Everything that wasn’t invented by God is invented by an engineer.
You could say I was too lazy to calculate, so I invented the computer.
My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I’ve already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me.
It wasn’t really me who invented rap. I stole the idea from Aristide Bruant.
A mere forty years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that’s what freedom is all about.
Anyone wishing to communicate with Americans should do so by e-mail, which has been specially invented for the purpose, involving neither physical proximity nor speech.
I am not Jewish, but I think that America invented nothing so fine as deli food.
I don’t have a clear biography of my own that I could recount in an interesting way. I’m made up of the characters that I pulled out of my head, that I invented.
