Top 105 Haircut Quotes

When I was a teenager, I was really into hair; I dyed it different colours and had loads of haircuts. I shaved my head when I was 17 – it was pretty radical!
Chloe Sevigny
I’ve had every haircut you could possibly imagine: mullet, tail, dreadlocks, afro, crew cut. It’s always been an expression of who I am.
Marc Forgione
I'm pro-forwards. Do I want the Seventies to come back?

I’m pro-forwards. Do I want the Seventies to come back? No. The haircuts were terrible. Everyone stank. The food was awful.
Douglas Coupland
I have always had a bob haircut because my hair is so fine and doesn’t like being long.
Cornelia Parker
Think back to yourself at age 18. I know I was mighty different than the Patti I am today. As we grow up, we grow out of our haircuts, our apartments and – often times – our romantic decisions.
Patti Stanger
I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid!
R. L. Stine
When you lose a lover it’s like getting a bad haircut. It grows back in time.
Sammy Davis, Jr.
I can’t ever imagine going in for short hair. I’m somehow not comfortable in getting a short haircut done.
Ayesha Takia
I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the front or back? Top or bottom? Swivel the chair or walk around? What I did discover is there’s no such thing as the perfect haircut!
Sean Patrick Thomas
No, the mullet’s gone, I’ve have a nice blonde, spiky haircut, but it’s quite modern.
Limahl
I give haircut to my son. I have made him learn mathematics table. I have also made him learn some spellings and grammar. I feel lockdown has made me more responsible as a mom.
Amrapali Gupta
I hate getting haircuts. It’s like going to the damn dentist, man.
John Daly
I was a tomboy. I had a pudding-bowl haircut; I wore big Doc Martens and dungarees.
Maxine Peake
Dorothy Hamill was my big idol as a kid. She’d won the Olympics in 1976. She was America’s sweetheart with her personality, her talent, her haircut.
Kristi Yamaguchi
I’ll always have my fan base. I know my actual fans are rockin’ with me even when my haircut was messed up. They’re never gonna leave.
Kyle
The fashion industry is an immense cultural and social blight that only gets a free pass because its would-be detractors are scared it’ll start criticising their haircut.
Charlie Brooker
So many guys are so conservative with their hair, and I always joke with all my buddies when they mess with me, and I’ll say, ‘That’s right, keep the same haircut for ten years.’ How fun is that?
Tom Brady
Some of the Christopher Guest movies, when I’m not really like myself, when I have my hair dyed blonde or had a faux-hawk haircut. Those I like to watch because it takes you away from your real self.
Fred Willard
We learned to put discipline in the haircuts by using actual geometry, actual architectural shapes and bone structure. The cut had to be perfect and layered beautifully, so that when a woman shook it, it just fell back in.
Vidal Sassoon
Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.
Jim Morrison
I just do what’s comfortable for me, whether it’s getting fresh haircuts, or the clothes that I wear. It’s simple; I’m just me. I don’t really go out of my way. I do make sure my face is washed and moisturized, though.
Lance Gross
For three years, I had embarrassing haircuts.
Chris Hemsworth
The great challenge working on this show for me is wearing polyester all day long and having the worst haircut known to man at the top of my head and sitting under fluorescent lights. That is America, people. Polyester, bad haircuts, under fluorescent lights.
Rainn Wilson
You know government needs a haircut. If we keep their spending down, that’s more money in your pocket.
Matt Rosendale
With short hair you have to get a haircut every two or three weeks. And if you’re coloring your hair, you have to color it that often. Every time I did it, I felt fraudulent.
Jamie Lee Curtis
I never really thought about acting when I was little; I was just getting a haircut at a salon when I was 10, and a woman approached my mom about putting me forward for an audition!
Danielle Campbell
Being in a rock band, I feel a certain responsibility to have a weird haircut. I mean, who else gets to do that?
Win Butler
Bob Dylan’s not a hype and a haircut: he’s the real thing.
Benmont Tench
I do believe a haircut makes you play better – I’ve experienced that before. I think it’s confidence, it’s routine, and it can also be superstition. Just like if you do your hair, it’s not quite done right, and you have a bad day, you’re not going to do that again the next day.
Daniel Sturridge
When I met David Green at film school he always used to offer free haircuts – he was kind of an artisan. In a lot of our films, he’s constantly trying to give me weird looks.
Danny McBride
One of the most important things about looking youthful is to have a modern haircut.
Evelyn Lauder
When I met my husband, he had never spent more than £10 on a haircut.
Victoria Coren Mitchell
I don’t think we have the right haircut or tattoos for politics.
Al Jourgensen
I was in a Montessori school. There was a drum circle w

I was in a Montessori school. There was a drum circle with all the kids passing around a little bongo drum. I was the last person in the circle, and when it got to me I played ‘Shave and a Haircut, Two Bits’ – in front of all the parents. Blew the crowd away at five years old.
Jack White
You can look in the mirror and try to hide it and cover it up, and it may work here or there, but there ain’t no shirt or hat you can put on or haircut you can get to hide the fact that you’re morbidly obese.
Paul Wall
People are obsessed with my haircut; everyone wants to do something with my hair before the ceremony. Very senior figures tell me their hairstylist wants to do my hair for free. It’s surprising. People from television are interested almost exclusively in aspects of my hair and my hairdresser.
Ada Yonath
In today’s world everything is political. We are a statement – our clothes, haircut, the way we act.
Olga Tokarczuk
Haircuts are never good. You always end up being unhappy.
Simone Giertz
A halfway decent haircut will go a long way!
G-Eazy
Greece will not manage to get back on its feet without restructuring its debt. There is no way around it. The country’s creditors will have to reduce a portion of its debts by extending maturity dates, lowering interest rates or giving them what’s called a ‘haircut’ in financial jargon.
Peer Steinbruck
I’ve always wanted to model and act. My first break came to me when I was at a parlour to get a haircut. The salon owner asked me if I would model for them.
Erica Fernandes
Why don’t you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
P. G. Wodehouse
If given that ability, I would definitely be a long-haired, beard person. Ever since third grade, your whole life, there’s always someone who’s like, ‘You better get a haircut.’ It’s no different in acting, especially when you don’t know what role you’re going to do next: a doctor, lawyer, a military guy, or whatever.
Donal Logue
I like to try new looks and new haircuts. It’s part of who I am.
Paul Pogba
I have never liked haircuts.
John Updike