When my nephew was 3 and 4, he would say the most genius things. He said, You’re hammer macho with FBI dogs. I thought it was just one of those great lines.
People have been warning us that language was going to the dogs ever since Latin started turning into French. Yet the dogs in question never seem to emerge yelping on the horizon.
The gaunt, unhealthy vegan is the muffin vegan. Bread and fries and processed veggie dogs. It’s like, ‘Hello? Did you eat your vegetables?’
I used to walk around with a stick. My dad used to call me Moses. It’s on a home video. He said, ‘That kid would rather lead no one than follow anyone.’ I had dogs following me in the neighborhood. I had neighborhood kids coming over.
When I had my dogs, I used to spend a lot of time in Central Park, which is a great place to be alone among a lot of people.
I made a wedding planning book and a whole double page is dedicated to the dogs.
I do a Zumba class at least twice a week, which entertains me and keeps me fit, and I have two dogs that I walk regularly.
All my fans tell me what a glamorous life I have, but I tell them how hard I work and how many nights I spend alone with my dogs, eating chicken pot pie in my bedroom.
At Lackland Air Force Base, they make an effort to retrain military dogs that suffer from PTSD. It’s a lengthy, long process. The treatment is much the same as it would be for people, but it’s a difficult road back.
When you have a certain fitness projection, it’s going to give you an advantage. Having strength, stamina and speed is important because I’m working with dogs who can kill me.
I stagger out of bed, take the dogs outside, and then I’ll get a Diet Coke and a couple of dog biscuits and go upstairs. By the time I’ve consumed my Diet Coke and had a quick run through the morning email and Twitter feed, I will probably be compos mentis enough to work.
Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress.
What am I supposed to haul my dogs around in, a Rolls-Royce?
There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don’t we try drinking rats’ milk and dogs’ milk?
The point of remaking ‘Straw Dogs’ is not to replicate the philosophies of Sam Peckinpah at all. What made that film singular was the attitude that he brought to the characters. Oddly enough, that’s the one thing that I really wanted to change.
Dogs have such short life spans, it’s like a concentrated version of a human life. When they get older, they become much more like our mothers. They wait for us, watch out for us, are completely fascinated by everything we do.
Wolves are afraid of humans, whereas dogs are not. Wolves hunt game, whereas dogs scavenge human leftovers or eat what their human companions put out for dinner. Wolves are not great at following human commands, whereas dogs are brilliant at it.
When I first came out with the Winery Dogs, I had a Bonham set-up. That was such a departure from the huge kits that I had become known for. It was really enjoyable.
I admire those old road dogs, Willie Nelson, Bob Dylan. That’s their life.
I have two beautiful dogs that I cherish.
When you make a movie like ‘Straw Dogs,’ your goal is to have people’s eyes remain glued to the screen. It serves you no purpose to turn away from the screen.
It’s just extremely difficult to shoot with five dogs. They’re great, and the people who handle them are amazing. But they’re animals.
I wouldn’t say I’m a fan of Tarantino, per se, but I like several of his movies very much, probably ‘Reservoir Dogs’ the most of them.
I had worked on dogs for a couple of years developing a renal transplant operation. We had dogs running around with kidneys we had transplanted back into themselves.
Feed the dogs. I hate to hear them barking like that.
I love hot dogs. That’s the only thing I can’t get rid of.
A border collie named Orson inspired me to buy a 110-acre farm with four barns and a sheep. That led to a series of books about Bedlam Farm and about dogs, rural life, lambing and herding sheep.
There is no evidence that dogs have the kind of complex emotional lives and value systems that we do. It’s one reason why we love them so much, in fact. They are neither “good” nor “bad.” They don’t hold grudges, act in petty ways, or seek revenge. They read our moods, but not our minds.
There are a lot of people who helped make Queen Latifah who she is today. I don’t forget, but a lot of people do and get big heads. My mom will make me walk the dogs or take out the trash when I go home. I’m not allowed to get a big head; I’ve still got to do the simple things in life.
I’ve heard there are vegan corn dogs – I don’t know if that’s true but, jeez, I’d love to eat one of them.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
If I’m going to get up on stage to eat hot dogs, I’m not going to do it to get third or fourth.
With my work schedule, it’s difficult for me to spend quality time with my dogs. But whenever I’m home, I make it a point to spend as much time as possible with my dogs.
I didn’t just eat hot dogs. I studied how the food went into your system and how it would be digested.
Artists like cats; soldiers like dogs.
Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human’s eyes.
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend, and dogs are a man’s best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
My mom will make me walk the dogs or take out the trash when I go home.
Leaders in Africa are so corrupt that we are certain if we put dogs in uniforms and put guns on their shoulders, we’d be hard put to distinguish them.
You’re never the same after you run the Iditarod, and I still lust to go out and run with dogs, even though I know that I shouldn’t. But I’d give just about anything to be able to do it again. To see the horizon again from the back of a dog team would be wonderful.
Probably the single most important evolutionary trait dogs developed was right there at the outset, illuminated by the campfire. It is in those eyebrows and in the way dogs have of tilting their heads. They are warm packages of emotions.
I think little chubby dogs are the cutest.
My family is Chinese-Taiwanese. I’m from Richmond, Virginia. The community in which I grew up was pretty white. The storybooks you got at school featured white children and an animal, or animals, and as you got older, the novels you were assigned were about, like, the problems of white boys and their dogs.
My voice is so high-pitched, only gay dogs can hear it.
None of the kids in the neighborhood had dogs. My dad walked in that Labrador, and we started running together and rolling around together like we found each other after years apart. And then, suddenly, some of the other people in the neighborhood started getting dogs, too.
I started working at Hanna-Barbera in ’92 on 2 Stupid Dogs.
I think my favorite place to eat dinner is the movie theater. Dirty dogs, a big thing of nachos and a Cherry Coke – and I’m good.
DMX was just one of the figures that I thought no one could ever be better than. I used to look up to him so much. The bikes, the dogs, that’s where I come from.
Popular culture tells you that schools and parents don’t know what’s going on, the police are dogs, politicians are all liars and scum, and any crime that’s not committed by the Mafia is done by the CIA.
I have dogs, and I hike.
In one’s relationship with dogs and with a newsroom, a generous amount of praise and encouragement goes much better than criticism.
An interesting way into the celebrity interview podcast is via their dogs. Celebs may not be keen to let us into their homes, because they don’t like us to see how wealthy they are. However, tell them you want to go for a walk on Hampstead Heath with them and their mutt, and they’re only too happy.
I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.
Please be nice, be kind to stray animals, dogs, and adopt them.
For instance, it was very rare for anyone there with dogs to allow them into the house.
I am not a cat lover. I am a dog lover – but I’m only a lover of hypoallergenic dogs.
I like my name, but I do share it with a lot of dogs and cats.
Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno… I think he’s one of the best hunting dogs in the world.
People are perfectly glad to accept the idea that dogs love us, so they must be able to love each other.
I think you’re kind of seeing the real me as far as seeing what I post on social media, because I am very much into cooking, and my dogs, and obviously my son, and my lifestyle in Santa Cruz is very laid-back.
Whenever I feel low, some higher power supports me. It could come through my wife, my children or even my dogs.
As a species, I think if we could be half as good as dogs, I think the world would be a much better place.
You know most of the food that Americans hold so dear – things like hamburgers and hot dogs – were road food, but even before they were road food, they were peasant food.
Definitely, when I have a place and I’m going to be there for any significant amount of time, I want to have dogs. I like a pet you can have some fun with and who does everything you do.
