Words matter. These are the best Norman Wisdom Quotes, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.
Years ago, there was a variety theatre in every British town, and people paid to go down and see it. Comedy was the main part of the theatre, and comedians earned a living by being funny. Now you have comedy in television instead. Comedians now have to be funny within a play.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven’t got that, it’s very sad.
I’m still constantly thinking of ideas. I don’t feel 90. I think I’m about 12.
I owe everything to the army.
I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.
My only phobia is untidiness. My hair has to be neatly kept; my shoes are always clean. Everything has to be in a straight line, in its place.
Well if I was going to describe my audience, it’s going to take longer than you’d ever expect, hundreds of years in fact, because there’s many of them, all over the world.
You know I’ve got a chum, a smashing mate, he’s got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It’s true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.
Such is life and life is such and after all it isn’t much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.
I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to compose.
I’ve done seven shows at the Palladium – long running shows I’m talking about.
At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.
Of course I’ve done musicals here in London.
I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland – I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
I’ve been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen.
Well if I was going to describe my audience, it’s going to take longer than you’d ever expect, hundreds of years in fact, because there’s many of them, all over the world.
I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.
I’ve always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It’s as simple as that.
I’ve always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It’s as simple as that.
But no, I’ve just been very lucky. But I’ve worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get.
My father used to be away for months at a time, and he’d never leave any money for food, so my brother and I had to go out and nick it.
Most of my comedies were low on budgets – certainly by American standards.
When you’re as famous as I am, stories take on a life of their own.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven’t got that, it’s very sad.
Such is life and life is such and after all it isn’t much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.
I can never tell a joke, I’ve always found it easier to just fall over.
What I like doing most is making children laugh.
I must admit I like to muck around a bit; I always have.
What I like doing most is making children laugh.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
I do play drums when I’m on tour.
I don’t know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh.
It was absolutely thrilling to meet Laurel and Hardy, they were so nice.
There are people who like just ordinary comedy fun, and making mistakes – which I do easily – and then there are people who like the falling over.
You see I’m semi-retired now and don’t work all the time, only most of it!
My father used to be away for months at a time, and he’d never leave any money for food, so my brother and I had to go out and nick it.
I believe in physical comedy, because that reaches out most to people.
I’ve an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get people to listen to you because they like to put their own ideas forward.
I have a folder where I keep all the articles the critics have written about me. It makes me feel good.
It was absolutely thrilling to meet Laurel and Hardy, they were so nice.
I believe in physical comedy, because that reaches out most to people.
You know I’ve got a chum, a smashing mate, he’s got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It’s true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.
I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to compose.
I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true – I go on to have fun with a crowd of my chums.
Years ago, there was a variety theatre in every British town, and people paid to go down and see it. Comedy was the main part of the theatre, and comedians earned a living by being funny. Now you have comedy in television instead. Comedians now have to be funny within a play.
I’ve been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen.
You see I’m semi-retired now and don’t work all the time, only most of it!
I’ve got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces.
I’m still constantly thinking of ideas. I don’t feel 90. I think I’m about 12.
There are people who like just ordinary comedy fun, and making mistakes – which I do easily – and then there are people who like the falling over.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go till November, but the pantomime was booked so they transferred the show to the Prince of Wales Theatre because it was so packed out, and it ran on from there.
I’ve got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces.
All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.
In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go till November, but the pantomime was booked so they transferred the show to the Prince of Wales Theatre because it was so packed out, and it ran on from there.
I don’t know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh.
I have a folder where I keep all the articles the critics have written about me. It makes me feel good.
Don’t get me wrong: I’m overjoyed with my career to date. But perhaps I could have done more. Mostly, I just did whatever the directors told me to do.
When you’re as famous as I am, stories take on a life of their own.