Top 464 Dogs Quotes

‘Best in Show’ legitimized me, and it was a great experience in Vancouver for six weeks with all those dogs!
Jennifer Coolidge
I think my body was built to eat 68 hot dogs. It’s natural.
Joey Chestnut
I love dogs, but dogs, you have to be in the country with dogs. I cannot walk a dog on the street.
Karl Lagerfeld
I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charg

I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charge of art in America, you’d go into a museum and see nothing but prints of dogs playing cards.
Elayne Boosler
I had disagreements with all my neighbors about my dogs. I had a disagreement with myself about my dogs. They were noisy.
John McAfee
I’m never without my dog. They would be in every corner of the house, and my wife will not allow me to have any more than that. But I have lots of dogs. I love the dogs. I breed them. I always have a puppy coming. And I show dogs. I show German shepherds.
George Foreman
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
Jean Harlow
I have a couple of dogs and I live with my partner. We just like to sit and read and I’m generally quite quiet.
Derren Brown
People – and dogs – are dying to be trained.
Ian Dunbar
My favourite animals are dogs.
Brigitte Bardot
I was pretty entrepreneurial as a kid. I had a lemonade stand. When I was 12, I arbitraged the price of 7-Eleven hot dogs; I’d buy the ones that are pre-wrapped with the bun and then sell them on the beach.
Stewart Butterfield
The maximum expression of running dogs is the Iditarod. You enter a state of primitive exaltation, and you never return. You’re never normal again.
Gary Paulsen
Every day, the humane societies execute thousands of dogs who tried all their lives to do their very best by their owners. These dogs are killed not because they are bad but because they are inconvenient. So as we need God more than he needs us, dogs need us more than we need them, and they know it.
Elizabeth Marshall Thomas
I am a big proponent of adopting dogs through shelters and rescue operations. Having dogs in the office might not be right for everyone, but it has certainly worked well for me. My advice to other offices, on the Hill and off, would be to try it out.
Linda Sanchez
My advice to anybody, including myself, is if you’re going through a bad period, and you just can’t see the world’s on your shoulders and no day is a good day, you’re missing the whole point of the experience. And that’s something dogs know from the moment they come bounding up to you as a puppy.
W. Bruce Cameron
Border collies were trained in Scotland. They have the Scots’ commands in their genes. At the dog trials, the owners wear those three-piece western suits, cowboy boots and 10-gallon hats, but they carry Scots shepherd’s crooks over their arms and talk to their dogs in Scots accents.
Donald McCaig
I tell my boyfriend that… we should get a ranch so we can just adopt all the dogs that need homes, and they can just run around all day.
Mirai Nagasu
From paying off friends’ tax bills to rescuing stray dogs and stuffing £20 notes into the hands of homeless people, I can’t get rid of my money fast enough.
Julie Burchill
We have always had dogs, so I’ve never known a time in my life where haven’t had a dog. And it is so nice to have something there that is always happy to see you, can always give you love, and is unconditionally loyal. I have always enjoyed having something to take care of, and it prepared me for motherhood.
Georgina Bloomberg
You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.
Robert Louis Stevenson
I come from a real working class background, and I didn’t know anyone sophisticated – except I saw Edie Sedgewick once at the Art Museum in Philly. She had these black leotards and little black pumps and this big ermine cape and all these white dogs and black sunglasses and black eyes. She was classy!
Patti Smith
The day I set foot in Hyderabad, I saw an animal being hit by a vehicle. The city did not have a shelter for the bleeding animal, and I brought it home. In less than a month, our house was home to all kinds of animals – a buffalo with a broken hip, a blind mongoose, goats, dogs, cats.
Amala Akkineni
I like to Instagram my dogs! I also get excited to post behind-the-scenes photos from when I was filming something.
Halston Sage
I’ve got great dogs. I’ve got a great family. I mean, I couldn’t be happier.
Elizabeth Smart
I know nothing about dogs except that I love them.
Joe Garagiola
A lot of people who don’t have anything collect dogs; it’s kind of a symbol of having something.
Mary Ellen Mark
When I wrote about media and technology, I had a lot of lonely, even intimate book talks. Since writing about dogs, I have a lot of company at book signings.
Jon Katz
I get home from work at six or seven. When I’m busy, I set my alarm for three, get out of bed at quarter past three. I have a cup of tea and read a magazine and take the dogs for a walk up the lane. Go through my text messages and reply to anything that needs it, then get my biking gear on ready to cycle to work.
Guy Martin
I don’t trust people who don’t like dogs.
Jonathan Scott
Dogs give us unconditional love.
Heart Evangelista
I’d been virtually doing nothing in the country in 16 years of being a retired lady. Being busy walking my dogs – actually not doing anything very constructive. I made one little solo album in my garage.
Christine McVie
When I’m at home, I don’t discuss business. I don’t talk business. I don’t answer the phone. It’s just me, my wife, my children, my dogs. That’s my world.
DMX
The wok is one of my favorite things to work with when I’m camping. Outdoor cooking is not just about hot dogs and hamburgers. There are so many styles of food you can make.
Guy Fieri
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, ‘What’s in it for me?’
Lewis Grizzard
It's the most prestigious dog show in the country. We l

It’s the most prestigious dog show in the country. We love dogs, and we’re having a blast out here.
Melissa Rivers
I find my best writing time is actually 6 A.M., before the detritus of the day – the fish fingers and the school uniform and dogs and bills – have had a chance to clog up my brain. I can usually get 500 words done before 7 A.M. But it is difficult, and the Internet, and social networking, are terrible timesucks.
Jojo Moyes
You read a script and its based on ‘Reservoir Dogs’ and ‘Pulp Fiction’, and it goes right in the bin.
Tim Roth
We’ve got eight dogs, a cat, a turtle, kids… yeah we have a lot of dogs. It’s a lot of fur, it’s a lot of poop… and that’s not even counting Robbie. He’s the hairiest most feral animal of all.
Ayda Field
I grew up in a house with dogs. We always had dogs. We always had a bunch of dogs, actually.
Lee Pace
My dad just decided that he wanted to race sled dogs, and when he did that, he took us out of Wasilla, and we never really went back.
John Gourley
I don’t really trust people who don’t like dogs. We always had dogs on the farm I grew up on near Bolton.
Sara Cox
I look at ‘Straw Dogs’ as a very imperfect movie. It’s a little bit slow, and its themes are a little bit murky.
Rod Lurie
In sailing, I single-hand, and I want to do the Horn. The Horn is the maximum expression of sailing, the way the Iditarod is the maximum expression of running dogs. It’s not to write about it; it’s to experience the maximum thing.
Gary Paulsen
I like to be at home because I just travel so much. I have four dogs, golden retrievers.
Denise Richards
Dogs are more of a responsibility than kids – you can send a kid off to their grandparents or a nanny, but with a dog you can’t do that.
Jason Gann
There is no greater feeling than hanging out with my dogs, or just walking around the land with our horses. My rescue ranch is is where I feel the most at peace and where I’m reminded of the simple things in life and let the chaos of my crazy work life fade away.
Kelly Clarkson
Just have a Sunday where you do nothing. Lay around, cover yourselves in dogs and cats like I like do, and just put on some Netflix. There’s so much value I think in just allowing yourself to be still.
Lauren Ash
They don’t sell the Nathan’s hot dogs hardly anywhere in the West Coast. So I have to special order them, and I just end up getting Nathan’s to ship them to me.
Joey Chestnut
Some of you guys are going to boo, but I’m going to say it anyway. I don’t like dogs.
Jill Soloway
Animal hoarding was a dirty secret until hoarders appeared on our TV screens and showed how they are compelled to collect so many dogs, cats or parrots that the animals end up in cages only inches bigger than their own bodies. For life.
Ingrid Newkirk
I’ve always wanted to work with dogs, so in high school, I worked at the Humane Society for a little while. I honestly think, even today, that would be the other career I would go into. Somehow I would be involved with animals.
Maggie Lawson
We have one cat. I had eight cats and six dogs in Los Angeles.
Rue McClanahan
Animals are certainly more sophisticated than we used to think. And we shouldn’t lump together animals as a group. Crows and chimps and dogs are all highly intelligent in very different ways.
Alison Gopnik
There are a lot of great animal rights organizations who save dogs and save cats, but the Humane Society is actually really good at working with Congress and getting legislation actually passed.
Moby
I don’t really have a life outside of movies. But I like to climb mountains and walk the dogs. I like fine wines and good restaurants.
Neil Marshall
You know, I’ve released some great records and I’ve released some dogs. But frankly, the fun is in creating the thing.
Phil Collins
You don’t get to choose your voice! I was never like, ‘Oh, I’ll take the voice that causes dogs to gather outside.’
Michelle Wolf
Dogs are very, very pleasant with people that they’re connected to.
Kristin Davis
I have four dogs – Sadi, a Retriever, and Oscar, Ruby and Bella, who are Yorkies.
Dale Steyn
I’ve said it before: War brings out the patriotic bullies. In World War I, they went around kicking dachshunds on the grounds that dachshunds were ‘German dogs.’ They did not, however, go around kicking German shepherds.
Molly Ivins