Top 33 Pint Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Pint Quotes from famous people such as Thomas Huxley, Joshua Malina, John Barnes, Stewart Lee, Curtis Sittenfeld, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

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The child who has been taught to make an accurate elevation, plan, and section of a pint pot has had an admirable training in accuracy of eye and hand.
Thomas Huxley
I sure do enjoy my ice cream. And I consider a pint a good start.
Joshua Malina
I’ve never bought a pint of milk in my life.
John Barnes
I went to a hypnotist to learn how not to use drinking a pint before you go on as a way of giving you the confidence to just fly at it, irrespective of the fear. That’s not a long-term strategy, when you do as many gigs as I do.
Stewart Lee
I grew up in Cincinnati, the birthplace of the creamiest and most delicious ice cream with the hugest chocolate chips. Graeter’s used to be available only regionally, but an extravagant thing you could do was overnight-ship six pints to another state, in dry ice.
Curtis Sittenfeld
Ben & Jerry’s is an indulgent dessert that should be eaten in moderation. You should not be replacing more than one meal a day with ice cream. We do not consider a pint or a tub of ice cream to be a single serving.
Jerry Greenfield
I could go fishing with Paul Gascoigne, I could go for a pint and a game of doms with Ian Durrant. There’s no way I would play now rather than the era I played in. We had a life.
Ally McCoist
I work hard not to be pigeonholed. And I can’t understand how you can work on jobs back-to-back all year, with cameras in your face, contestants to look after and someone screaming in your ear, and still expect to remember the price of a pint of milk.
Liza Tarbuck
I have had with conversations with Mark Benton and Ben Cohen – three fellas sitting with a pint discussing the cha-cha-cha and the correct leg position for a foxtrot.
Dave Myers
There is nothing better than standing at a bar, talking nonsense, while sipping a pint of real ale. Give me a pub rather than a fancy wine bar or a nightclub any day. They really are the hub of local communities and I hate the fact that so many are closing.
Tony Hadley
It sounds so boring – and my brothers tease, ‘Oh poor you, pulling pretend pints all day’ – but it’s very, very long hours, and you’re knackered when you get home.
Katherine Kelly
Once I got beat by Mayweather I felt so ashamed. I cancelled all my functions, all my appearances, I didn’t want to walk down the street. I was too embarrassed to even go and have a pint with my mates.
Ricky Hatton
I used to go to the pub every day and drink five pints of beer and then think, ‘What is it that’s making me put on weight?’
Gregg Wallace
There’s a lot of ‘ancestor tourism’: and people will go back to Ireland to touch ground and have a pint in the same place where their forefathers once did whatever their forefathers did, and there’s a real strong idea that we connect to the place once we get there.
Alex Wagner
I’m not one of those people who wakes up and thinks, ‘Bring on the day!’ I have to have about 7 pints of coffee before I’m even remotely awake. But I love the golden hour in the evening, as hokey as that sounds. Just as the sun is about to set and you get those lovely shadows and everything looks gold and yellow.
Stacy London
At Marshall Field in Chicago, I had them take a big bed into the menswear department, one with black sheets. I’d get in bed wearing a nightcap, and my fans would get in bed with me, one at a time, and I’d sign their memorabilia. And then I’d give them a free pint of Ben & Jerry’s.
Wavy Gravy
I’m more of a Smithwick’s or Bulmer’s girl than a pint of Guinness.
Emily Ratajkowski
I’ll have a few pints the night before a match.
Ben Stokes
No, I never drink beer. I’ve never had a pint of lager in my life.
John Barnes
I used to be hung up on my figure, but it’s a waste of time. I don’t believe in diets. Have four pints one night, be healthy the next.
Sophie Ellis-Bextor
Of this they drank half a pint every day, and sometimes more or less, as it operated, by way of gentle physic. Two others had each two oranges and one lemon given them every day. These they ate with greediness, at different times, upon an empty stomach.
James Lind
When I get home off a long week, I go to the gym, have a great workout, and then I go home and order a giant taco pizza with a pint of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream.
Seth Rollins
I got married, had two kids, watched a lot of football, drunk a lot of pints, etc.
Chesney Hawkes
I watch these actors who when you go to buy a pint of milk you see them smiling on the cover of 20 magazines. Then when you see them in a film it’s hard to believe the character because you just see them everywhere.
Charlie Hunnam
I am much more happy in a country pub with 10 blokes having a pint than going to a night club.
Alastair Cook
I like a drink, mate. I’ll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out.
Eric Bristow
I love Tate Modern; there’s such great style and shopping here. I love the galleries and the pubs out on the street, just having your pint as the sun is setting.
Drew Barrymore
Of all the life skills I could have learned – First aid? Nah. But I can pour a pint.
Jodie Whittaker
Paris is cafe culture, Dublin is pub culture, and that’s the best place to solve all the world’s problems: over a pint! One of the great joys of living, I think. The problems of the world seem to disappear.
Liam Cunningham
Every pint bottle should contain a quart.
Boyle Roche
What makes me happy is just curling up in with my mom in her bed and watching a marathon of ‘CSI’ and ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ episodes with pints of ice cream.
Taylor Swift
I'm not saying having one pint will stop you from winni

I’m not saying having one pint will stop you from winning but you don’t want to finish a race disappointed with your performance and then remember that beer you had one day.
Chris Hoy
You know, nobody eats in England. Three or four pints of English beer a night fills you. I can’t say I’m very impressed with the food in America. it’s all sort of bland. Like turkey sandwiches.
Anne Dudley