filler.
Thomas Mars
As crazy as it sounds, my generation is very lazy.
Luke Combs
I get quite lazy about cooking because when I come back from work it is the last thing I want to do, really is spend loads of time cooking.
Prince William
I don’t like Bush. I don’t trust him. I don’t like his record. He’s stupid. He’s lazy.
Cher
If, in 2014, we’re still making ‘white savior movies,’ then it’s just lazy and unfortunate. We’ve grown up as a country, and cinema should be able to reflect what’s true. And what’s true is that black people are the center of their own lives and should tell their own stories from their own perspectives.
Ava DuVernay
I don’t like sitting around and not doing anything because that’s the easiest way to get complacent and get lazy.
Deshaun Watson
Reading is a joy for my kids, and to swing in a hammock on a lazy summer day reading a good book just goes with summer.
Marcia Gay Harden
My dad does tons of voiceovers; he was Duke in ‘G.I. Joe’ and ‘Transformers’ and Handy, Lazy, and Grouchy Smurf, so I grew up with the best bed time stories ever.
Ashley Bell
Everyone that we disagree with is a racist and a homophobe and Islamophobe and a bigot. It’s just silly. It’s lazy thinking, and I think it gets us nowhere.
Dave Rubin
I don’t really have the patience to do my hair, which is why it’s always parted down the middle, slicked, in a low ponytail or a messy high bun. I’m too lazy to do my own hair, but I like doing my makeup.
Gigi Hadid
The number of really good athletes is decreasing. People don’t want to work as hard anymore and they complain. In the future, there probably won’t be as many good athletes because they won’t work as hard. The world is getting lazy.
Marquise Goodwin
I can be a lazy slob.
Shirley MacLaine
I don’t dance anymore. Though I have been approached several times by these dance reality shows to be a part of them, I simply refused them, as, to be honest, I am a very lazy person.
Vikrant Massey
An industrious sinner I much prefer to a lazy saint.
Sophie Kerr
I’m quite lazy. I don’t want to learn a new subject like shipbuilding.
Prue Leith
Because you can be lazy if you don’t know the truth.
Meg White
One thing about computers and iPhones is they’re making people mentally lazy.
Jose Feliciano
Facebook lets me be lazy the way a man in a stereotypical 1950s office can be lazy. Facebook is the digital equivalent of my secretary, or perhaps my wife, yelling at me not to forget to wish someone a happy birthday or to inform me I have a social engagement this evening.
Sarah Jeong
I always thought being an artist was a lazy job. I was wrong.
Damian Loeb
The biggest challenge is adding the bureaucracy it takes to run the company without becoming fat, lazy, inflexible – bureaucratic.
Ted Waitt
I try to teach people to make fewer mistakes. But in designing economic policies, we need to take full account of the fact that people are busy, they’re absent minded, they’re lazy, and that we should try to make things as easy for them as possible.
Richard Thaler
I can be very difficult if people are not professional,

I can be very difficult if people are not professional, or lazy – or the opposite, which is take themselves too seriously.
Felicity Kendal
As a race, the Negroes are not lazy.
W. E. B. Du Bois
It’s interesting how Khabib fights but to me it’s just boring, it’s lazy.
Tony Ferguson
Summer is the annual permission slip to be lazy. To do nothing and have it count for something. To lie in the grass and count the stars. To sit on a branch and study the clouds.
Regina Brett
I’m a jeans and t-shirts kind of guy, but there have definitely been moments where I’m like, ‘You know what? I need to upgrade a little bit.’ I’ve tried to snazz things up as much as I can, with me being as lazy as I am.
Kevin Zegers
Everyone’s really lazy in L.A.
Skeet Ulrich
I have read books that are so cliched and lazy, my eyes have bled. But I also have read books marketed under the chick-lit umbrella that are so honest, clever and gritty that I’ve wanted to give up writing and paint walls instead.
Jojo Moyes
Pretty much all of my inventions come about the same way. I have an everyday problem or something that I’m too lazy to do, so I make a machine that does it for me.
Simone Giertz
I’m lazy but generally task oriented so having a hoop to jump through means eventually I’ll make the effort.
Thomas Lynch
I get labelled lazy maybe because of my body language; I’m quite laid-back.
Jonjo Shelvey
I made a decision not to work out because I’m lazy and also, the character is not a superhero. I didn’t want him to be a buff guy with Jackie Chan moves because the point is he’s smarter than your average Joe.
Wentworth Miller
I’m barely prolific and incredibly lazy.
Tom Petty
I’m not lazy on set. I’m lazy in the rest of my life.
Stellan Skarsgard
I hate wearing makeup because I am just too lazy to take it off at night.
Irina Shayk
Not all single women want to be married. Not all boys like football. Not all homemakers like to cook. Not all messy people are lazy. And not all the obese are gluttons. There are glands and diabetes and a dozen conditions you never heard of that may account for things. Put your sermon through the counter-stereotype sieve.
John Piper
I used to be very lazy in my teens. I didn’t practise enough but I was OK when I started really getting into snooker.
Neil Robertson
I’m pretty lazy when it comes to creativity. I just want it to be easy and fun.
Reggie Watts
People are often quite lazy. We like taking the easy way out – we like handing over responsibility, we like being offered shortcuts that mean we don’t have to think.
Hannah Fry
Sometimes I get lazy, I want to get rid of that.
Neeti Mohan
Gone are the days when the upper classes were terrified of the angry mob wanting to smash their skulls and confiscate their properties. Now their biggest enemy is the army of lazy bums, whose lifestyle of indolence and hedonism, financed by crippling taxes on the rich, is sucking the lifeblood out of the economy.
Ha-Joon Chang
I would step into a place of being lined up with a sense of purpose and my inner compass, and everything was going in the same direction. Then I’d get lazy and get off the track. And then things would start to fall apart, and I’d back up and get it together again.
Kathy Mattea
The hair department is always on my case about washing my hair. I am incredibly lazy, and a brat about washing my hair.
Eden Sher
My reading as a child was lazy and cowardly, and it is yet. I was afraid of encountering, in a book, something I didn’t want to know.
John Updike
People think I’ve got a problem with the press. Actually I have no problem with the press, but just like in football there are a handful who cause problems because they’re disrespectful, they’re lazy, and above all – and this is what really gets to me – they haven’t worked hard to get there.
Gordon Strachan