Top 100 Old People Quotes

I see all these old people who don't have anything to d

I see all these old people who don’t have anything to do but eat, drink and sleep. I will never say ‘retired’ because that’s such a finality that I don’t want to be part of my life. I’ll work until they throw me in a box.
Mario Andretti
Some old people, they remember that they used to play clarinet, and they remember the squeaks of the clarinet. But I don’t play like that.
Anat Cohen
You either evolve or you don’t. I don’t like old people on a rock n’ roll stage. I think they look pathetic, me included. And the fact that I represent an era means I can’t just go out there and do all new stuff. They would all say, ‘Sing ‘White Rabbit,’ and I’d say no? That’s rude.
Grace Slick
Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
Henry David Thoreau
We have a very old saying in our household: ‘Inspect what you expect.’ You hold people accountable, and I use my business background for finding the most efficient and effective solutions to deliver the result we’re looking for.
Matt Rosendale
I feel even old people can do a nice love story, but here we don’t make that kind of films. In the West, such films are being made and they make a nice romance, which is more like compassion.
Om Puri
It seems that when you get to a certain age you almost give yourself permission to misbehave and say what you think. People allow it, with very old people.
Julie Walters
Voting is designed for old people.
Jaboukie Young-White
I hope that when I’m 80 years old, people will still be talking about my wedding.
Jennifer Hudson
You know, ‘The Golden Girls’ was a very unusual show to start on. I was young, and it was a show about old people, and it was a very traditional show, but it was also an amazing training ground for a joke-writer. It forced me to learn those skills.
Mitchell Hurwitz
Commissioners are obsessed with young people, which is funny because they don’t watch telly – only old people do.
Jennifer Saunders
I just really love hanging out with really old people. They’re the best dinner dates you could ever have. All that life experience and understanding.
Mischa Barton
I thought it must be desperate to be old. To wake up in the morning and remember that you were ancient – and so behave that way. I thought old people were full of aches and pains and horrible illnesses.
Maeve Binchy
I mean, that’s another big surprise of the show, is that I see sixteen year old people who recognize me and they’re honest, for-real fans of the show. And it goes down to nine months. I mean, I’ve heard of nine month to year-old children who are watching the show.
Steve Burns
Miami is the place where all great Medicare fraud schemes come from. It has a great concentration of professional criminals and old people.
David Fahrenthold
They studio were flabbergasted when they discovered how interested everybody was in ‘those old people.’ And now many upcoming projects feature older people; it’s become a trend.
Daniel Petrie
I’m grateful to intelligent people. That doesn’t mean educated. That doesn’t mean intellectual. I mean really intelligent. What black old people used to call ‘mother wit’ means intelligence that you had in your mother’s womb. That’s what you rely on. You know what’s right to do.
Maya Angelou
I didn’t have a philosophical understanding of music until I came to New York. I didn’t understand how it applied to my kind and my generation. I thought it was just old people talking.
Wynton Marsalis
I think Facebook is more for old people and, like, adults. My parents use Facebook. I honestly have never been on Facebook.
Noah Schnapp
Crazy old people are our entire source of polling information.
P. J. O’Rourke
I like making films about old people because they are repositories of amazing stories that they tell well. And they’re incredibly good telly.
Ian Hislop
I think old people like Hillary Clinton and I shouldn’t try and be cool with social networks, you know; maybe she should leave that stuff up to Chelsea.
Stanley Druckenmiller
There are old people in San Francisco because my parents still live there. The young tech bros don’t see old people or children. The Mission district, where they live and work, they don’t see children or old people. That statement revealed, to me, the blinders that the techies are wearing.
Alexandra C. Pelosi
I’d stand in line for Confession with old people and little kids, and as the line moved up, I knew when I got into the box that I would lie! Again!
Mercedes McCambridge
I think it’s strange when people my age and younger get surgery. Somebody’s got to play old people.
Ashley Jensen
There’s a convention in English stuff that if something is more than 100 years old, people have to say ‘do not’ instead of ‘don’t. They have to say ‘will not’ instead of ‘won’t.’ People are speaking in a way that is not accessible or normal. And people didn’t ever speak like that.
Steven Knight
How would you deal with it if you’re 9 years old, people are telling you, ‘You suck,’ and they don’t give sympathy? They don’t feel bad for you because of who your dad is.
Austin Rivers
We filed a constitutional rights lawsuit on my reservation, and I had to go out and interview all these old people. And I found that many of the old people on my reservation didn’t know who was president. That kind of pointed out to me the irrelevance at times of who is in Washington.
Winona LaDuke
Harlem is not a playground for rich bankers and consultants. It’s got students of all colors. It’s got old people who keep history and tell tall tales.
Marcus Samuelsson
What old people say you cannot do, you try and find that you can. Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
Henry David Thoreau
I don’t talk to old people; they try to find ways to stay static. Young folks are the ones with the ideas and constantly moving forward.
Prince
Dementia is such a terrifying thing for all of us, and

Dementia is such a terrifying thing for all of us, and we are particularly bad at coping with old people in this country.
Olivia Colman
I’ve always despised old people. I got angry at my father when he began to show signs of age.
William Steig
When I think about Edmonton, Silver Street and Pymmes Park, the old people whose faces are so unhappy, it pushes me to be better. I want to be better to help places like this.
Benjamin Clementine
Think about old people; think about young people, those with immune system problems. They can’t really protect themselves well against the flu, so by you limiting the spread of the flu and getting vaccinated, you’re helping protect them as well.
Mikhail Varshavski
Old people have a much better time in India because they’re respected.
Miriam Margolyes
I worked at an old folks’ home once in Harlem, and I was an activities volunteer. I used to do all these plays with the old people. I did ‘The Wizard of Oz;’ it was adapted. There was a guy there who played the harmonica, so we had an overture, and The Wizard was 96.
Tony Danza
The Silverlake Conservatory is a nonprofit music school in Los Angeles where we teach music, mostly to kids, but to people of all ages – people who are old, people with beards, all kinds of people.
Flea