Top 695 Ridiculous Quotes

It’s easier to find the joke in something when you think, ‘This – this is ridiculous.’
Alexandra Petri
This is going to sound ridiculous, but I read in an interview with Lil Wayne that he recorded a mixtape of something like 50 straight minutes of him rapping all of his material because he felt like he could never move on to the next phase of his musical exploration if he didn’t get it down on tape.
Chris Carmack
I loved Old School. I thought Old School was very diffe

I loved Old School. I thought Old School was very different than a lot of the comedies that had come out. And that character I liked. I tried to ground him very much in reality and play him very much finding things important to him that are somewhat ridiculous.
Vince Vaughn
People like Nick Cave – that ridiculous, over-the-top doom, taking it to extremes – I find it uplifting because it’s like someone else is feeling what you’re feeling and putting it into their music. Someone expressing extreme joy is just as valuable; it’s just the fact that they’re expressing their soul through music.
Matt Bellamy
The whole idea of wearing clothes is not to look ridiculous.
Brunello Cucinelli
It was one of those evenings when men feel that truth, goodness and beauty are one. In the morning, when they commit their discovery to paper, when others read it written there, it looks wholly ridiculous.
Aldous Huxley
I know this sounds ridiculous, but I’m not much of a fighter.
Zoe Bell
The testing levels have become ridiculous. All they show is contamination, and they have really put the trainers’ heads on the chopping blocks. It hurts racing.
Bob Baffert
I think that most people think painters are kind of ridiculous, you know?
Roy Lichtenstein
If I want to, I can sign 20 films for ridiculous amounts of money, but I really want to do different kinds of cinema. I want creative satisfaction.
Karisma Kapoor
If someone says to you, ‘Go to an old-folks’ home,’ that’s kind of ridiculous, because a lot of old people are doing terrific things for society.
Myron Scholes
Generally speaking, the errors in religion are dangerous; those in philosophy only ridiculous.
David Hume
I think fashion is repulsive. The whole idea that someone else can make clothing that is supposed to be in style and make other people look good is ridiculous. It sickens me to think that there is an industry that plays to the low self-esteem of the general public. I would like the fashion industry to collapse.
Steve Albini
I just go out and sing my songs. I don’t put on elaborate stage shows with ridiculous fancy dress.
Amy Macdonald
The studio scene in California is sort of ridiculous anyway.
Paul Kantner
The book that meant most to me was ‘The Wind in the Willows.’ It sounds ridiculous, but that was my vision of England.
Justin Cartwright
The country is provincial; it becomes ridiculous when it tries to ape Paris.
Honore de Balzac
I spent ridiculous amounts of time as an activist and volunteer and was a teacher for 20 years.
Johann Lamont
I’ve read some things where people are like, ‘Beyonce wants to be white’ because she has blonde highlights in her hair, but it’s ridiculous. You know, she is who she is, and she’s a very proud black woman. I know people with natural hair that are the least black inside; you know, it doesn’t matter.
Tina Knowles
I do suspect my star ratings average too high. But, of course, star ratings are ridiculous. I’m stuck with them.
Roger Ebert
I’m obsessive enough about getting fit, it’s ridiculous. I’m 40 now, and I’ve got to stop doing it soon. I have to start getting fat and old!
Daniel Craig
Humor is a way of saying we’re all seeing the same ridiculous, absurd, infuriating things together.
Jon Lovett
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Philip Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield
This archaic idea – that a woman who is unmarried and childless at 30 is somehow unnatural – will probably always exist, and, like most social standards, it is ridiculous.
Beth Ditto
The majority of the film industry is, like, obsessed with a ridiculous gender binary and keeping with this stupid social binary. Like, who cares?
Olly Alexander
Girls Aloud is not just us five, there’s like us five plus a ridiculous team of 50 who travel with us, it’s amazing.
Nadine Coyle
I’m one of those guys that – as far as relationships and stuff go – if you smile at me, I’m like, ‘Let’s date for three years’ – which is just ridiculous.
Norman Reedus
The problems you have as a kid will seem ridiculous when you get older because bigger and worse problems will come along.
Shane Dawson
I have a running daydream about winning an Oscar and giving my speech about how ridiculous it is to rank art. And then I’d call them all sycophants and leave the statue at the podium as I walked away.
Ari Shaffir
Perhaps it sounds ridiculous, but the best thing that young filmmakers should do is to get hold of a camera and some film and make a movie of any kind at all.
Stanley Kubrick
I think most people realize that Barbara and Jenna are college kids, and to make such a big deal out of it is a bit ridiculous. At least now, the press has stopped.
Lauren Bush
We’ve gotten to a point where you can’t be a politician and actually say what you’re thinking because someone’s gonna get offended, and God forbid, like, everyone’s so sensitive now, it’s ridiculous.
Donald Trump, Jr.
It’s quite difficult to take a superhero movie seriously because everything is heightened. A kid being bitten by a radioactive spider and getting superpowers is kind of ridiculous.
Tom Holland
I've always felt that Donald Trump was a Dickensian cha

I’ve always felt that Donald Trump was a Dickensian character because he is so ridiculous. With his hair and his arrogance, he is certainly Dickensian in his absurdity.
Miriam Margolyes
I’m, like, a compulsive eater. I’m going to be so fat when I’m older, it’s ridiculous.
Robert Pattinson
I was put under contract. A major studio. I got nominated for an Academy Award. Isn’t that ridiculous? I mean, at the age of 18!
Angela Lansbury
AT&T sucks. There’s no excuse for being in downtown Los Angeles, and your phone loses service. That’s ridiculous.
Blake Shelton
I had this song called Helter Skelter, which is just a ridiculous song. So we did it like that, ‘cuz I like noise.
Paul McCartney
I grew up the biggest fan of the Cure. Knew every lyric, had every album, B-side, single, poster, everything. Then cut to fifteen years later, and we’re working on songs together. Ridiculous.
Mark Hoppus
Mel’s Diner in L.A. – they are my favorite hamburgers. I could eat there every day. They are ridiculous.
Liam Hemsworth
I hate ridiculous names; my weird name has haunted me all my life.
Peaches Geldof
Well actually, some weeks they’ll write that I’m jealous of living in her shadow. Then other weeks, they’ll write that all I want to do is loaf around on her money! It’s ridiculous!
Ryan Phillippe
Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive.
Thomas Chandler Haliburton
Implying women are too weak to take a joke is *implicitlty* sexist, and ridiculous.
Lisa Kennedy Montgomery
We’re definitely honest with each other… if your sisters can’t tell you that you look ridiculous, who can?
Kourtney Kardashian
I have driven school buses, sold egg rolls and painted houses, and I have often wondered what my life would have been like if I hadn’t gone into acting. Mind you, it’s a great life, going around pretending you’re other people and getting paid ridiculous sums of money for it.
John Malkovich
If you look at the history of wrestling, what makes heels great is their ridiculous statements.
Tyrus
Poles and Jews have been living on this land together for almost 1,000 years. Who can tell how much Jewish blood is in their veins? Nobody knows, so to talk about how to recognize if someone is Jewish is ridiculous.
Andrzej Duda
All great deeds and all great thoughts have a ridiculous beginning. Great works are often born on a street corner or in a restaurant’s revolving door.
Albert Camus
People think the earth is going to die and they have to save it. That’s ridiculous. If you rid the earth of flowering plants, people would die, period. But the earth was without flowering plants for almost all of its history.
Lynn Margulis
Four years ago in speaking of a Jewish nation one ran the risk of being regarded ridiculous. Today he makes himself ridiculous who denies the existence of a Jewish nation.
Theodor Herzl
Oh, I must be ambitious, mustn’t I? I’m sure I always have been. I think you can only get away with pretending you’re not for so long. After that, it becomes ridiculous.
Anne-Marie Duff
I come from a family of scrap metal dealers, so becoming an actor seemed like a ridiculous thing to do, but I’d found the thing that gave me a kick, and I quickly became obsessed with it.
Nicola Walker
You cannot say that one woman is ‘more beautiful’ than another, though people always do. It’s so ridiculous to say that.
Peter Lindbergh
If the Pope wants to devote his life to fighting climate change, then he can do so in his personal time. But to promote questionable science as Catholic dogma is ridiculous.
Paul Gosar
It would be ridiculous to say I don’t want to sell records, but I trust my taste.
Earl Sweatshirt
Have I dated a supermodel? Of course not. I’d look ridiculous.
Moby
I was terrible in English. I couldn’t stand the subject. It seemed to me ridiculous to worry about whether you spelled something wrong or not, because English spelling is just a human convention – it has nothing to do with anything real, anything from nature.
Richard P. Feynman
Yeah, I had gay friends. The first thing I realized was that everybody’s different, and it becomes obvious that all of the gay stereotypes are ridiculous.
Bruce Springsteen
I met Ashley two weeks before I married him. It was a joke-the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever done. Once I was married, I didn’t want to be a failure, so I stuck it out for six months, which was about six months too long.
Shannen Doherty
They very seldom let me lose my cool. They made me like I was Polly Perfect, which was ridiculous so that when I bump into kids on the street they’d say ‘I wish my Mom were like you.’
Charlotte Rae