Top 90 Toast Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Toast Quotes from famous people such as Maxine Peake, Jordan Henderson, Ndamukong Suh, Tyler Perry, Elie Wiesel, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

'Toast of London' is a must-watch. Matt Berry's off-the

‘Toast of London’ is a must-watch. Matt Berry’s off-the-wall humour is slightly surreal and a little bit deviant. That’s why I also love ‘House of Fools.’
Maxine Peake
For breakfast, I’ll have scrambled eggs or poached egg on toast… and – this is gonna sound weird – I have it with blueberries as well. Everyone says it’s weird, but try it – you’ll like it.
Jordan Henderson
Mondays I sleep. I go in at ten, do my lift, watch the game from the day before. Tuesday is off, but I go in, lift, watch film. Then I have French toast with my sister.
Ndamukong Suh
I love a good breakfast – grits and eggs, French toast, turkey bacon. My grandmother on my father’s side used to make tea cakes, and her breakfasts were unbelievable. There was fresh ham, and she would go out to the yard to get fresh eggs. She lived in rural Louisiana, and we’d spend summers with her.
Tyler Perry
That I survived the Holocaust and went on to love beautiful girls, to talk, to write, to have toast and tea and live my life – that is what is abnormal.
Elie Wiesel
I don’t get too fussy about food around games. It is more just a case of making sure I get some fuel on board. But I quite enjoy poached eggs and toast in the morning so I often go for that before training.
Joe Root
I’ve had a few embarrassing moments in restaurants. I tried to order a quesadilla, and I totally mispronounced the word. And another time, I asked for some toast with Marmite, and they had no idea what I was asking for!
Alexandra Adornetto
I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Steven Wright
I try to take normal things – whether it’s a serious subject or something as obscure as a piece of toast – and put a very weird twist on them.
Harland Williams
Most days, I have a slice of toast, then lie in a hot bath for an hour to get up a sweat. I have a sauna at the racecourse and then go and ride. On the way home, I might stop at a service station and have a bar of chocolate and a Diet Coke. And that’s it, basically.
Tony McCoy
My idea of a perfect breakfast would be French toast with sausages and tea.
Sobhita Dhulipala
With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield
I enjoy going for brunch at Granger & Co. in Notting Hill and having my all-time favourite: poached eggs and avocado on toast. I love the aesthetic of the space and the fresh, modern approach in the dishes.
Emilia Wickstead
I am very superstitious about toasts. I never toast with water, and I’m very careful to make eye contact with everyone I toast with.
Maggie Grace
In the morning, I’ll usually do eggs and toast, but at night I keep it all protein.
Joel Parkinson
I can’t go without Vegemite, a salty spread from Australia. I put it on toast, and it brings me back to being a kid. I make sure to put it in my bag because I’m always on the road.
Phoebe Tonkin
I can’t give a decent toast to save my life.
Sam Trammell
A slice of hot, buttered toast is the perfect meal. It’s not too much and not too little, and it gives you just the right buzz.
Naveen Andrews
I was surprised that everyone calls it ‘morning sickness,’ because it lasted all day. For me, it was even worse at night. During my first two pregnancies, I felt so nauseous all day that I could only eat plain toast and bland foods – no proteins.
Kourtney Kardashian
I like to use ‘I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter’ on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.
Demetri Martin
I’m a bit snobbish about breakfast: eggs benedict, or eggs royale, or something like that. Or just some really amazing, proper brown toast with smoked salmon, lemon, and black pepper. That’s a great start to the day.
Jon Hopkins
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food.
Simon Cowell
To avoid congestion, I get up at 5:10, grab a slice of raisin toast, and leave the house at 6 A.M. My husband, Tim Dunn, who works for an environmental agency, is still asleep when I slip out, and I find that rather annoying.
Ellen Stofan
I get up between 6:30 and 7 A.M., and my morning routine is always the same: hot water and lemon, eggs on toast and rose oil on the face.
Alice Temperley
So when you’re dealing with an existential threat like death or like climate change, if you see it as ‘we are all toast anyway,’ then denial is a pretty good way of coping.
Bob Inglis
If you don’t have a good rhythm section, your band is toast; you’re a bar band. Good rhythm section, you’ve got a chance to get out of the bar.
Duff McKagan
We like to play a game. You go into a diner and see if you can order breakfast without having to reply to a question. It’s impossible. There’s a huge amount of choice in how you’d like your eggs, your coffee, even how toasted you’d like your toast to be!
Dave Myers
I’m not the bake-sale-mom type – though once in a while, I’ll make challah French toast for my sons.
Kelly Wearstler
I’ve never cooked. I can’t do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.
Ethel Merman
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
Alan Perlis
I try to eat ‘real’ food as much as I can; often I’ll shove a load of ingredients – spinach, an apple or whatever’s knocking about – in my NutriBullet. Nothing beats a bit of buttery toast though! I think a little bit of what you fancy does you good.
Sara Cox
I'm not very ambitious, sorry... I don't get up and thi

I’m not very ambitious, sorry… I don’t get up and think, ‘Today, I shall achieve greatness.’ It’s more, ‘Today I might have Marmite on my toast.’
James May
In the mornings, I usually have four eggs, five pieces of bacon, some toast, and two protein shakes.
Bryson DeChambeau
The first sign that I’d been unknowingly affected by cooking shows occurred on a Sunday morning when I realized I was talking to myself. I’d been making toast. ‘First, we cut our bread,’ I whispered. ‘Do you know why?’ I stopped what I was doing and looked up. ‘Let me tell you why.’
Bill Buford
When I was 13 or 14, my parents had a bit of a windfall so bought a lovely new kitchen, but I burnt it down. I was making cheese on toast when flames escaped from the grill. My father stopped the fire with blind panic and excessive water. I was forgiven, but it put me off cooking for years.
Erin O’Connor
The Toast’s audience is about 30-35 percent male, which shocked me because I would say that we actively try to discourage men from reading our site. Apparently, there’s not insignificant number of dudes out there who think that what we are doing is okay.
Daniel Mallory Ortberg
Being from California, avocado toast is very popular in our house. We have it almost every morning.
Tiffani Thiessen
Start with the basics: make pancakes, boil an egg, make toast. Get the kids used to getting a bit of toast and understanding it’s hot.
John Torode
Being in a band didn’t buy me my beans on toast!
Alex Kapranos
I cannot cook to save my life – I microwave everything or it’s simply scrambled eggs on toast.
Limahl
I’m a horrendous cook; my mum does my meals. I can only cook beans on toast with cheese.
Sam Fender
It would be nice to be a piece of toast. Everyone likes a piece of toast, don’t they? No one is ever sad when you offer them a piece of toast, and if I could be that to someone, that would be nice.
Jon Richardson
To catch a wave, to stand up – it was just life-changing. There was nothing that even came close. I quit playing all other sports – by the time I was eleven, they were toast.
Rob Machado
When ‘Toast’ got on Netflix, I noticed a difference. It was something I thought that only myself and a few people would find funny, and suddenly it’s on a very large platform. Now it kind of belongs to everyone.
Matt Berry
I am a breakfast girl. Breakfast is my favorite food. I love it. I love egg white omelettes. I love biscuits. I love toast. I love granola. I love quiche. I love all the fatty, horrible breakfast things!
Molly Sims
I’m a breakfast type of guy. Don’t get me wrong. I can cook, I’m kinda nice on the burner, but I enjoy making breakfast. I do it all… Scrambled eggs… French toast… Pancakes… Breakfast is my thing.
Ja Rule
Some children challenge themselves to maybe run a marathon or something. I challenged myself to stay up for two days and make cinnamon toast and watch the Jerry Lewis Telethon and laugh and cry.
Paula Pell
I am not at all a chocoholic. I would rather eat anchovy toast.
Joanne Harris
I’m not the best at getting myself breakfast, but if I do, I’ll normally have toast and marmalade.
Jonathan Anderson
If the world was ending, I think I would grab some Cinnamon Toast Crunch, a bunch of water, and I’d probably just… I’d probably go crazy.
Tyler, The Creator
There’s no specific mission statement for the ‘Toast.’
Daniel Mallory Ortberg
On Saturday, I don’t want to be woken up until at least nine: I like a bit of a lie-in, a cup of tea, toast and marmalade, and the newspaper.
Theo Paphitis
I start my day with two eggs and two slices of toast along with juice and take 1-2 chapatis with dal and curd rice at lunch.
Milkha Singh
I quite like bacon sandwiches because they’re colourful. Mashed potato on toast is fine. But colourful and easy to eat is best.
Noel Fielding
You know, the last time America sensationalized an actor from India, the man died a poor, miserable soul: He was Sabu, the elephant boy. He came here and was the toast of Hollywood. And he just went back to India and died a pauper.
Victor Banerjee
I believe everything in moderation. But breakfast is important. I have two hard-boiled or scrambled eggs with whole-wheat toast and try to get some fruit in there.
Martina McBride
I think avocado toast is the best ever. It’s my favorite.
Danielle Macdonald
While traveling, I love granola bars, trail mix nuts, dry cereal and fruit for on-the-go snacks. I also try and start the day with a high fiber and protein meal, such as whole-grain toast with peanut butter.
Christie Rampone