Top 50 Peanut Butter Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Peanut Butter Quotes from famous people such as Rich Froning Jr., Howard Fast, Maggie Lawson, Chrishell Stause, Chris Morocco, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

I eat a lot of peanut butter and drink a lot of whole m

I eat a lot of peanut butter and drink a lot of whole milk.
Rich Froning Jr.
I’m disenchanted with Communism and most other things. I’m cynical but not a cynic. I’m cynical about TV, Congress, and commercial peanut butter.
Howard Fast
Rice cakes and peanut butter is my favorite snack in the whole wide world.
Maggie Lawson
I’m obsessed with peanut butter.
Chrishell Stause
I must admit – I don’t really like peanut butter.
Chris Morocco
I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Jack Black
My favourite dish is from Congo, the native country of my father. It’s called Poulet a la Dakatine and is made from chicken, peanut butter and spinach.
Jo-Wilfried Tsonga
Werewolves and Arabians. It’s like chocolate and peanut butter – a delicious combination.
Anne Bishop
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
Bill Watterson
I love dark chocolate. I’m also a peanut butter and chocolate fanatic. That’s pretty much the greatest invention of the last century.
Tom Lenk
Peanut Butter M&Ms in the fridge, I always have a giant bag. Every cookie and candy I put in the fridge, it always manages to taste better when it’s cold.
Hilary Rhoda
My acting teacher always told us the script should be crumpled up and covered in coffee stains and peanut butter smudges – you should have that bad boy on you at all times.
Karl Glusman
I always start the day with a protein shake: protein powder mixed with water, peanut butter, and yoghurt to thicken it up.
Greg Rutherford
Fashion is definitely important. It’s like peanut butter and jelly with hiphop music, you know what I’m saying? So, it’s a part of you, a part of yourself as a person.
Cordae
I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what’s even crazier that I do sometimes? I do cinnamon raisin bagels with peanut butter. It is really, really out there.
Evan Peters
Just like food, you could think peanut butter is your favorite food for 5,000 years and then be like, ‘I actually like burgers better’, you know? I was just trying to say that kids and people in general don’t have to label themselves and say, ‘I’m straight’ or ‘I’m gay’ or ‘I’m whatever.’
Lily-Rose Depp
But if you pick up every other magazine, it is the peanut butter diet, or the cabbage soup diet, and then you go to the radio and you hear that you can drink some solution and you will lose weight overnight. It just does not work that way!
Richard Simmons
You know how you put peanut butter on a piece of bread and the bread falls – it never falls on the bread side down, it always falls peanut butter side down. That’s because of gravity.
J. B. Smoove
I’ve hung out in the writer’s room a few times, but the fact is we’ve got such a good writing staff, I don’t want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything.
Patton Oswalt
I’ve long thought that for my last meal on earth I will be perfectly happy with a granary loaf toastie with melted crunchy peanut butter and banana.
Tamsin Greig
If I’m snacking, I’ll go for peanut butter and jelly in between meals.
Danny Green
I didn’t know that my son had allergies until he spit up eggs one day, and one day he had a little peanut butter and his face swelled up. I took him to get tested and found out that he is allergic to everything.
Kym Whitley
Peanut Butter Wolf is my relaxing music, my lunch music, my chilling music.
Norman Reedus
If you don’t mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
Barry Goldwater
Before they had crunchy peanut butter, I would put peanuts in the creamy peanut butter.
Jim Harbaugh
While traveling, I love granola bars, trail mix nuts, dry cereal and fruit for on-the-go snacks. I also try and start the day with a high fiber and protein meal, such as whole-grain toast with peanut butter.
Christie Rampone
I cannot walk past Peanut Butter M&Ms and Oreos.
Horatio Sanz
I was raised on T.V. dinners because in those days, they were considered a well-balanced meal. And when I was sick, my mother fed me beef-barley soup and peanut butter sandwiches. That’s about it for childhood food memories.
Lindsay Wagner
You don’t want to keep giving yourself a sugar spike and then crash and get exhausted and need coffee because you shoot for a long time. On set, I eat a lot of peanut butter and apples, things that have actual energy and protein in them to keep me going.
Allison Williams
I’ve been sent lots of lovely gifts – everything from candy and peanut butter to hand-made quilts, pictures, and clothing. I was once sent a crate of avocados. Fortunately, I love them.
Sam Heughan
After a workout, you definitely have to have a protein shake. I drink my six-pound whey protein all the time, too. I throw some fruit in there – strawberries, blueberries – with some peanut butter and banana, and it gives you all the recovery you need from a hard day of lifting and running.
Rob Gronkowski
I love to make Christmas cookies, chocolate chips, pean

I love to make Christmas cookies, chocolate chips, peanut butter cookies, pecan pies, coconut macaroons, fruitcakes.
Divine
On fight day, I usually have peanut butter and porridge in the morning; bananas and a nice fruit salad. Then, as the day goes on, I’ll have some carbs.
Jimi Manuwa
I try to stick to the natural peanut butter, and I have several jars in the cupboard. I’ll put it on oatmeal, rice cakes, chocolate… I just love it.
Darby Stanchfield
When I got the job on ‘Lost,’ I was a broke university student living in the crappiest part of town, with a duct-taped back window on a broken-down car. I existed on peanut butter and tea.
Evangeline Lilly
It’s a spinoff of the original Cracker Jack, but it’s Cracker Jack’d. Frito Lay, when they asked me to be a part of it, I tried it, and I really like it. My favorite’s the peanut butter and chocolate.
Ashley Tisdale
I start off my morning with an Acai berry smoothie. I blend the Acai berries with kefir, blueberries, protein powder and peanut butter. I like this first thing in the morning because it’s light on my stomach.
Charity Shea
But unfortunately, when you have a kid, you sometimes eat everything they leave behind. So far today I’ve had some of her leftover pancakes with peanut butter.
Joely Fisher
My dad’s one true quest in life was for the Platonic ideal of peanut butter. And I remember one day he announced, with a look of utter transfiguration on his face, that he had found paradise on Earth in a jar with a yellow cap. And it was called Red Wing.
Christopher Buckley
I set out to make a sandwich using a robot arm. I put a knife at the end of it and tried to make it spread peanut butter over bread. It didn’t work so great.
Simone Giertz
Usually, about 2 hours before a game, I stuff in a nice peanut butter and jelly with chocolate milk.
Rob Gronkowski
My favorite thing from Dairy Queen is a Peanut Buster Parfait, which is: fudge at the bottom, vanilla ice cream, some peanuts, fudge, peanuts, ice cream, fudge, and it’s layered. But I also really like peanut butter cups, so I’ll put peanut butter cups in there.
Nicole Byer
When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly.
Lisa Rinna
I feel like there is this weird thing where celebrity involvement in political campaigns kind of goes together like peanut butter and chocolate. Sometimes it’s good, sometimes it’s bad.
Rashida Jones
One time I watched my sister eat a raw potato with peanut butter on it.
Patti Harrison
I don’t like peanut butter and jelly that much.
Christina Milian
I travel with seaweed chips, edamame chips, tea, peanut butter, avocados. I always take my supplements with me because they’re easy to carry.
Cynthia Erivo
There’s nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
Billy Joel
My maternal grandmother, Annie Sparks, lived with our family during the while I was growing up. When I came home from school, after having made a detour to the kitchen to pour a glass of milk and fix a thick peanut butter sandwich on easy-to-tear white bread, I would go up to her sitting room.
Sue Hubbell
I often eat Skippy’s Super Chunk peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon. I don’t shamefully sneak it in the dark of night when everyone is in bed. I just twist that cap off and go to town right out in the open.
Willie Geist