Top 695 Ridiculous Quotes

You’ve got to have a sense of humour about sex. When you look at it, it’s all pretty ridiculous, isn’t it?
Cat Deeley
Yeah, so I have, like, a YouTube channel where I kind of use my engineering background to make sort of ridiculous things.
Mark Rober
Some of the stage outfits I’ve got are ridiculous. I’ll lay out clothes to pack, and it’ll look like Polly Pocket clothing – because it’s all stretchy, it’s tiny. I don’t need a case when I tour; I can fit it all in my handbag.
Jessie J
The Bond situations to me are so ridiculous, so outrageous. I mean, this man is supposed to be a spy, and yet everybody knows he’s a spy.
Roger Moore
I’m having a great time. It’s like I’m on some ridiculous big roller coaster not knowing what’s happening next, but just having a great time on the ride.
Samantha Mumba
I am the biggest klutz on set. I honestly don’t think I have ever been as klutzy as when I’m on set. People call me ‘Grace’ ironically because I’m not graceful. It’s ridiculous.
Laura Marano
Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not.
Vaclav Havel
Sex is like washing your face – just something you do because you have to. Sex without love is absolutely ridiculous. Sex follows love, it never precedes it.
Sophia Loren
The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Being in Australia makes me happy. My partner is Australian, and my home is in Australia, and it’s ridiculous not to be Australian – it’s a logical step to take.
Miriam Margolyes
I tried perming my hair by myself in lockdown. It came out looking ridiculous – my hair was so damaged and crispy.
Nigel Ng
The major networks, the cable networks, they’re being prosecutors. They’re judges and jurors and executioners. Well, c’mon, that’s ridiculous. But they’re doing it.
Ray Bradbury
I think it’s ridiculous when a character wakes up in the morning with lipstick and foundation and contour and fake eyelashes and hair done.
Riley Keough
It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.
Agatha Christie
I’m into everything. My iPod is very eclectic – if you kept it on shuffle, you’d be amazed. For example, I was forced to grow up on Dolly Parton. My mum was obsessed by her. She bought all this memorabilia for the front room. It’s ridiculous.
Tinie Tempah
I think I got a lot of my ‘funny’ DNA from my mother, who had a glorious sense of the ridiculous.
Christopher Buckley
I think, specifically with the horror genre, you have to make it very believable because it can come across ridiculous.
Maika Monroe
I was terrible in English. I couldn’t stand the subject. It seemed to me ridiculous to worry about whether you spelled something wrong or not, because English spelling is just a human convention – it has nothing to do with anything real, anything from nature.
Richard P. Feynman
Comedy’s my outlet for my ridiculous emotions.
Michael Che
I’m not a very gregarious person. I can’t bear attention being called to me in a public place, which is ridiculous in a business that pays you to be noticed.
Gabriel Byrne
If it's just screaming - and I know this sounds so ridi

If it’s just screaming – and I know this sounds so ridiculous – that gets old. But sometimes when there’s literal chaos, it’s like being in a war zone, and that’s kind of exciting. You’re just running through the crowd of people chasing after you and no one knows what’s going on.
Robert Pattinson
To this day, I remember vividly Missy Elliott, Ludacris, and my grandma riding in a golf cart to set. My grandma went back to Ohio and told her bowling friends, ‘Guess what? I was riding to set with Missy and Ridiculous!’
Alyson Stoner
‘Man Down”s my absolute priority. If they give me another series, I’ll throw everything into it because I really like the characters. But after that, I’ll certainly be getting back on stage because I haven’t done a proper gig for two years. Which is ridiculous for someone who loves it so much.
Greg Davies
The idea that we should trust the security of our digital spaces to private companies that have no accountability except to themselves is ridiculous.
Christopher Wylie
The occult – what do you mean, Jesus? That’s occult to me. It’s so far-fetched, it’s ridiculous.
Glenn Danzig
Pageants are already ridiculous and sad, I think.
Casey Wilson
Italian wines don’t have to be expensive to be good. It is absolutely ridiculous that people feel that have to spend a fortune.
Gino D’Acampo
I listen to somebody like Shawn Lane, and unfortunately he is no longer with us, but I hear him playing and I am like, ‘That is just absolutely ridiculous.’
John Petrucci
I did a lot of ridiculous television. Between 1980 and ’85 I had no confidence, so I did everything I was told to do.
Dana Carvey
When you have a smartphone, the things that it can do are kind of ridiculous and terrifying.
Jonathan Nolan
Perhaps most ridiculous of all is the suggestion that we ‘keep’ our radioactive garbage for the use of our descendants. This ‘solution’, I think, requires an immediate poll of the next 20,000 generations.
David R. Brower
I’m not one of these guys who says, Now I’m on a really hot show, better quit soon before I get labeled. That’s the most ridiculous notion I’d ever heard.
Jeff Probst
I think that giving mindless praise is ridiculous. But I understand why parents do it. They want their kids to feel good about themselves. But parents are never going to teach their children true, positive self esteem by praising everything they do.
Rosalind Wiseman
There’s no way Daniel Bryan can beat me in a Royal Rumble match. It’s ridiculous. He’s nowhere near as heavy as me; he doesn’t have a fraction of the strength I have. There are a lot of ways that Daniel Bryan can possibly beat me.
Roman Reigns
The movies that I did in the ’80s were either good or bad, but I never was oppressed with any feeling – I mean, I thought it was ridiculous to play high school or college students when I was 30. But at the same time, that was really done then.
Curtis Armstrong
It would be ridiculous for me to say I am unlucky, but, like any other family and any other girl, I’ve had my ups and downs.
Poppy Delevingne
It’s a bit ridiculous to have people who have two years of experience handling an $83 billion budget.
Mike Thompson
Take a simple name like Nicholas: you can rhyme it with ridiculous. If you aren’t too meticulous. You know, every word’s rhymable.
Sammy Cahn
There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.
Oscar Wilde
I feel like the more serious a life event is that you share on social media, the more ridiculous it sort of becomes, the more you sort of self-trivialize.
Caroline Calloway
I really have paid no attention to social media. It’s never been something that I’ve done. There are people that put up tour dates and basically say what’s going on, but I need to get more involved, because I hear about rumors that are absolutely ridiculous.
Scott Weiland
I had the regular Nintendo, and I had a ridiculous amount of games for it.
Beth Phoenix
Women are so much a part of war, even if they tend to see another side of it. To say they don’t understand war is ridiculous.
Margaret MacMillan
The entire world is skewed from the white male perspective. If you’re a woman, they have to say it’s a female-driven comedy. If it’s a comedy with Latinos in it, it’s a Latino comedy. ‘Normal’ is white male, and I find that to be shocking and ridiculous.
Shonda Rhimes
Everything has two sides – the outside that is ridiculous, and the inside that is solemn.
Olive Schreiner
All great deeds and all great thoughts have a ridiculous beginning. Great works are often born on a street corner or in a restaurant’s revolving door.
Albert Camus
I have a tailor now, I have a doctor, a wine merchant, a jeweller, a gardener, a cleaner, and a nanny. It was clearly ridiculous that I did not have a hairdresser. So I got one.
Giles Coren
I hope I never get so hard up I have to do advertisements. I’ve gotten ridiculous offers.
Tracey Ullman
‘Noah’ doesn’t merely get the story wrong; like all Biblical adaptations, it’s bound to do that (although some aspects of the film are out and out ridiculous). It gets the morality of the story wrong, and in the process turns God into Gaia and morality into radical deep green environmentalism.
Ben Shapiro
Like I always said, Carson Palmer got hit in his knee in 2005 but there was no rule made. Then Tom Brady got hit in his knee and all of a sudden there is a rule and possible suspensions, excessive fines – it’s just getting ridiculous.
Terrell Suggs
I’ve been in situations where, in the midst of really hardcore events in my life, I made some ridiculous off-color joke that was in horrible taste, but made people laugh.
Samuel Witwer
In fashion, women have more sensitivity, more sense of

In fashion, women have more sensitivity, more sense of the body, so they know how things fit and feel. Yet there are not many women who study fashion. It’s ridiculous.
Donatella Versace
We need to have a grown-up conversation about what kind of system do we need, both politically and legally and culturally and economically, that will stop this ridiculous, outrageous harming that we’re doing to ourselves and the planet.
Gail Bradbrook
All the classical genres are now ridiculous in their rigorous purity.
Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
There are so many ridiculous arguments that MMA is somehow anti-woman.
Ronda Rousey
Ever since Romanticism, an oppositional mode, artists have the right, and indeed the duty, to attack social convention. But it is ridiculous and in fact self-infantilizing for them to expect to be financially supported by the general public whom they are insulting.
Camille Paglia
I think beauty comes from within, and society paints a ridiculous picture.
Rachel Bilson
‘One Leg Too Few’ by Peter Cook is a perfect sketch. The setting is ridiculous, the language is beautiful, and the performances make the most of every syllable and movement.
Jon Richardson