Top 165 Hilarious Quotes

The odd things that people say to you are so much more hilarious than what you can come up with.
Jennifer Coolidge
I’ve seen a bunch of the ‘Portlandia’ episodes, and they’re pretty hilarious.
Glenn Danzig
The French aren’t known for being hilarious. When I told Parisians I was interested in French humor, they’d say ‘French what?’
Pamela Druckerman
I happen to think singing is hilarious, especially when it pops out at the wrong time.
Ed Helms
Obviously, I’m going to be embarrassing to the kid. There’s just no way not. I just hope the kid has a really good sense of humor… My husband’s very serious – he doesn’t find me funny at all – so I’m hoping the kid is like, ‘Mom is hilarious!’ That’d be really great.
GloZell
In my personal life, I’m hilarious! I was always a bit of a jokester.
Alison Brie
I find myself in pretty hilarious situations.
Pat McAfee
The Marx Brothers isn't subtle, and that's hilarious.

The Marx Brothers isn’t subtle, and that’s hilarious.
Martin Freeman
My parents are cartoons. When they come up and visit, they’re hilarious. My mother somehow finds a way to get in the way of everything.
Rick Hoffman
I was influenced by a lot of comedy growing up, I had good parents. They were funny, too. My mom was hilarious; my dad was hilarious. I guess being at home around the environment was just a good stage to get started.
Jermaine Fowler
I used to go round to my granddad’s house on a Saturday morning, and we’d sit and eat our porridge and watch re-runs of ‘Steptoe and Son’ on BBC Two. I thought it was hilarious – and Rag ‘N’ Bone Man sounded like a blues name to me. It reminded me of people like Sonny Boy Williamson and Big Mama Thornton.
Rag’n’Bone Man
I have a family I love. They tend to say, ‘Great job!’ Or ‘You work really hard! Good for you!’ Or ‘You look nice today!’ Or ‘Don’t be ridiculous, order the fries!’ Or ‘You are hilarious.’ That’s all the family I need.
Sia
At the Golden Globes, they put all the bigger stars in the front; the movie stars in the front, TV actors in the back. But even as a movie star, you can be outseated by a bigger star in any given year. It’s kind of hilarious. You have to take it in stride.
Julianne Moore
I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job.
Christian Bale
Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they’re done towards yourself.
Zach Galifianakis
We used to do sock puppet shows for my auntie back in the day. Me and my friends would do accents of Englishmen, and we would sip tea and act like we were rich in front of the family, and they thought it was just hilarious, the level of perception that we had about things that we’d never experienced.
Lakeith Stanfield
I think it’s funny when people, they try to imitate the ‘Chandelier’ video. I think it’s hilarious.
Maddie Ziegler
I think Noah Hawley’s writing is hilarious, and I love a good dark joke.
Carrie Coon
For years, I always thought it was hilarious that I was this fitness guru, because fitness was just a tool I utilized to help people improve their confidence. For me, it’s never been about fitness. It’s always been about helping to empower people.
Jillian Michaels
In my new book, ‘Binge,’ I share essays about everything I’ve never told my viewers – touching on the best and worst days of my life, some hilarious, some embarrassing, but all extremely personal.
Tyler Oakley
I think Kanye West is a hilarious writer.
Josh Tillman
I’ve never thrown a javelin. What kind of sport is that? It’s hilarious.
Jay Chandrasekhar
I’m kind of sad that Tim is not going to direct any more of the Deadpool films, because I really love him. He’s hilarious.
Brianna Hildebrand
I feel like I get a tweet every other day: ‘Can Thomas Rhett’s dancing get any more awkward?’ Which is hilarious to me. But I like to move, what can I say?
Thomas Rhett
I have a really great show jacket from Lavalliere that’s really well made, and I have a great pair of Gucci jodhpurs, which is hilarious.
Edie Campbell
I like film books at the bottom of the barrel and art books at the top. ‘The Ghastly One,’ by Jimmy McDonough, is a hilarious biography of one of the most hideous directors who ever picked up a movie camera – Andy Milligan.
John Waters
Rafa is hilarious. He’s my fun one. Leo is my real sensitive one; he’s so sensitive and so sweet and wants to take care of everybody. Romeo is Mr. Independent – he’s so independent. He looks the most like me, I think, because he’s got my coloring and, I think, my features a little bit more.
Hilaria Baldwin
I was a huge fan of ‘Arrested Development,’ and there’s just something it tickles in me and it’s bright and it’s hilarious.
Keri Russell
I really unfortunately don’t have tons of hilarious Sundance stories, because really I am not the biggest fan of hanging out, but the reason why is because I never go see other people’s movies and I think that’s the way to do it.
Lizzy Caplan
I did a shoot for ‘Sports Illustrated,’ and my grandpa called me and asked when my issue of ‘Playboy’ was coming out. It was hilarious as well as embarrassing.
Jasmine Tookes
We had a segment called Tampon Tuesdays that I was very proud of; that was hilarious because there are a lot of women’s issues out there that a lot of people don’t know about because they’re not women, and they don’t have to go through them.
Larry Wilmore
The comedy I do on TV came from me being at art school and seeing Gilbert and George films, thinking they were hilarious. I was trying to do that, a sketch version of art, and it ended up on TV.
Vic Reeves
It’s funny to me because everyone says I’m injury prone. That’s hilarious to me because I’ve never blown a hammy or a shoulder or anything like that, knock on wood.
Bryce Harper
I’d love to do a project that falls between drama and comedy – a dramedy with hilarious moments.
Shangela
Any joke can be funny, but not any joke is funny. Any joke has the potential to be hilarious to you, but more importantly, the joke has the potential to not be funny to you but to someone else.
Phoebe Robinson
I’m crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she’s hilarious.
Rob Delaney
I often look ridiculous in Japan. There’s really no way to eat in Japan, particularly kaiseki in a traditional ryokan, without offending the Japanese horribly. Every gesture, every movement is just so atrociously wrong, and the more I try, the more hilarious it is.
Anthony Bourdain
I think it’s hilarious that you would give an endorsement deal to someone who you’ve heard their lyrics a million times and you thought it was cool. And then they said something a little messed up and you take the endorsement deal away.
Lamorne Morris
Christmas in the Buckley household is hilarious - at th

Christmas in the Buckley household is hilarious – at the family dinner, we all have to do a song, no matter if you can sing in tune.
Jessie Buckley
What I love about ‘Modern Family’ is that it makes you laugh, and there’s hilarious physical gags that are outrageous, but there’s real heart to it, and you feel good after you watch it.
Jessica St. Clair
I can only appreciate the kind of work that goes into being a top drag queen. Ru Paul looks just astonishing as a woman. And he’s got this fantastic turn of phrase. I find him hilarious.
David Harewood
What I think is funny is when people, despite tragic situations, are still hopeful, still trying. It’s sweet and sad – and, to me, hilarious.
Casey Wilson
I love tiny, plastic realistic food magnets. I don’t know why. They’re hilarious.
Amy Lee
If your family was part of the movie business, then watching ‘Moguls & Movie Stars’ is like looking at the family photo album: hilarious to members of the family, numbingly boring to those outside the family circle.
Michael Korda
Justin Timberlake is the single most talented human being I’ve ever met in my life, and it sickens me. He is, like, 12 years old or something! He has 0 percent body fat, he is musically gifted, he has a great ear for accents, and he is hilarious.
Mike Myers
One of my favorite comedy performances of all time is Charles Grodin in ‘Midnight Run,’ and in a lot of things he’s done. I think he’s hilarious as the straight man, playing it real.
Andy Daly
I just love the storyline, I thought it was hilarious – I loved that part when we opened the door, we all look ahead and we have to look down and see that we’re actually dealing with this little boy who did this horrible thing of ordering a wife through e-mail.
Caroline Dhavernas
‘Harvey’ continues to be both a charming and hilarious play.
Judge Reinhold
Mindy Kaling is so smart and hilarious.
Melissa Fumero
I have like a whole album of screenshots of my sister’s face, and it’s hilarious. One look at that and it’ll put you in a good mood for the rest of the day.
Eliza Scanlen
Well, I had always been a fan of ‘The Office’ and thought the mockumentary style of the show was hilarious. So with ‘Parks’ taking the same approach, it drew me in right away.
Roy Hibbert
I watch Jimmy Fallon all the time. I think he’s hilarious.
Shannon Purser
The selfie phenomenon is enormous, and it’s hilarious. Especially as Australians, because we kind of hate people that love themselves, but that’s all flipping on its head now, and we’re happy to love ourselves.
Zoe Foster Blake
There’s been lots of theater that uses hip-hop in it, but more often than not, it’s used as a joke – isn’t it hilarious that these characters are rapping. I treat it as a musical form, and a musical form that allows you to pack in a ton of lyric.
Lin-Manuel Miranda
It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
Bill Hicks
It’s kind of low brow, but the show ‘Bob’s Burgers’ is hilarious, and being from the Midwest, I can kind of relate to a lot of the jokes. ‘Orange is The New Black’ is a Netflix Exclusive, I think – that’s really funny.
Gracie Gold
Women are hilarious.
Erik Griffin
I find Lady Gaga hilarious. And I kind of like her. My heart’s warmed to her.
John Lydon
Tommy Lee Jones is hilarious. I would say, if you look at the body of his work, the character he is most like is the one in ‘The Fugitive.’ That’s how he talks and jokes. That is the type of energy he has.
Will Smith