Top 40 Dan Bilzerian Quotes

I’ve always said I think I’m a totally normal guy.

People like a look into the lifestyle of someone who has a lot of freedom.

I’m not super-political.

Honestly, I try to stay away from the famous chicks and L.A. girls in general.

If you look at poker as a sport like baseball, then I’d be maybe a minor league or high school ballplayer. But I play with T-ballers.

A girl has to be super-hot now for me to be even semi-interested.

When you are single and have no dependents, you should be able to do whatever you want as long as it doesn’t adversely effect other people.

Conscious luxury is the wave of the future because everyone should be aware of what they put on their bodies just like they are aware of what they consume.

Normally, I always had a machine gun in my car and a bulletproof vest.

Anything that we can do to help men be more confident, I think that’s going to be a net positive.

Sometimes I feel like a 16-year-old who’s got a blank check.

At the end of the day if you want to effectively market to a target group, you’re not going to appeal to everybody. Those companies that try and cater to everybody, end up making everybody not care.

That’s the beauty of being above board – you can brag about your winnings.

If any girl gets a message from someone claiming to be me, it’s fake.

I would like to think I am a little bit of a man’s man and a ladies’ man. I suppose, I’m a guy’s guy because I like to do a lot of, you know, the man stuff: Working out, off-roading, getting on the dirt bike and what not. I am a ladies’ man because I spend more time with girls than I do with guys.

I believe in the Constitution.

I just try to be authentic.

Be yourself, be an individual – people are scared to be themselves.

I never wanted something from somebody without being able to kind of reciprocate, I guess.

I personally prefer girls from the Midwest. They’re more appreciative. They haven’t been on 50 private jets and been to Dubai ‘every three weeks.

When shooting exploding rifle targets, check with local and state laws.

I will tell you that I’m not religious.

Women have this arsenal of stuff where if they have a pimple or they have something, you guys can cover that up. Guys don’t really have that – and it’s also a little bit taboo.

I’m all about living however you want, but if you make the decision to get married and have children, then you have an obligation to raise them in an environment that isn’t going to ruin them, warp their perception of the world, or close doors for them.

Basically I didn’t get a ton of attention as a kid. I guess that’s why I’m such a flashy lunatic.

I grew up, initially, poor and then rich and then back to poor when I was in the military and college. And then eventually made some money playing poker.

Any successful company has female models.

I love London.

I mean, my dad is half-Armenian, his father is 100%, and I actually think he has Armenian citizenship. Apparently, the Kardashians and me are the big celebrities over in Armenia.

My passion is creating lucrative opportunities around the world and online.

It’s not smart to get caught without a gun.

It just seems like it would be kinda cool to be able to actually teach kids important stuff.

I just think it would be interesting. I already applied to be a substitute teacher.

It is important to be transparent about ingredients and use products with clean ingredients.

Life is all in the setup. A lot of people think I got the world handed to me, and I let them think exactly that whilst they handed me the world.

I think I’m pretty misunderstoood.

I mean look, everyone wants to do the story on the rising star, and when the star is up, they all want to be the one to bring it down because that’s what people care about, right? They only care about the rise and the fall, so it’s extreme positivity and extreme negativity.

I’m just living my life the way I want to. I have the freedom to do that.

Let’s be honest, I’m not a guy who is going to grind out $10 entry fantasy matches. If I’m going to compete, I want to play at the highest stakes.

I’ve got a… target on my back the size of the state of California.