Top 590 Fake Quotes

Around 16 I began going out with friends to the city. That’s where the action was. We would go to this place on Times Square – real shifty – and get fake IDs made up.
Rande Gerber
I love magic. Like, ‘pull a scarf out of your fake thumb’ magic. I have a legit bag of ‘Magic Stuff’ in my garage.
Andy Grammer
Entrepreneurs go through real problems and come up with real solutions. It’s not fake. You can do all the right things and still lose. You can do all the wrong things and still will.
Ben Huh
This movement that RuPaul has created and World of Wonder and Logo has allowed to be aired, it’s so much than just gay men carrying on in high heels and wigs and fake fingernails. It’s truly a story of courageous souls. And I’m grateful that I’m a part of this.
Alyssa Edwards
I like to make little movies or fake stories about something that happened in my life. I will make a movie in my mind that would translate the same feeling or emotion that I had in whatever just happened.
Grace VanderWaal
In ‘Spinal Tap,’ there’s the fake historical quality of ‘Stonehenge.’ It’s something the musicians look at with a mystical reverence. In folk music, it’s the seriousness with which these people approach their ‘art.’
Christopher Guest
The Bachelor’s’ a very interesting thing, you can’t fake your way through it.
Chris Harrison
Look at something like boxing. People know that some fights are fixed, but nobody looks at a boxing match and automatically assumes it’s fake.
Shayna Baszler
Tanushree Dutta is spoiling my image with her fake ‘me too’ propaganda which she imported from America. She hates India and is bringing shame to the country with her antics. She loves America instead.
Rakhi Sawant
I will not allow the liberal left, social media, or fake news to define me and my family.
Jim Bob Duggar
People sniff out when you try to fake something or be something you are not.
Sam Hunt
I don’t take modern hip-hop as real. It’s entertaining, it’s fake, like James Bond.
Emmanuel Jal
When dozens of company results are flooding newspaper offices everyday, an occasional fraudster slips in what looks like an authentic press release, with fake company results/information aimed at manipulating share prices.
Sucheta Dalal
I know how to use computers. I was one of those guys on Myspace who had one of those fake hit counters.
PartyNextDoor
Hollywood is so fake and people need to realize that people are just people, and you, too, don’t need to be born into something or have money or have whatever product someone is hawking on you.
Katy Perry
My mother used to tell me, ‘I’m fake thin, but don’t tell anyone.’ I think part of her reputation for dieting too much was to do with her upper body and thoracic cage being thinner than average, thus her thin waist.
Sean Hepburn Ferrer
I go on Wikipedia and alter pages of animals with fake

I go on Wikipedia and alter pages of animals with fake facts that I’ve made up about those animals.
Kurt Braunohler
I wanted to try and get out of the stereotypical Geordie girl. I stopped wearing fake tan and wore WAG dresses. But I was really miserable.
Scarlett Moffatt
Fake eyelashes can instantly give me a more dramatic look and also help to accentuate my eyes, which are a focal point to achieving the Lion Babe look.
Jillian Hervey
I watched all these movies like ‘King Kong’ and ‘Godzilla’ when I was growing up, and the fact that dinosaurs actually lived on this earth, the fact that they are not fake, made them very fascinating.
Brian Tee
There’s a difference between fake hustle for show and being someone who tries hard to win.
Manny Machado
I can fake anything.
Michael Reagan
NASA asked me to create meals for the space shuttle. Thai chicken was the favorite. I flew in a fake space shuttle, but I have no desire to go into space after seeing the toilet.
Rachael Ray
I was raised in an evangelical Methodist church. Evangelical meant that though you had been baptized and made a member of the church on Sunday morning, you still had to be ‘saved’ on Sunday night. I wanted to be saved, but I did not think you should fake it.
Stanley Hauerwas
I have a lot of creative control, so I can decide what I want to wear, what I want my brand to look like, what I want my songs to sound like, so I don’t sound like some fake artist that people can’t relate to.
Daya
If I’m feeling down, I’ll fake smile. I’m trying to trick my brain into being happy. It might work one out of 50 times, but I’m getting there.
Paul Wall
For me, comedy is constantly presented as this fake casualness, like a guy just walked on stage going, ‘This crazy thing happened to me the other day.’ And he’s in front of 3000 people, and he’s acting like an everyman, and he’s getting paid so much money.
Bo Burnham
In marriage, there’s a lot of ignoring each other, which is hard to fake on-screen.
Paul Bettany
If I’m being forced to do something I don’t want to do, my real self comes out. But whether or not I’m aware of it, no matter what happens, I’m always going to have a fake self, and I’m not going to judge my fake self.
Benjamin Clementine
Eighty percent of the things I do are not natural for my personality. I believe you have to fake it till you make it. Act like you’re confident and you’ll get there.
Marisa Miller
I don’t do fake. That’s the first thing you should know about me. I’m not one to put on airs or change my demeanor depending on where I am or who I am talking to.
Carli Lloyd
But Opera Man, I go, ‘Oh, crap! Why didn’t I think of that?’ Because I could sing fake opera pretty good.
Jon Lovitz
I can fake decent penmanship, but generally, it’s really just terrible. And, unfortunately for me, maybe fortunately for the reader, it’s very often illegible. If I get an idea, and if I do remember to write it down, which is rare, I write in such a way that I can’t read a letter.
Whit Stillman
For the scene where I had to taste dirt, I was ready to do it for real. But our amazing art team said it would hurt my teeth and created fake dirt out of chocolate on ice cream Pig Bar.’
Lee Je-hoon
Even today, a lot of the CGI you see in movies is so clean and crisp that it just looks fake. It’s weird: the more advanced they get, the faker it looks.
Jim Lee
The ‘Tough Man’ contests were for 21-year-olds, but I weighed 150 pounds at 13, so I got a fake ID card and entered. My dad and uncles had given me an edge, so having a boxing background made it easier because a lot of the older guys didn’t know how to fight.
Tommy Morrison
I’d rather look old than look as if I’d had plastic surgery. Sometimes it looks really fake; all people can think about when they look at you is that you’ve had plastic surgery.
Heather Graham
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve booked an air ticket only to get to the airport and find out they killed my ticket because it goes into the system, and the program tosses a ticket that says ‘fake’ on it. Twice I’ve gone to the counter for a KLM flight through Northwest and have been rejected.
Caterina Fake
I’m not a fake one.
T.J. Dillashaw
America has a problem with fake hate crimes. The Left is always searching for the next big outrage, and sometimes when the pressure gets too high, they just decide to make them up.
Milo Yiannopoulos
When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, ‘The Dentist.’ I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything.
Trey Parker
I, Tonya’ is definitely a calling card for people in the industry to acknowledge who I am or the basis on which I can perform and take characters who could be absurd or fake or unrealistic or obnoxious and try to give some depth and humanity to them.
Paul Walter Hauser
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
Groucho Marx
Food scenes in movies are traditionally nightmares to shoot – you just can’t fake eating, and you usually have to repeat it a lot of times to get the angles you need. It’s actually quite a lot to ask of actors, and there’s really nowhere to hide.
David MacKenzie
It happened on ‘Laguna Beach’ where you don’t know what’s real and fake, and I saw cast members who couldn’t distinguish what was real and what was fake anymore. It was kind of scary to see, so I kept them very separate so that I didn’t go crazy.
Kristin Cavallari
I can’t help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit and runs. I don’t drink so the DUI is false.
Amanda Bynes
I hate fake people.
Sanjeeda Sheikh
I don't think you should try to be anything you're not.

I don’t think you should try to be anything you’re not. If you’re not smiling all the time or always happy – I don’t think it matters. If you’re having bad day, show you’re having a bad day. Don’t try to put up something that’s fake.
Elle Fanning
Manny Pacquiao always makes a fake move that I know too well. He fakes a charge forward and then looks like he is going to follow with a one-two. That’s a common fake he has.
Juan Manuel Marquez
It is really no surprise that, in a media world that has been so compromised by an invasion of political partisans and inarticulate airheads with communications degrees, a fake journalist can seem more trustworthy than the real thing.
David Horsey
I think we’re all guilty of judging, and I look a certain way – I wear a lot of make-up and fake tan.
Emily Atack
Can you explore real issues as a fake character? Yes – it’s called acting. Or fiction. But acting is not a method of engaging with the actual world, just as pretending to know what a character might eat does not a novel make – much less make that make-believe real.
Kevin Young
Santa was a fake.
Stephen Lawrence
Marriage is becoming sort of fake. It’s almost like a handbag. Everybody wants the newest, greatest and latest. It becomes an event, and it’s definitely a status symbol in our society. I’m not saying it shouldn’t be; it absolutely should be – but you shouldn’t be focusing on that.
Rob Lowe
Fake news has emerged a new menace, whose purveyors proclaim themselves as journalists and taint this noble profession.
Ram Nath Kovind