Top 575 Mad Quotes

I get mad at myself when I get news from Twitter before I get it from a regular news source. Then I’m off to a bad start: getting the second-hand, filtered experience all day long.
Carrie Brownstein
The fortunes of the entire world may well ride on the ability of young Americans to face the responsibilities of an old America gone mad.
Phil Ochs
There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.
Salvador Dali
I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.
Mitch Hedberg
To be quite honest, my fans growing up were my friends’ parents. Like, 30-plus was, like, ‘Mad Men’ age group.
Kiernan Shipka
‘Legality’ is a mad phrase to use when it comes to the founding of nations. Australia was founded on illegality. For the Americans to go in and dispossess the American Indians was illegal.
Howard Jacobson
I feel like I’m married to what I do, to the streets. And I feel like when the streets are mad, it’s serious.
Young Jeezy
I am mad about my wife.
David Bailey
Working on ‘Mad Men,’ everything is word for word. And, honestly, I couldn’t come up with anything better than that, so it’s fine.
Jessica Pare
I’m kinda mad that I had to wait 28 years to jump on a skateboard.
Lil Wayne
Most people thought Gomer was stupid, dumb, a real klutz. But you study him, he really wasn’t any of those things. Gomer just didn’t want to see bad in anybody; you could never get him mad.
Jim Nabors
I think you’re all mad. But that’s part and parcel of being an artistic genius, isn’t it?
Charles de Lint
I was a big 'MAD Magazine' fan when I was a kid, and I

I was a big ‘MAD Magazine’ fan when I was a kid, and I read a lot of horror comics – I illustrated as well.
Joe Lo Truglio
I watch ‘Mad Men,’ I knit scarves, I cook and am very, very normal. Honestly.
Annie Lennox
One of the things I wanted to do was direct. There’ve been a couple of times that a director will walk up and say something to me, and all it does is make me mad. Inside I’ll go, ‘Well, that wasn’t helpful at all.’
Justin Hartley
You want to travel in a good mood; you don’t want to be mad about a loss.
Trea Turner
The jealous are possessed by a mad devil and a dull spirit at the same time.
Johann Kaspar Lavater
The process of making a movie is what I love. I thrive on that. It’s an exciting miracle, a mad adventure. I love being part of it.
Orlando Bloom
I hate all hitters. I start a game mad and I stay that way until it’s over.
Don Drysdale
I am thrilled to have been able to put together this new album. I listened to everything I had recorded in the 24 years with Elektra, and then just took all the ones I am mad about.
Judy Collins
I’ve never directed anything before ‘Mad Men,’ so I don’t feel I have any advice for the other directors.
John Slattery
Charles James was a dear friend of mine when I was a little boy – 17, 18. He was mad as a hatter. I had no idea how famous he was.
Rene Ricard
I like to be as positive and as peaceful as possible, but reality says, you know, sometimes you get mad, sometimes you get antsy, sometimes you get aggravated.
Musiq Soulchild
The guy that I worked on ‘Thriller ‘ was a genius and he was 20 years old, but it was like working with a gifted 10-year-old. The guy who I worked on with ‘Black Or White’ was crazy. Michael had gone mad.
John Landis
I’ve made more mistakes than anyone I know. Sometimes I learned something, and sometimes I just find myself doing it again. It makes me mad when I wasn’t smart enough to learn the first time. You just think it’s going to be different the next time, and it’s not, as it turns out.
Jim Pattison
I mellowed out; my daughter mellowed me out, and I don’t get mad at anyone.
Tracy Morgan
Celebrity is ridiculous and silly and it’s mad that people like me are listened to – you know, rap stars and movie stars.
Bono
My eyeliner is this Kat Von D Tattoo Liner… I’ve tried every single eyeliner, and this is the best. I use it in Mad Max Brown.
Elsa Hosk
Well, I don’t want to say mad, but there was ‘heated’ exchanges back in the closing days of OVW when I said that I was running our own business there in OVW and they said, no, we are running their storage closet. They didn’t actually say that, but that was how they treated it.
Jim Cornette
For the three years I lived in New York leading up to moving out to Los Angeles for ‘Mad Men,’ I was an office temp at Ernst & Young in Times Square. That’s about as desk-jobby as it can get. There was a lot of, ‘Go two floors up and make a copy of this and then bring it to me.’
Rich Sommer
I read books like mad, but I am careful to to let anything I read influence me.
Michael Caine
I’m a Capricorn and I’m mad loyal – mad loyal! – and I will always look for the good in people.
Jeannie Mai
The science-fictional motif of lethal, infectious information – bad memes – is a fascinating one, with an extended history. One of the earliest instances is Robert W. Chambers’s ‘The King in Yellow’ from 1895. Chambers’s conceit is a malevolent play: read beyond Act II, and you go mad.
Paul Di Filippo
I have mad luck. I’m super-good at games like backgammon or anything that requires rolling dice.
Zoe Kazan
If I want to kiss my boyfriend, I’m gonna kiss him. If they want to film it, that’s their problem. Don’t be mad at me for sharing a huge moment in my life with someone I love.
Michael Sam
Everyone is more or less mad on one point.
Rudyard Kipling
I always say the classier cousin of ‘Anchorman’ is ‘Mad Men,’ because when you really look at it, why do people really love Don Draper in ‘Mad Men?’ He’s just a terrible guy. But we know why he’s terrible, and I think that’s really key to why you can be sympathetic to a character.
Adam McKay
I both love and do not love; and am mad and not mad.
Anacreon
It’s been the most creatively liberating thing I’ve ever done and so I’m bringing some of that mad enthusiasm to Marvel for the next couple of years as they let me loose on some Marvel Universe titles you’ll be hearing about soon.
Mark Millar
Perhaps he was a bit different from other people, but what really sympathetic person is not a little mad?
Isadora Duncan
I can work myself up into a fearful, paralyzing state of mind that can last for days, weeks even months where I feel mad, totally isolated and alone, overwhelmed and completely out of control.
Vinny Guadagnino
I’m quite a reserved person, but when it comes to being on stage, something just clicks, and I sort of run around like a mad man. I find myself jumping in the crowd, climbing up on things, and dancing absolutely atrociously. I like to see the whites of everybody’s eyes, jump around with everybody.
Dan Smith
I’m not the perfect person. I’m not the most happy person. I get angry, and I get mad sometimes, but I try my best to control my thoughts. Because that flows throughout your body.
Karrueche Tran
And in a democracy, when we say we're mad at what's goi

And in a democracy, when we say we’re mad at what’s going on, what we need to be saying is we’re mad at ourselves.
Mike Lowry
The mad, cruel, and accursed American war.
Lord George Gordon
I work so much. If I don’t get all the comforts, I will turn mad.
Lalu Prasad Yadav
My Mom and Dad always told me to not act on emotion, act on what is real. When you’re mad don’t do something wrong because you’re mad.
Mookie Betts
When I watch ‘Mad Men’ and I see the patronising attitudes to women that are so shocking for all of us to watch now, I feel that I’ve lived and see the same evolution in this regard around disability.
Aimee Mullins
I’ve driven people mad on films that I’ve made – I want more takes; I want to try new lines. Then I want to interfere in the editing process, and I want to interfere in the advertising process – everything, everything. Pretty much Barbra Streisand in trousers, I am!
Hugh Grant
Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad.
Fyodor Dostoevsky
Anyone who says they don’t enjoy the Army is mad – you can spend a week hating it and the next week it could be the best thing in the world and the best job you could ever, ever wish for. It has got so much to offer.
Prince Harry
Some people just need something to be mad about.
Syd
One album, one and done, I’m outta here. I ain’t tryna be rappin’ for mad long.
Fivio Foreign
I’m not mad about movies, there are too many people involved in the making of them, and they lack a definitive creative focus.
David Bailey
Before ‘Mad Men,’ I definitely had very dry spells and I know what those feel like, and I don’t think that ever leaves you as an actor.
Rich Sommer
I wrote and illustrated a science experiment book called ‘The Mad Professor’.
Mark Frauenfelder
We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can’t get mad at what we do, because then they’re just making of themselves.
Trey Parker
A lot of the fiction I read growing up was post-war American, and not all of it centers on Manhattan, but around people of the Mad Men generation, people like John Cheever and, in more modern times, Don DeLillo, who I always mention.
Dylan Moran
What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans, and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy?
Mahatma Gandhi
When I graduated from college in early 2010, I decided that I needed to create a calling card, some kind of business card that people can link to my name and face. So I did this ‘Mad Men Theme Song… With a Twist’ music video. I released it just as I moved to L.A.
Allison Williams
I always told my young umpires, ‘Don’t get mad. Whatever you do, don’t show it. But no matter how long it takes, get even.’
Doug Harvey
Believe me, when I finish shooting ‘Mad Men,’ there’s a huge chunk of time where I have a really hard time leaving my house without fake lashes on. Which is a complex because I’m not very good at applying fake lashes.
Jessica Pare
The man who never dreams, goes slowly mad.
Thomas Dolby
To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field.
Edward de Bono
The old Devil gets mad when you’re trying to do good. Pray that God will move the stumbling blocks.
Mahalia Jackson