Top 575 Mad Quotes

Mad science is my middle name.
James Jannard
When I was a very young lawyer, I had a senior partner who advised me never to get mad, except on purpose.
Warren Christopher
Helen Hunt is terrific, and I got to do a couple of guest spots with Helen and Paul Reiser on ‘Mad About You.’
Lyle Lovett
The sane are madder than we think, the mad saner.
Anthony Storr
I’m a fan of daytime drama; I totally get it. When we are doing scenes that are romantic or will get the audience riled up, I feel like I’m a fan in the room going, ‘People are going to be so mad right now!’
Alison Sweeney
I couldn’t care less who is mad at me as long as the entrepreneur comes out ahead.
Ron Conway
Only the mad girls chase me, I think.
Prince William
I’m glad nobody has asked me to adapt ‘Wuthering Heights’ because I think I would make a mess of it. Everybody makes a mess of it. I think the Bronte Sisters are mad.
Andrew Davies
I write plays not to make money, but to stop myself from going mad. Because it’s my way of making the world rational to me.
Edward Bond
I remember when AOL was small and they were growing lik

I remember when AOL was small and they were growing like mad. Consumers were coming on in droves because they made it easy to connect to the Internet. That was the single biggest innovation of AOL; when grandmas were signing up, AOL had arrived.
Ram Shriram
So why are we having to fight in 2012 against politicians who want to end access to birth control? It’s like we woke up in a bad episode of ‘Mad Men.’
Cecile Richards
I have been heartbroken once and it has affected all my relationships from there on. But now I look at it as a occupational hazard. If you are in the meat market at some point you are gonna get mad cows disease.
Dominic Monaghan
If you want to get the most out of your men, give them a break! Don’t make them work completely in the dark. If you do, they won’t do a bit more than they have to. But if they comprehend, they’ll work like mad.
Chesty Puller
Men are mad most of their lives; few live sane, fewer die so. The acts of people are baffling unless we realize that their wits are disordered. Man is driven to justice by his lunacy.
Edward Dahlberg
Being on ‘The Sopranos’ definitely prepared me for the militant secrecy of ‘Mad Men.’
Cara Buono
I think what makes me different from the average Joe is that I feel free to be myself and express myself in the way that I want. If that makes you mad, we’re living in a world of dire straits. If anything, it makes you more sane.
Paloma Faith
I have three younger siblings, so the four of us were outside all the time after school playing games, making up games. My sister made up a game called ‘roof ball.’ We’d play that constantly. She always beat me in it, and it made me very mad. But we were outside all the time.
Andrew Luck
Now when you hates you shrinks up inside and gets littler and you squeezes your heart tight and you stays so mad with peoples you feels sick all the time like you needs the doctor.
Margaret Walker
Never have doubted it, even when the plane crash happened. I wasn’t mad at God. I just knew that there was a reason that I didn’t know about why it happened.
Reba McEntire
Even when I use a word in the wrong order in a sentence, I get mad. It’s very stressful.
Jet Li
I’ve never seen ‘Mad Men.’ I’ve never seen ‘Breaking Bad.’ I’ve never seen ‘The Sopranos.’ These sort of seminal shows.
Norbert Leo Butz
I do remember smiling quite a bit inside it though since I knew it wouldn’t be seen on film – so of course while the poor planet is being blown up I’m smiling and laughing like mad!
David Prowse
We celebrate the Bill Gateses of the world. We’re not mad at Bill Gates.
Mark Burnett
It is ridiculous – like a mad whirlwind… it’s mad that I’m so famous.
Amy Jackson
There’s a lot of guys in WWE – you would know who they are – you know you’re going to see the same thing every single match. You know you’re going to hear the same thing every time they pick up a microphone. You know John Cena is never going to get mad at you no matter what you do.
Dean Ambrose
Women have a way of contorting things sometimes. We all have our moods, ups and downs. Or if the guy doesn’t say anything when you walk out with a new top and the guy has no idea why you’re mad at him. So of course, women are complicated.
Malin Akerman
I think you’re very lucky to find somebody you can coexist with without straying or going mad or being angry. That’s whether you’re Liam Gallagher and Nicole Appleton, Robbie Williams and Ayda Field, or Tim and June from down the road.
Robbie Williams
I really had the best time on ‘Mad Men.’ It was a wonderful place for me, because I never went to an acting school or anything like that, so ‘Mad Men’ was kind of my training.
Kiernan Shipka
My logic used to be if I get angry at my boyfriend, he could say, ‘Well, if that thing I do that I don’t want to stop doing makes you mad, I don’t need to be with you. Bye!’ And then he’d leave me. Forever.
Nikki Glaser
Roger became a part of me, and when he went off the deep end and became a mad snake, I felt sorry for him.
Michael Zaslow
I guess maybe someone at ‘Dexter’ saw the ‘Mad Men’ stuff and thought, ‘He can do this.’
Colin Hanks
When I grew up, the Devil was a reason why I had a headache or the Devil was the reason I got mad today. We always blamed the Devil. I think today when I say the Enemy, I like to make it broader. Sometimes the Enemy can be our own thoughts.
Joel Osteen
Those whom God wishes to destroy, he first makes mad.
Euripides
I really love the idea of the poetically mad – the character that is imbued with the romantic madness. Like River from ‘Firefly’ or Drusilla from ‘Buffy.’ Someone dangerously unhinged, where you’re really not sure they’re going to be reliable minute-to-minute.
Holly Black
We had four guys in the family, so somebody was always hitting somebody or chasing somebody or getting mad or fighting or wrestling – that was just what you did. So when you’re the youngest, it’s good for you. You figure out real early how to get out of headlocks and holds.
Michael Keaton
School, for me, was a really, genuinely hard thing. It was hard because l am an artist. You can’t send an artist to a place where we learn at a mad slow pace sitting in a class.
Bibi Bourelly
Look, any amount I make, somebody’s going to be mad.
Benny Hinn
You could arm-wrestle with a T. rex and win, but you shouldn’t because it only makes them mad.
Robert T. Bakker
Where I’m from is humble, and people are mad appreciative of what they have.
Big K.R.I.T.
Honours seem to be the nature of British life. It’s horrible. Maybe I’m mad, but the older I get, the less I want to have honours loaded on me.
Tony Harrison
Superstition is to religion what astrology is to astron

Superstition is to religion what astrology is to astronomy the mad daughter of a wise mother. These daughters have too long dominated the earth.
Voltaire
We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I call them ‘graham crackers.’
Paul Mooney
If someone does something that makes me mad, well, chances are it’ll probably make other people mad if I do it, too. I like to think, ‘What’s the meanest thing, the rudest thing I can say right now?’ Or how can I completely discredit someone? That’s just my mentality.
Alexa Bliss
Well, unfortunately, my father passed away before my first book was published, so he never lived to see me as an author. But I think my mum was suitably pleased because she was mad about words. If she ever came across a word that she didn’t know, she would always look it up in the dictionary.
Geraldine McCaughrean
In television, the 60-minute series, ‘The Wire’ and ‘Mad Men’ and so on, the writer is the primary creative artist.
Salman Rushdie
‘MAD Magazine’ put out a book that was a collection of Trump cartoons, and they asked me to do the forward because they knew that I was a fan because I’d done stories and tweeted about ‘MAD.’ So I did the forward and asked them if I could do a cartoon. They let me, and I did caricatures of myself and Wolf Blitzer.
Jake Tapper
I think that’s unjustified criticism. We have had a number of measures in place in this country for several years to mitigate the possibility of mad cow spreading in this country. We have found a single case.
Ann Veneman
I have this lock of hair that keeps falling across my forehead. It drives me mad.
William Boyd
How we treat our invalids – our mad, our physically or mentally compromised family members – does tell you something about who we are politically, historically, culturally.
Samuel R. Delany
I secretly wish I had experienced advertising in the ‘Mad Men’ period.
David Droga
I’d go mad if I didn’t have things to make me laugh.
Stuart Rose
I had this wild imagination. I was never me. All my childhood photos, I’m in fancy dress, playing a Russian refuge or Marvelous Mad Madam Mim.
Juno Temple
Most people in this society who aren’t actively mad are, at best, reformed or potential lunatics.
Susan Sontag
Sometimes I get mad when I think that I only have maybe 40 or 50 more springs in New York. When I miss one, ’cause I’m on location for a film, I wanna go, ‘That’s it, that just cost me one of my 50!’
Topher Grace
There are artists that actually don’t like going into the studio. They get mad when people say they’ve got a session. I’m just the opposite. I actually enjoy it.
Jeremih
I’m not mad at anybody for that, but when I lost my deal at Capitol, things got rough.
Walker Hayes
As far as vanity and wrinkles and things like that, that’s a part of life I don’t worry about. I put on creams, you know, but don’t go mad, and I don’t have any kind of treatments. I just live a healthy lifestyle. And staying happy, not getting negative and angry, I think that helps, looking at the positive of everything.
Jerry Hall
So much of ‘Doomsday’ is taken from the early ‘Mad Max’ films.
Neil Marshall
My mum and mad were both very generous, encouraging parents.
Tony Abbott
I get mad at the New York-based environmentalists because if you were truly environmentalists you wouldn’t have a storm surge system and a sanitary system hooked together here that requires you to close your beaches 10 times a year.
Aubrey McClendon