Top 99 Underwear Quotes

I’m very lazy when it comes to taking care of my underwear. I should hand wash it all, but I can’t be bothered. So instead, I keep ruining stuff by putting it in the washing machine.
Sara Sampaio
Before he became ‘a working actor,’ as he now proudly calls himself, Jamie Dornan initially caught the public’s attention as a model – you may remember him from those greasy underwear ads with Eva Mendes, among many others.
Elvis Mitchell
When a male stunt performer falls down a flight of stairs, he has a lot of clothes on and can wear all this padding. But because actresses never have a lot of clothes on – they are always falling in their underwear – you can’t wear any padding whatsoever.
Lexi Alexander
Without editors planning assignments and copy editors fixing mistakes, reporters quickly deteriorate into underwear guys writing blogs from their den.
George Vecsey
Comedians get jokes offered to them, rock stars get women and underwear thrown onstage, and I get guys that want to take me fishing.
Les Claypool
One of my assistants found this old German machine. It was originally used to make underwear. Like Chanel, who started with underwear fabric – jerseys – we used the machine that made underwear to make something else.
Issey Miyake
I’m pretty comfortable stripping down to my underwear, as long as there’s respect around me.
Sara Sampaio
We are very luck to be women, so even if we’re wearing trousers, I always wear them with some lace underwear or a very feminine bra – I like that.
Carine Roitfeld
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
Rodney Dangerfield
Every girl loves posing in her underwear. It’s always fun to do that.
Kendall Jenner
I’m a big fan of, like, wearing old, vintage slips and stuff as outdoor wear. I got, like, a pair of these little silk bloomers. I think they were even, like, considered underwear in the ’40s. I wore them as shorts the other day.
Zoe Kravitz
My studio’s always in my house. I want to wake up and be like, ‘You know I’m gonna make music today in my underwear. You know what, I’m gonna be in my pajamas. You know what, I’m actually just gonna stay inside for the next three days so I can make music.’
Benny Blanco
You should always carry string, according to my archaeologist father, because then you could at least make a trap to catch animals to survive. According to my grandmother, it was clean underwear.
Ted Danson
On a two week road trip I know I can get by better with no underwear than no laptop.
Curt Schilling
I was standing right behind Marilyn, completely invisible, when she sang ‘Happy birthday, Mr. President.’ And indeed, the corny thing happened: Her dress split for my benefit, and there was Marilyn, and yes, indeed, she didn’t wear any underwear.
Mike Nichols
I just try to laugh at the little things. Like, I’m always amazed by how long it takes two kids to get dressed and out the door. Every morning I say, ‘Come on! Let’s go! Five minutes!’ And they’re still in their underwear. Or they say they’re ready, but they’re not wearing shoes.
Molly Shannon
I was an underwear model for Calvin Klein for a few years. It is not something I wanted to do at first. I never regretted it, but I am a shy person, and to stand there buck naked in front of a camera was scary.
Freddie Ljungberg
I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush.
Werner Herzog
Legendary photographer Annie Leibowitz persuaded us to pose in our underwear. When the magazine hit the stands we were horrified to see the caption ‘Go-Go’s Put Out.’ Regardless, I was extremely excited to see us at every newsstand on every corner, our faces on the cover of ‘Rolling Stone!’
Charlotte Caffey
I just happen to have one of those skill sets that allows me to work in my underwear.
Garry Trudeau
Calvin had finally taken a look at the ET tape, and he had reacted just as she had expected he would. He loved it; he loved me. Suddenly he was thinking of me for everything: underwear, jeans, suits, even the Escape fragrance campaign.
Michael Bergin
Power is not something that can be assumed or discarded at will like underwear.
John Kenneth Galbraith
Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!
Joel Madden
I was just looking at a packet that had SpongeBob thong underwear, so it goes farther than I would imagine.
Stephen Hillenburg
The Tao of Jen was very much the Tao of hiding everything that didn’t look good. The Tao of Jen is wearing a cocktail dress with underwear with holes in it. The Tao of Jen is all style and no substance.
Jen Lancaster
So It’s not like I go from being this disciplined person who has to get up and go to work to now I just lay around all day in my underwear eating Cheerios. I have this structure. I still have to do this and the difference is I’m doing this for me and my company.
Eriq La Salle
I don’t get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies.
Jennifer Aniston
I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me

I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
Emo Philips
I never thought I’d be in a position where people would be talking about my sexuality and saying how good I look in underwear.
Fiona Apple
I was headed in the wrong direction. I didn’t think I’d make it to 21. My Uncle Chuck saved my life. He was a graphic designer, and he gave me my first sketchbook. In the front, he wrote, ‘Wear it like your underwear.’
Richard MacDonald
For a guy like Kevin Love who has everything – he has Banana Republic, he’s an underwear model, sports body model, this guy’s all-everything – for him to say, ‘Hey, I go through like all these things like everyone else,’ I think it allows for people to relate to him more. I think it’s good.
Channing Frye
Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.
Jean Harlow
When my father came over here penniless with $100 sewn into his underwear, thank God some well-meaning liberal didn’t come put his arm around him and say, ‘Let me take care of you.’
Ted Cruz