Top 380 Silly Quotes

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance.
Tom Lenk
A very important part of my workday are the two Nunzillas on my windowsill. They keep me constant company. They’re little windup toys, and when they move across the desk, they spark from the mouth. I think of them as my editors. They sort of remind you that the world can be a silly place.
Erik Larson
My singing wasn’t horrible, but my dancing really made it look silly. It’s not like I’m a horrible singer that can’t sing. But I don’t have the consistency or the presentation skills that a good performer has.
William Hung
I placed some silly wagers, sixty grand here, eighty grand there. I’d ring up a bookie and bet £10,000 on something like who would be the first batsman out at Lord’s that day. I was that off my head.
Paul Merson
I don’t write listening to music, and in a way it seems silly that any writer should have to explain why not, as it’s possibly no different from saying you don’t eat gourmet dinners or play tennis while you’re at the keyboard.
Rachel Kushner
Superdelegates, first off, I think, are silly.
Jane O’Meara Sanders
Comfort is always a priority, but that doesn’t mean, just for the sake of comfort, I will wear some silly stuff and make myself look tacky.
Sonali Bendre
I’m not saying that comedy has to be a certain thing – I’m not trying to define comedy, where it’s like, it can only be silly things. But I think part of what makes a comedy is that at least part of the mantra of the show is trying to make people laugh.
Thomas Middleditch
It seemed silly to me I was getting all this recognition and attention for being with Howard. So I thought, ‘I have this platform, what can I do with it?’ Let’s put forth my passion of animal rescue.
Beth Ostrosky Stern
I’m sure in the history of Harvard, and the history of most schools, there’s been some pretty crazy parties that I’m not even sure you could even capture on film how silly and ridiculous they were.
Cameron Winklevoss
Sometimes it is claimed by those who argue that race is just a social construct that the human genome project shows that because people share roughly 99% of their genes in common, that there are no races. This is silly.
J. Philippe Rushton
Your basic, well-made novel by Ian McEwan or Jonathan Franzen just bores me silly.
David Shields
I’m not silly. I understand that, with age and at different parts of your career, you have different challenges.
Frank Lampard
I worry about everything, which is silly because there’s very little you can control anyway.
Maura Tierney
Witchcraft is one of the most baseless, absurd, disgusting and silly of all the humbugs.
P. T. Barnum
If there are signs that Americans bow to the gods of advertising, there are equally indications that people find the gods ridiculous. It is part of the popular culture that advertisements are silly.
Michael Schudson
At WSX the message was loud and clear consistently, even as a rookie signing a contract and kind of talking about things and getting into the nitty-gritty details. I felt like I was always given a lot of respect and in fact sometimes I thought they were almost tooting my own horn too loud I thought it was almost silly.
Matt Sydal
One night in a club in Boston, I tried the name Roger Duck. No laughs. The next night, I tried Orson Bean, putting together a pompous first name and a silly second name. I got laughs, so I decided to keep it.
Orson Bean
I don’t typically pay attention to most things in life, let alone award season. Not because I think it’s silly. I just don’t typically get caught up in it.
Thomas Middleditch
I was having a bad day, and my friend said, ‘Go wash your hair.’ I thought it was really silly – but it made me feel so much better. It might be a small thing, but it works. Washing it off and starting over.
Kaley Cuoco
You do silly things for love sometimes and not-so-smart things for love.
Queen Latifah
It’s silly to throw things out or label things. You know, is U2 a Christian band, or was Johnny Cash a Christian country singer? I don’t know, but they’re pretty open about their faith.
Mat Kearney
What am I doing in this silly showbiz life? I do wonder

What am I doing in this silly showbiz life? I do wonder that sometimes.
Saffron Burrows
I don’t think American family sitcoms are mean. I guess I really love ‘Arrested Development.’ I guess they are quite mean in that, but that is also a very silly, surreal, absurd show as well, and it has got a heart as well.
Simon Bird
‘Have fun’ is my message. Be silly. You’re allowed to be silly. There’s nothing wrong with it.
Jimmy Fallon
I hope I’m worthy in my dying. I hope I can maintain myself – that I wouldn’t become pathetic and needy, and the worst part of myself come out in adversity. But I’m not afraid of it. It’d be such a silly thing to do! To ruin the life you have by fearing its ending.
Brendan Gleeson
My goal is to be myself, and to challenge stereotypes, and to follow the rules, and break them, and make new rules. It’s not about doing something that’s already been done. That would be silly.
Sasha Grey
The ones doing that, counting me out, are going to look silly.
Liam Smith
If you are being weird or silly you can be excused because you are just playing a character.
Taryn Manning
Some very silly songs can have an almost melancholy feeling when you put it in a different perspective.
Jens Lekman
Schiff has pre-scripted a televised production titled ‘The Impeachment Inquiry Against President Trump.’ The story would likely be deemed too absurd and too boring to make it onto the silver screen as a drama, though it might succeed as a comedic farce – too silly to be taken seriously.
Kayleigh McEnany
Fame is a silly business. People who chase it are almost always going to be disappointed.
Tom Conti
There are a lot of myths about fat loss, and I wanted to explain how to do it properly, without obsessing over silly fads.
Chloe Madeley
If comedy can be both – silly and fun but also say something and start a dialogue – that’s the most you can ever ask for.
Lauren Ash
I think that a big part of comedy is being made fun of, and it is looking silly or looking stupid.
Alison Brie
I think if you’re gonna do something as silly and lighthearted as entertainment, then why not be interesting when you’re doing it?
Chelsea Handler
I do really silly dancing. I love dancing, but I’m not cool when I dance. It’s not about my moves, it’s not about how cool I am, it’s not about how slick I look on the dance floor, it’s about having a great time.
Imogen Heap
It’s really deep to me. Although it seems to many people that I’m making silly music, I’m really serious.
Redfoo
Youth is a silly, vapid state, Old age with fears and ills is rife; This simple boon I beg of Fate – A thousand years of Middle Life.
Carolyn Wells
I was always performing, doing silly voices. The teachers realized I could go one of two ways: be creative or destructive.
Benedict Cumberbatch
If you look at ‘Doctor Who,’ it’s a Time Lord in a blue box who travels around the universe. It’s a silly concept, but it’s one of the most brilliant, emotional experiences because it’s sort of about what is humanity.
Margaret Stohl
Being in a band is hard. Even if you like somebody, you start to argue over silly things.
Paul Gilbert
Hollywood comedy has gotten really silly and absurd, and I like that.
Alan Tudyk
For some reason, they always gave me a fat suit in high-school productions. If there was a character who needed to be robust, they gave me a fat suit, and I put on a silly voice.
Matt Bomer
My persona has always been what a man was never supposed to be. Outrageous, gregarious, crazy, silly, funny.
Richard Simmons
Sometimes those fears creep into the back of your head, but then you slap yourself and think, ‘Oh, woe is me! People actually like me.’ What a silly thing to worry about. This is a huge opportunity, and I’m excited.
Ben McKenzie
It’s very hard to respect people on holiday – everybody looks so silly at the beach, it makes you hate humanity – but when you see people at their work they elicit respect, whether it’s a mechanic, a stonemason or an accountant.
Alain de Botton
Showy displays of love don’t come naturally to everyone. They don’t come naturally to me. They also come with a risk: a risk of rejection, being made to feel silly, or making yourself into a spectacle.
Elizabeth Flock
Talking about Apple v. Microsoft without mentioning the Internet and the browser is like talking about WWII without talking about the nuke. Framing the conversation just in terms of open v. closed operating systems, the quality of the hardware or software or who the CEO was, is silly.
Michael Arrington
Sarah Palin is treated like a bimbo sometimes, but she has never given the public the respect they deserve. She acts silly and doesn’t know stuff. She didn’t even finish her term.
Gail Collins
While handling social media pages, my father accepted every friend suggestion that popped up on the screen. He’s shared some random videos and commented on people’s posts. I told him it’s silly paa ‘ and he laughed. Maybe on Father’s Day, I’ll teach him to order his favorite food on an app.
Pranitha Subhash
I was always silly in high school. I used to always get in trouble because I was laughing. I’ve always thought I was funny but never thought I could use it to make money. In 1996, I decided I was going to use my humor to get on TV to make money.
Retta
The love and passion I had for the game was my key. I never had that taken out of me by my parents or a silly coach.
Bobby Orr
It's silly to keep people alive who have a terrible dis

It’s silly to keep people alive who have a terrible disease.
Imogen Cunningham
Don’t be silly and don’t waste your time.
Bob Newhart
‘Dance Dance Revolution.’ That’s a lot of fun when you’re having a dinner party and you just want to be a little silly.
Natalie Martinez
If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
I have an almost entirely written correspondence with a few friends of mine who are really busy. We exchange quite long and sometimes quite whimsical, sometimes quite meaningful, sometimes silly letters.
Sue Perkins