Top 40 Baron Vaughn Quotes

I wanted to go to theater school.

The name of my first comedy album was ‘Raised by Cable.’ Coming up and watching all of these weird movies on different channels was such an influence on me and an influence on how I do standup. It informs everything I do.

Until recently, Hollywood offered only a handful of roles to actors of color. The majority of my opportunities have fallen into two categories: Scary Black and Funny Black.

New York is looked at as the grad school of comedy.

As long as the world keeps spinning, I’ll keep riffing.

Shows like ‘Empire,’ ‘Black-ish,’ ‘Scandal,’ and ‘How to Get Away With Murder’ are expanding viewers’ perspectives on what people of color can be like. They’re showing more range. They’re showing more diversity within diversity.

I grew up on a very specific diet of certain weird movies. Of course, being black, there are more black movies in there. I’ll get to bring some of those references into ‘Mystery Science Theater 3000.’

I used to watch a lot of Nick at Nite as a kid, and it would play the original ‘Saturday Night Live,’ ‘The Carol Burnett Show,’ and ‘Laugh-In.’

In New Mexico, my local church did a nativity play, and I was cast as Wise Man #3. Of course, Wise Man #3 had no damn lines. Wise Man #1 had all the lines! I stood there thinking, ‘I could do that role so much better!’ From that moment on, I knew I wanted to be an actor.

In other places, especially in Boston, it’s like a place where comedy gestates. People come out of there that are fantastic, but you have to come to New York or L.A. to quote unquote ‘make it.’

When you’re working on a TV show, your schedule can be very unpredictable, which means it’s harder to book shows.

When I have these negative thoughts and feelings, I like to dig into them because I like to get under them and see what’s in there.

Worry less about having to fit, and focus more on what you want to make – this will always serve you.

Comedians are always narrating the story of the people. Always.

When the audience reacts all together, it’s genius. The audience is its own being in a way. It’s a weird, amorphous beast that is also somehow a golden emperor that is also somehow every adult you’ve ever come across in your life who doesn’t approve of you – all in one place.

Black people have to define who we are, or others do it for us.

It seems that people are tired of everyone looking the same on television. And this seems especially true for white people. Even white people are tired of watching the same white people. That’s why we’ve been importing them from Australia.

I’ve always been a comedy nerd, and ‘Partners in Crime’ was probably more influential for me than anything else because it was not only standup, but Robert Townsend had those short films.

I’m a big fan of PlayStation 4. I like watching movies, TV shows, comedy specials, and listening to comedy albums and music. I’m also a big fan of getting coffee with a friend or catching up on the phone with people I’ve known for years, people who keep me grounded, who knew me before.

You can’t erase Bill Cosby’s contributions. That’s the conflict. He’s one of the most influential comedians of all time, and ‘The Cosby Show’ is one of the most influential sitcoms ever. When I watched as a kid, I wanted Cliff to be my dad. Everybody did.

I don’t mean to make a generalization, but I do at the same time, from what I know about people from the Midwest, it seems like their families would talk about money openly in front of them when they were kids. They’d say stuff like, ‘We’re broke! We’re gonna lose the house!’

I come back to Vegas pretty regularly. Quick visits, and I usually just kind of lay low, see my mom, and then get out of there. But every now and then, I’m able to kind of come for extended stays and see some people.

I like that part of the culture of ‘MST3K’ is this constant dialog on what movies could be done and what movies should be done. I’ve seen plenty of bad movies and walked out afterward thinking ‘That would have been perfect for ‘MST3K.”

I was in the middle of filming Season 3 of ‘Grace and Frankie.’ Then the writing process for ‘Mystery Science Theater 3000’ was happening at the exact same time. And then the pre-production for ‘Fatherless’ was happening at the exact same time as well.

I think we have a lot to learn from ancient cultures and different tribes.

What I am trying to do is create a space for people to explore what they want to be, as opposed to fit into a label that they have been given.

Standup led me to acting because I liked standup, and I saw people on a stage, and the closest, nearest thing to me was doing plays. It was like, that’s the same thing as standup – people are on a stage; they’re being seen and saying things – so, because of my love of standup, I moved towards acting.

In a way, you just can’t predict a perfect movie for ‘MST3K.’

I think any good standup or actor is part philosopher, part psychologist and sociologist, because you’re constantly recreating behaviors.

When things get stressful and crazy and you think to yourself, ‘When will this get easier?’ it won’t, because that’s what a career feels like.

One percent of all comics ever reach the level of a Chris Rock or a Jerry Seinfeld. When audiences come to the underground rooms, they have a chance to watch the process that happens along the way – and see the comedians grow.

I’m waiting for some studio to be like, ‘Look, we need you to be totes buff.’ ‘I’m sorry, what’d you say?’ ‘Totes buff. We’re gonna get you a trainer.’ And I’m like, ‘Oh, awesome! I’ve been waiting for this moment.’ I would love to get in shape for a reason besides my own health and life.

With storytelling, you have to see yourself as the hero in the movie of your own life, and I kind of see myself as a supporting role, a walk-on role that has five lines. I say, ‘Mr. President, the Russians are here.’ That’s how I see myself.

It was a long time before I understood what the word ‘specific’ was. I remember being a kid and thinking it was ‘pacific,’ and being like, ‘Can you be more pacific?’ And I believed that for maybe five, six years until someone was like, ‘It’s ‘specific.”

I’ve always been a big fan of entertainment. Having cable gave me access to HBO, Showtime, and The Movie Channel. Constantly taking in all these films from different eras and different styles has really given me a good vocabulary in how to talk about movies.

Here’s the best place that people can find me: go to this website called Google, and then type my name into it. So much stuff.

If you live with a certain amount of dread for your own personal safety every day, that is anxiety.

Instead of letting anxiety run you, try voicing it. Voice it in your comedy. Voice it in a script. Just voice it, and it’ll help you release it.

When it comes to politics, comedians read between the lines and see hypocrisies and half-truths. And we report those things to regular people who go, ‘I noticed that, too!’ or ‘You’re right, that doesn’t make sense!’

I had a gentleman steal or ‘misplace’ – I guess I should say ‘allegedly’ – a lot of money from me. It didn’t make any sense when it was happening, because I just didn’t understand why I didn’t have any money. I was a perfect mark because I had all of this shame and insecurity about money.