Top 460 Woman Quotes

The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides.

Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics.

You like a woman, she’s got kids, it’s a package. You can’t just go in one-sided.

I can’t think of a more life-changing procedure for a young woman than an abortion.

I would say that the surest measure of a man’s or a woman’s maturity is the harmony, style, joy, and dignity he creates in his marriage, and the pleasure and inspiration he provides for his spouse.

Whoever has trusted a woman has trusted deceivers.

I’m a woman now.

No matter what a woman looks like, if she’s confident, she’s sexy.

To be successful, a woman has to be much better at her job than a man.

I like looking feminine and I enjoy being a role model. I enjoy being a woman. It all comes down to having the confidence to be who you are.

My idea of feminism is self-determination, and it’s very open-ended: every woman has the right to become herself, and do whatever she needs to do.

I’m prepared to try to talk to a very beautiful girl. I learned a fantastic secret, which is that the most beautiful woman in the room is not being spoken to because she’s too intimidating. They’re not looking for somebody beautiful; they’re looking for somebody to amuse them.

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

The decision to have an abortion is a deeply personal decision between a woman, her family, her doctor, her God; not her government, and not the public at large.

A woman would rather visit her own grave than the place where she has been young and beautiful after she is aged and ugly.

What you wear – and it always starts with your shoes – determines what kind of character you are. A woman who wears high heels carries herself very different to a girl who wears sneakers or sandals. It really helps determine how you carry yourself.

What a profound significance small things assume when the woman we love conceals them from us.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.

If I have to, I can do anything. I am strong, I am invincible, I am Woman.

I’ve been a woman for a little over 50 years and have gotten over my initial astonishment. As for conducting an orchestra, that’s a job where I don’t think sex plays much part.

Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman.

Meeting Oprah Winfrey, I cried like a baby. Meeting Steven Spielberg, I cried like a baby. Meeting Denzel Washington, I gushed like a crazy woman. If I don’t get excited or star struck by someone I’ve been dying to meet, it’s time to retire.

I think the fact that I’m so well known to be gay makes it very difficult to have a convincing relationship with a woman on screen. It wouldn’t be at all difficult for me to kiss a woman – I’ll kiss a frog if you like.

The first commercial judge in Medina was a woman!

Your dresses should be tight enough to show you’re a woman and loose enough to show you’re a lady.

I am a woman above everything else.

All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!

I am a woman who came from the cotton fields of the South. From there I was promoted to the washtub. From there I was promoted to the cook kitchen. And from there I promoted myself into the business of manufacturing hair goods and preparations.

My mother is a tall woman – as is everyone in my family. At her prime, she stood 5 feet 9 inches, which is quite unusual for a woman born in 1922.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

The woman who appeals to a man’s vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.

Taking joy in living is a woman’s best cosmetic.

You know, I’m a curvy woman and I just want to be comfortable with that.

If T-Bone Walker had been a woman, I would have asked him to marry me. I’d never heard anything like that before: single-string blues played on an electric guitar.

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.

You can wear black at any time. You can wear it at any age. You may wear it for almost any occasion; a ‘little black frock’ is essential to a woman’s wardrobe.

Every woman is different when they go through menopause, and… I didn’t know emotionally how I would feel.

I’m very definitely a woman and I enjoy it.

The American Dream is that any man or woman, despite of his or her background, can change their circumstances and rise as high as they are willing to work.

I’m against abortion. On the other hand, I believe in a woman’s choice.

A beautiful woman must expect to be more accountable for her steps, than one less attractive.

Society, being codified by man, decrees that woman is inferior; she can do away with this inferiority only by destroying the male’s superiority.

A thinking woman sleeps with monsters.

The dogma of woman’s complete historical subjection to men must be rated as one of the most fantastic myths ever created by the human mind.

If a woman doesn’t chase a man a little, she doesn’t love him.

Admittedly, a homosexual can be conditioned to react sexually to a woman, or to an old boot for that matter. In fact, both homo – and heterosexual experimental subjects have been conditioned to react sexually to an old boot, and you can save a lot of money that way.

A woman, especially, if she have the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.

A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along.

For me, taking care of your health is the first step towards empowerment whether you’re a man or a woman.

I’m a woman, a mother, a daughter, a sister. I’m a real person operating in the world. For me to discuss the most private thing feels wrong. It feels like I’m betraying myself and my children.

Men secretly respect a woman who is strong, has confidence and has dreams of her own. There’s nothing more attractive to a man than a woman who has dignity and pride in who she is.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

I know how it feels to be a woman because I am a woman. And I won’t be classified as just a man.

I learned a great many years ago that in a fight between husband and wife, a third party should never get between the woman’s skillet and the man’s ax-helve.

Michelle Pfeiffer hasn’t been finding a lot of work recently because she doesn’t like what a woman her age is offered. That’s a real double standard. You get Sean Connery, who gets older and older, still playing opposite young ladies, but it doesn’t work the other way around.

With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.

I think the sexiest thing about a woman is confidence, but confidence in a humble way, not in an arrogant way. Sense of humor is definitely important. And sunglasses always hide a multitude of sins. Sunglasses and a great pair of heels can turn most outfits around.

At the moment of childbirth, every woman has the same aura of isolation, as though she were abandoned, alone.

Watch how you communicate with a woman. Because you’re always communicating, even when you’re not talking – with your body language, your facial expressions, your eyes.

Vampires are so old that they don’t need to impress anyone anymore. They’re comfortable in their own skin. It’s this enigmatic strength that’s very romantic and old-fashioned. I think it goes back to something of a Victorian attitude of finding a strong man who’s going to look after his woman.

Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance.

Nothing is more alluring to a man than a woman who looks good in her jeans.

A woman’s guess is much more accurate than a man’s certainty.

It’s easier to be faithful to a restaurant than it is to a woman.

Well, if Fortune be a woman, she’s a good wench for this gear.

When I see myself as an old woman, I just think about being happy. And hopefully, I’ll still be fly.

I felt a tremendous sadness for men who can’t deal with a woman of their own age.

There is only one woman in the world. One woman, with many faces.