Since 1987, when I got my first one, I’ve been wearing a clock around my neck 24/7. You feel me? 24/7.
The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don’t know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, ‘I’ve got one question: What color is the red phone?’
I’ve always wanted to be the first one to laugh at me. I didn’t want to get up on stage and start doing something and have someone say, ‘Are you serious? Do you think that’s good?’
