Top 33 Hairy Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Hairy Quotes from famous people such as Paul Hollywood, Huda Kattan, Fabio Capello, Mike White, Brett Gelman, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

I drove from Naples to the Amalfi coast in an Alpha Rom

I drove from Naples to the Amalfi coast in an Alpha Romeo 1969 Spider, which was lovely. There have been lots of movies made down there, and I felt a bit like James Bond – the driving is quite hairy. The locals have mopeds, but you wouldn’t catch me on a bike on those roads. A tank would be safer!
Paul Hollywood
I always felt different and it was because I was Middle Eastern. Where most people were very fair, light-skinned, and had blue eyes, I was hairy with dark hair and dark skin.
Huda Kattan
When a man crosses his legs and the trouser leg rides up to show the hairy shins, it offends my eyes.
Fabio Capello
I used to go online all the time, and then I had to stop myself… because I’m a writer, and it’s like: to have a procrastination tool, like, within my computer… it was just getting too hairy.
Mike White
I really am not that hairy on my body. It’s weird.
Brett Gelman
I have the softest beard in the world. As far as growing it, it doesn’t itch, and it’s so non-intrusive. But, I am so sick of hair on my face and on my head. Because I’m not a really hairy guy, I’m not really used to it.
Ato Essandoh
The first time I ever tried edamame, I thought it was gross. I didn’t understand the hairy skin. It didn’t taste good to me. Now I scarf down a bowl of edamame when I sit down at a restaurant, and I don’t think twice about it.
Zal Batmanglij
The idea of the split personality is as old as Genesis. For a start, Eve was manufactured from Adam’s rib. Then there’s Cain and Abel, twins at war. They were followed by Esau and Jacob, likewise divisible into hairy and smooth types.
Clive Sinclair
You want to be more hairy, that’s beautiful. You want to be more clean-shaven, that’s great.
Jonathan Van Ness
There is nothing in the world that I loathe more than group activity, that communal bath where the hairy and slippery mix in a multiplication of mediocrity.
Vladimir Nabokov
Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.
Erma Bombeck
There was a kind of physical anarchy that dominated most of my younger life. I was always too skinny, not hairy enough, my voice jumped around. It was a thing that drove me away from towel lines in gym class.
Adam Rapp
Dream up big, hairy, audacious goals that you are passionate about and pursue them relentlessly. You have to begin with the end goal in mind, knowing that a goal is a dream with a deadline.
Clay Clark
The man you married is yours to have and to hold for the rest of ever, even if he starts chewing tobacco or decides to pierce his hairy nipple and buy a Corvette, because you very plainly said – or at least implied – you were in it for better or for worse.
Jenna McCarthy
Something that I’ve always been really keen on representing is some honesty with the way that we view ourselves. That’s something I’ve always appreciated watching actors that I’ve looked up to, is when they look like you and me, or they have a funny elbow, or they have, you know, a hairy face.
Florence Pugh
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
Charles Darwin
Women love hairy men. Cavemen were the sexiest men in history.
Leslie Mann
I get people being frightened of me. One time I did this photo shoot where I had hairy armpits – I was really digging it, but they were like, ‘We’ll airbrush that out.’
Bat for Lashes
I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig.
Cornelia Funke
I did drop out of uni, but I worked in PR for a while and then I worked as a runner on ‘Loose Women,’ ‘The Alan Titchmarsh Show’ and ‘Hairy Bikers,’ so I know how the industry works.
Chloe Madeley
My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois – I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mustaches, and to me that was masculinity: big hairy sweaty guys who could pick up a bus.
Nick Offerman
I don’t like spiders, man, just because they are sneaky – they just really scare me. They are hairy – ugh.
Tom Holland
People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they’re very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they’re kind of hard to tell apart – especially if the human is kind of hairy.
Demetri Martin
When I hear ‘fusion,’ I think of Tricky-Dick stuff – really hairy melodies played in unison. It’s like, ‘Why?’
Allan Holdsworth
People are so offended by female body hair. SO offended! They actually say things like, ‘Ugh, those hairs are so long.’ But we have no issues with a man being head-to-toe hairy. It’s so weird.
Stacey Solomon
I support any means to make real connections so long as that it does lead really quickly to real connections. It’s the long-term online friendships and relationships that start to get a little hairy.
Nev Schulman
I needed a way to have the platter continuously spinning while I’m moving the record back and forth. I went to a fabric store. When I touched this hairy stuff – felt – I found it. I rubbed spray starch on both sides and ironed it until it became a stiff wafer. After that, I was able to stop time.
Grandmaster Flash
I grew up in Tennessee, where no one was really hairy, and with sisters who were so beautiful – my little sister was a pageant girl. But me, I was this weird-looking hairy child. I had more than just a unibrow; I feel like I had a mustache, a goatee.
Huda Kattan
John Boehner is the ultimate Beltway hack, a man whose unmatched and self-serving skill at political survival has made him, after two decades in Washington, the hairy blue mold on the American congressional sandwich.
Matt Taibbi
Really hairy backs on men turn me off. I’m not into the ape thing at all. Or beer bellies and flabby arms, either. Also, one random nose hair which is longer than the others… that’s gross.
Nadine Velazquez
When you set a goal, it’s a personal thing, and that goal should be very big, hairy and audacious.
Tony Bates
Introductions are always weird for me because my name i

Introductions are always weird for me because my name is Hari and it’s constantly mispronounced . ‘Hurry’, ‘Hairy’ – there are different ways to screw it up, and it leads to these awkward conversations.
Hari Kondabolu
I know I’m an acquired taste – I’m anchovies. And not everybody wants those hairy little things.
Tori Amos