Top 175 Alcohol Quotes

I did go to college with him, but everyone’s always like, ‘Did you meet Mark Zuckerberg? Did you hang out with him?’ and I’m like, ‘No,’ because he was in a lab creating Facebook, and I was, like, learning about alcohol. Well, we did go to school, and I think I’m not really benefiting from that relationship in any way.
Colin Jost
It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.
P. G. Wodehouse
In reality, we can prove that the incidents of drug, alcohol abuse and violence have dropped dramatically among professional athletes – but the problem is it would be impossible to convince than fans, because of what they read on the AP wire.
Leigh Steinberg
In England, it's a rare thing to see a player smoking b

In England, it’s a rare thing to see a player smoking but, all in all, I prefer that to an alcoholic. The relationship with alcohol is a real problem in English football and, in the short term, it’s much more harmful to a sportsman. It weakens the body, which becomes more susceptible to injury.
Alex Ferguson
Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is the best because the process of digesting food helps to warm you up.
Morgan Freeman
I don’t drink alcohol at all except for special occasions. I definitely do think that it really takes a toll on your body over time, so it’s something that I really try to stay away from.
Vernon Davis
Negative freedom is freedom from – freedom from oppression, whether it’s a colonial power or addiction to alcohol oppressing you. You need to be freed from negative freedom. Positive freedom is freedom for, freedom to be. And that’s what’s routinely ignored today.
Os Guinness
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
Bob Marley
I grew up in an environment where I could see the kind of havoc alcohol can create.
Pooja Bhatt
Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
P. J. O’Rourke
Some people recovering from drugs or alcohol stay with the programs indefinitely, making the recovery program their family, a long-term source of attention rewards.
Keith Henson
I’m sure there have been a lot of boys I’ve chased over the years that has been fueled by alcohol and stupidity. But that’s kind of how things happen – sometimes you have to do something really stupid, and sometimes it works out, and sometimes you fall flat on your face.
Noel Wells
I don’t drink alcohol at all except for special occasions. I definitely do think that it really takes a toll on your body over time, so it’s something that I really try to stay away from.
Vernon Davis
I don’t drink at lunchtime because I’m very weak at alcohol like most Asians.
Ha-Joon Chang
Working behind the cocktail bar was a different kind of escapism, a creative outlet with a newfound respect for alcohol. I didn’t drink as I was also working day shifts in a coffee shop and, later, the fire service, and needed my wits about me to pull off my 60-hour working weeks.
Jack Monroe
It’s not like I’m against alcohol. It’s just a decision I made, and if you’ve never had it, you don’t miss it. I’ve been drenched in champagne a few times over my career. I might have a drink if England win the World Cup. That’s one moment where I might.
James Milner
But you can count the dead bodies from alcohol, tobacco, and legal pharmaceuticals by the millions.
Jack Herer
In 1969, I gave up women and alcohol – it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
George Best
When Prohibition was first enacted in 1920, most people stockpiled alcohol, thinking they’d have enough to last them for years. By 1923, that was starting to run out, so your average person started to rely more and more on criminals.
Terence Winter
When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea.
Ernest Hemingway
No matter how you handle alcohol at your wedding, you will most likely be upsetting someone.
Emily V. Gordon
There was a period in my life when alcohol was a good friend. Then there came a point when I realized that it was definitely not a good friend. I haven’t had a drink now for many years.
Adrian Dunbar
Once you avoid the things that accelerate aging like smoking, obesity, excessive alcohol consumption, and excessive sun exposure, you’ve done about as much as you can to influence your aging process.
S. Jay Olshansky
I’m a big fan of the effects of alcohol.
Peter Steele
Negative freedom is freedom from – freedom from oppression, whether it’s a colonial power or addiction to alcohol oppressing you. You need to be freed from negative freedom. Positive freedom is freedom for, freedom to be. And that’s what’s routinely ignored today.
Os Guinness
My character had been in the chair for seven years. He had gone through his anger, depression, drug and alcohol abuse. He had gone through everything, now he was up, he was happy, he was filled with his dream.
Gregory Hines
I don’t even drink! I can’t stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year’s Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don’t touch booze – I’m always the designated driver.
Kim Kardashian
Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
Sammy Davis, Jr.
My peers, lately, have found companionship through means of intoxication – it makes them sociable. I, however, cannot force myself to use drugs to cheat on my loneliness – it is all that I have – and when the drugs and alcohol dissipate, will be all that my peers have as well.
Franz Kafka
No party is complete without cocktails! My friends all have different tastes when it comes to their drink of choice, so I like to maintain a well-stocked bar with different kinds of alcohol to keep everyone happy.
Khloe Kardashian
I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.
Jim Carrey
It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.
P. G. Wodehouse
Cows’ milk and soya milk isn’t good for me. Almond milk and rice milk is OK. I don’t really drink alcohol, either. Maybe wine but only sometimes.
Robert Lewandowski
I don’t abuse my body – I don’t drink much alcohol, don’t smoke and never have – but that’s the same of many people. I don’t think I’ve ever stopped ageing myself.
Morten Harket
As women slowly gain power, their values and priorities

As women slowly gain power, their values and priorities are reshaping the agenda. A multitude of studies show that when women control the family funds, they generally spend more on health, nutrition, and education – and less on alcohol and cigarettes.
Dee Dee Myers
A conventional crime story is simple – it’s just a corpse in the river or something, and a detective with an alcohol problem.
David Lagercrantz
I feel like girls are always fighting guys off at bars, always. Usually girls don’t really have to do anything except be there. And if alcohol is involved, you’re gonna get hit on. No matter what.
Brody Jenner
We’d boil this whisky because we thought that would make it stronger. So we thought we were getting drunk, but in fact there’d be no alcohol left in it.
Neneh Cherry
Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with special horror.
William S. Burroughs
Kids are going to try drugs and alcohol; that’s part of society.
Jamie Lee Curtis
That’s all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.
Ringo Starr
I never had any alcohol on the golf course that I remember, except for one time, and that was the L.A. Open.
John Daly
I hate all adverts for alcohol. They’re evil. All of them.
Lee Mack
I do like to have fun. I don’t need alcohol to have fun.
Rima Fakih
Let’s just get this out of the way: Most grocery store vinegars taste terrible. They’re made from low-quality wine (or other alcohol), which gives them a flavor that’s barely more nuanced than the chewing-on-metal taste of distilled vinegar.
Chris Morocco
The presidents of colleges have to have some courage to step forward. You can’t limit alcohol in college sports, you have to get rid of it.
Dean Smith
It’s better to have a voice without alcohol in my system from the night before.
Ronnie Radke
There’s nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. It’s bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your disgusting pores.
Ike Barinholtz
I hate the taste of alcohol. When I’m drinking, I’m drinking Red Bull.
Paris Hilton
Cows’ milk and soya milk isn’t good for me. Almond milk and rice milk is OK. I don’t really drink alcohol, either. Maybe wine but only sometimes.
Robert Lewandowski
Treatment of alcohol addiction can take many forms.
Drew Pinsky
I am fussy, about my diet and straining my voice. I know, sounds a bit over the top. But I’m not as bad as I used to be. These days I don’t drink alcohol for five days before a show – very dehydrating for the vocal cords, and all that acid reflux. I used to ban it for a fortnight. Nightmare.
Katherine Jenkins
I don’t like the taste of alcohol.
Keith Allen
I think we have a problem with how we treat people and alcohol.
Kate Garraway
When we drink a cup of coffee or spoon heated chicken noodle soup or chili out of a Styrofoam cup, we are also taking in small doses of chemicals that leach from the container. Heat activates this transfer, as does oil, acids and alcohol.
Chuck Norris
Alcohol is the cause of all my problems.
Jayson Williams
The stated mission at the time was simply to use the influence of the entertainment industry to do an accurate portrayal of drug and alcohol abuse. We all admit that we’re not trying to censor anybody.
Gerald McRaney
Drugs, alcohol and ego. They are a bad mix.
Don Dokken
If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you’ll add eight to 24 years to your life.
Jack Herer
Such lifestyle factors such as cigarette smoking, excessive alcohol consumption, little physical activity and low dietary calcium intake are risk factors for osteoporosis as well as for many other non-communicable diseases.
Gro Harlem Brundtland