Top 305 Dude Quotes

I’m a goofy dude. I don’t usually take things too seriously, but when I step on the field it’s a whole different aspect to me.

Coming out of high school, Ricky Town was the dude. He was going to SC; I was going to UCLA. He was No. 1 in the country; I was No. 2.

I been the same dude my whole life.

Now, with the Hurt Business, this is my chance to let loose. Before, when I was frustrated, I couldn’t let it out. Sometimes being a bad dude just feels a lot better.

I’m like a dude. Jordans are my favorite. I wear them all the time for shows. I can get girly-girly when I want to, but I can’t perform in heels. I would bust my face open on stage, and we don’t want that.

I look like a dude and feel like a dude, and it sucks. But eventually I’ll flip, and I’ll present as female.

The Republican consciousness has no integrity and it falls apart once you check it out. If you’re a Christian, why would you want to fry this dude?

I’ve always dressed like a dude.

I’m not the easiest dude to work with.

I’m not Tupac or this prophetic dude or anything like that. I just want to make music and have fun.

My uncle is so funny – Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it’s just full-blown jibber-jabber. It’s so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can’t understand him.

All we want is a confident dude to come straight up… maybe. Just walk up and say, ‘Hey, what’s up?’ And start from there.

Let me tell you something about Joe Manganiello – I don’t care, dude. The most impressive thing that you have on your cinematography is that you got beat up by Spiderman.

I don’t know why people think I’m this ad-lib dude.

I don’t really want to fight the real big boys, because I noticed that I tried to pick Ishii up at the end of the fight, I was trying to go for a slam and I was like, ‘This dude is too big.’

I am not a super-talented guy, I’m just a dude who will fight you tooth and nail.

I’m this dude that can play a farmhand and a handyman and sometimes a Greek god.

The hardest thing for an artist to do is to let go. I don’t wanna be the dude – if you come to my house, there are no pictures circa ’86 in my house.

In my eyes, there’s no one better than Stevie Wonder. He’s a top dude.

Being in the space that I am as a writer, and just as a black dude in America, there’s this push to be cool or be what you’re expected to be. There’s a need for a song that puts that in perspective. I think that’s an important thing for young children to hear growing up.

President George W. Bush was kind of a goofy tongue-tied dude. Mostly he just mangled the English language. Barack Obama, by contrast, was a smooth talker. The problem is that frequently what he said was just wrong or tendentious.

I had a press conference and I fell down on stage! Because I was in a skirt, dude. And there was this genius on stage and someone told me please sit and I went to sit and he pulled the chair off from under me! I did my whole thing, after that, I was really upset.

There has been a kind of stereotypical ‘gamer dude’ that has been representative for the gamer community in the years past. But I want to spearhead or be a part of changing that.

I crossed paths with a horse that happened to change my life. That horse is Game On Dude, and what a horse! He’s a soldier. Together we traveled the world. We won the Santa Anita Big Cap, Goodwood, almost won the Breeder’s Cup Classic; we won the San Antonio, Hollywood Gold Cup and the Californian.

None of us wants to be judged by our worst act on our worst day, and we consistently judge Burr for that. He was not a perfect man, but he’s not a villain. He’s a dude, just a guy.

I’m an introspective dude.

I’m a real dude.

When you’re the opener, you’re the guy getting the crowd warmed up. But when you’re the headliner, you’re the main dude. People come to see you, and you have to deliver. It’s a cool position to be in.

People always say, ‘Why don’t you play more sets in Texas?’ and I say, ‘Dude, why don’t you come babysit?’

I am a dude who is meant to be on a couch in New York City thumbing through magazines.

Whenever I watch a show and twentysomethings have a lot of ‘Star Wars’ references, I know it’s written by a 40-year-old dude.

Every time I fly first class, I’m like, ‘Damn dude, this is sick!’

People would be surprised at how much of an electronic dude I am, and I like new wave, post-punk and proto-punk stuff.

Charlie Ward was the best dude ever.

Sorry dude, but we’re in a boxing match and you went against your word and tried to make me look weak and stupid in front of 17 million people. That’s just not gonna happen.

There just hasn’t been a voice for that normal dude when it comes to rap.

I feel like everybody that saw my videos was like, ‘Oh this dude’s about to rap.’ They just played my videos, and I feel like I shocked a lot of people.

I thought Al Iaquinta did a great job at UFC 223, but Khabib is going to say he won the Super Bowl after he faced the third string? No way, dude. So many people hold him up on a high horse, but I see his flaws. I wasn’t impressed with anything he did.

I got into the weights because I didn’t want anybody messing with me. I wanted people to say, ‘Oh, he’s so big, I don’t want to mess with him.’ And second of all, I wanted to be great at football. I wanted to be the baddest dude around because I knew what it was like to not be.

I think somewhere along the way I realized, ‘O.K., no one’s gonna care about a chubby Jewish dude rapping.’ I realized I’d be better behind the scenes.

In the early ’90s, Too Short was like one of the first dudes who kinda discovered Lil Jon. So I always used to see him at concerts and we’d pow wow – a good dude, you know?

David Cameron has given one of my paintings to President Obama. It’s quite mad, really. But it’s OK. It’s not the kind of recognition I seek or get every day, but Cameron seems quite a positive kind of guy and Obama’s a dude. I would probably have had issues if it had been for Bush.

Hot girls have so many options. Sitting at home alone any night of the week and searching the Internet for a dude is on zero hot girls’ agendas. So they’re definitely not coming after you.

I’m obsessed with Bruno Mars’ records. I’d give my right leg to be able to sing like that dude.

I remember where I’m from. It’s like, ‘Dude, you used to work at Pizza Hut.’ I still have the hat.

The thing is, everybody wants to be famous. Everybody wants to be successful. Everybody wants to be that dude, but not everybody wants to do the work for it. And I think that’s probably one of the reasons why there’s so many juniors and only a couple that make it. Because I really wanted it. I wanted it real bad.

There are some stories I want to tell that I think it’d be cool to see an African-American dude do.

If you’re ever bcc’d, do not go near ‘reply all.’ ‘Bcc’ is ‘blind carbon copy.’ It means you’re a fly on the wall, dude! If you hit reply all, it’s beyond bad etiquette to out the person who gave you the superpower of invisibility. It’s like screaming, ‘I’m a spy!’

The Stones also still have a huge following. Mick Jagger leaps around like a crazy dude. And Keith Richards, Ronnie Wood and Charlie Watts are playing great too.

When you start personally attacking people on Twitter, it’s like, come on, dude.

I’m a peaceful dude.

Anybody that thinks hanging out with Snoop is fun, is cool, you’re in for a rude awakening because he is the most down to earth, boring dude ever.

I’m not a Beverly Hills dude.

The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That’s your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard is just the tip of the iceberg.

You can’t sugarcoat why Kaep is not playing in the NFL. This dude played in the Super Bowl.

White dude speed’ is the kind of quickness that you see from a guy who’s trying to beat the ‘Do Not Walk’ sign across the street. They’re moving but not fast enough to scuff their boat shoes.

I love Lil Wayne; that’s like my little brother. He’s just the coolest dude on Earth.

I got scouted to be the dude in the video for ‘Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I’m Bored.’

I’m that dude from the ad about background checks where I put a rifle together blindfolded.

I’m a laid-back, shy kinda dude, and it wasn’t until when I was 19 that my life kind of changed.

I’m just a quirky, funny dude.

I was a strange, dark little dude. I fell in love with horror movies, at a very early age. Somehow, as a first grader, I was able to convince my parents to let me go see stuff like ‘An American Werewolf in London’ in theaters, so I was headed in that direction anyway.

Try writing a book, dude. That’s difficult.

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?

People ask me all the time, ‘Are you intimidated, working with strong women?’ I’m like, ‘No, I’m thrilled. I’m a strong dude. I’m thrilled to work with someone who knows what the heck they’re doing, and brings a lot of cool, fun stuff to play with.’