Top 40 Brag Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Brag Quotes from famous people such as Colson Whitehead, Al Lewis, Rachel Riley, Pamela Meyer, Laurence Sterne, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

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Part of being in New York is being able to brag about what used to be there.
Colson Whitehead
I know who I am. I don’t have to brag. I know what I contributed. I know what I did. You think you can do it better? Hey, go right ahead. The stage is yours.
Al Lewis
Being bad at maths shouldn’t be something to brag about, and I’m glad people are waking up to this, but there’s no reason be embarrassed to look for help when it comes to numeracy.
Rachel Riley
A narcissist like Trump must constantly inflate and exaggerate in order to keep the supply trains running. He has to brag about how, ‘I have a very high IQ’ or concoct stories about people agreeing with him.
Pamela Meyer
The most accomplished way of using books is to serve them as some people do lords; learn their titles and then brag of their acquaintance.
Laurence Sterne
Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you’re looking for morals in politics you’re looking for bananas in the cheese department.
Harry Shearer
I don’t like to brag about it, but there are people I’ve worked with at the start of their career, and they’ve all become very, very successful.
Flying Lotus
That’s the beauty of being above board – you can brag about your winnings.
Dan Bilzerian
There are some programs on FOX that are not only fair and balanced, they’re commentary shows. They don’t have to be. But they brag about how fair and balanced they are. They don’t cover rallies and tea parties. They cheer lead for rallies and tea parties. And as a journalist, I am totally against that.
Bernard Goldberg
I’ve always thought that the – as far as regions of the country that people brag about, as far as top talent, the Inland Empire is awfully hard to beat.
Mike Leach
That’s how easy baseball was for me. I’m not trying to brag or anything, but I had the knowledge before I became a professional baseball player to do all these things and know what each guy would hit.
Willie Mays
I think that women are often underestimated – our suggestions, our advice, our leadership style. I think one of the reasons that that happens is women are much less likely to blow their own horn and brag about everything that they’ve done.
Tina Smith
I had to wear that suit, so I put in my required time in the gym. But I’m not one of those actors who romanticizes his trials working out and brags that he can bench press a panda now.
Ryan Reynolds
If I seem to boast more than is becoming, my excuse is that I brag for humanity rather than for myself.
Henry David Thoreau
The United States brags about its political system, but the President says one thing during the election, something else when he takes office, something else at midterm and something else when he leaves.
Deng Xiaoping
Sometimes fake laughing is hard once you’ve done a scene 18 times. I don’t want to brag, but I have a reputation for being very, very good at that. It’s funny finding what’s challenging about acting as you go.
Allison Williams
I brag on the Democratic Party. We’re libertarian on social issues, it’s live and let live. Fiscally, we’re conservative and responsible, and were environmentally conscious.
Mark Udall
We have this powerful ideological basis to the country that I don’t think any other country in the world quite can brag about. It’s a very complicated nation, and it’s very fertile.
Theresa Rebeck
I brag like hell when I’m confident of what I’m doing. Back when I was sailing ships for a living, I would take a schooner up to San Francisco – I had my master’s certificate at 22 – and I would tell myself, ‘There isn’t a man in the world can do this better ‘n I can.’ And I meant it.
Sterling Hayden
Beauty is nature’s brag, and must be shown in courts, at feasts, and high solemnities, where most may wonder at the workmanship.
John Milton
As a general rule, when you comment on a blog, make it knowledgeable or witty and, most of all, relevant to that post – then, simply sign it with your name and your book title. Resist the urge to brag or sell your book.
M. J. Rose
Obama’s gonna play Santa Claus with the minimum wage. He’s got no successes to brag about. He cannot talk about a robust job market. In fact, the very fact he’s talking about the minimum wage is evidence there is no robust job market.
Rush Limbaugh
I am Dr. Britt Baker, DMD, and I’m a professional wrestler. I don’t mean to brag or boast, but I love the recognition for it.
Britt Baker
I think I’ve been good at getting into lonely and troubled characters because, not to brag, but I’m the complete opposite in real life.
Kodi Smit-McPhee
A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.
H. L. Mencken
Slack users I know, including me, love many things about the service. As the company likes to brag, it’s fast, it’s transparent, and it’s great for brainstorming.
Walt Mossberg
This sounds like a brag, but I know how to make good fried rice. I learned in college. There are two secrets – take the rice after you cook it and let it get cold in the fridge. Then cook the egg like you’re making a fried egg and just before it’s done, dump the rice and veg on it and swirl it around.
Patton Oswalt
I don’t think I’ll be remembered in a big Michael Jackson, Led Zeppelin way. I think I’ll be remembered in this way: by the people who were there, who can’t capture or explain it. I’m not trying to brag or anything. It’s not about me. It’s about facilitating a good time for everyone.
Skrillex
I just love fighting. You lock me in there with another guy – that strategy, that game of chess – I’m in love with it. I’ll be in love with it until the day I die. Now, if you want to strap a belt on me at the end of it? That’s cool, my kids can brag about it.
Frank Mir
I don’t think you get successful to brag and throw what you have in the world’s face. That’s all private.
Kevin Hart
Sometimes, I get so annoyed when other people brag. And sometimes, I know that I’m better than that or I’ve got something better in the works; I don’t say anything. I just say, ‘Really? That’s great.’
Erika Christensen
When I graduated from high school, the teacher said I w

When I graduated from high school, the teacher said I was throwing my life away following music, and the same teacher invited me back to speak at the school. I don’t say that to brag, I just want to be an example.
Big Sean
To this day I can brag to anyone who will listen that I had a catch in the Rose Bowl.
Matthew Whitaker
I think people sometimes get my message misconstrued and believe I’m trying to brag, but I’m genuinely trying to show people that you can do it all yourself, and there’s so much power and freedom in that.
Russ
I would like to take on Charlotte. That would be fun because I’ve been friends with Ric Flair. He does nothing but brag about her. He is proud of her, as he should be.
Mickie James
I don’t like to brag, but I must tell you that I am regarded in some circles as being in the upper echelons of the elite loony left.
Michael Leunig
My story was that I was egotistical, arrogant, and an absolute jerk to everyone who brags about everything – and I will – but I’ve been very fortunate to take everything and learn from it.
The Miz
I’ve said this before, any accomplishment that I make will be something that I will look back on when I’m done playing and be excited about and probably brag to my kids and grandkids about.
Stephen Gostkowski
I’ve never been one of those guys who wants to put up titles and championships and run around and brag.
Big Show
You can recognize that you’ve been gifted in certain ways and be very thankful for that, but it doesn’t mean that you brag about it.
Ernie Johnson Jr.