Top 430 Dating Quotes

I’ve surfed the Web and the whole dating connection. I find that pretty fascinating, but no real leads.
Taylor Hicks
I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didn’t have girlfriends, and really I wasn’t a very social boy.
Charles Kuralt
The Google algorithm was a significant development. I’ve had thank-you emails from people whose lives have been saved by information on a medical website or who have found the love of their life on a dating website.
Tim Berners-Lee
For me, being a public persona, I was always wondering, ‘Was a man dating me for who I was? Was there an agenda? Did he want to be seen with me? Am I arm candy?’
Gina Neely
It's always been like this since the beginning of time.

It’s always been like this since the beginning of time. You interact with one female or somebody that people will think you’ll cute with and everybody either assumes that you’re dating or they want you date. It’s just how it all works.
David Dobrik
I don’t understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I’m interested in someone, and I don’t want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I’m not interested in that person.
Britney Spears
The whole thing about dating was the scariest thing in the world. And I would tell my friends, ‘I’m never going to find anyone. Where am I going to find someone? By now, I’m 59 years old. Where do you meet men?’ It was really funny. So I just focused on myself.
Tina Knowles
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
Helen Rowland
It’s really weird when people scrutinize every little thing about you and talk about your outfits and your weight and who you’re dating… and there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it.
Mischa Barton
I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.
Pink
There were dozens of dating apps when Bumble came on the scene, but they weren’t able to attract critical mass in a young professional group.
Whitney Wolfe Herd
I left my husband and I thought ‘I’m never dating ever again.’
Lady Colin Campbell
Is Amazon truly the best online buying experience? Absolutely not. Is eBay the best platform for auction? Probably not. Are dating sites like match.com really a reflection of the way people date? Probably not.
Danny Rimer
The learned are not agreed as to the time when the Gospel of John was written; some dating it as early as the year 68, others as late as the year 98; but it is generally conceded to have been written after all the others.
Simon Greenleaf
Everybody knows now that Marie Lightfoot, the true crime writer, is dating Franklin DeWeese, the state attorney of Howard County, Florida. They know I’m a white woman; they know he’s a black man. That’s not news anymore.
Nancy Pickard
Once you’re dating already, then you go to dinner. But I’ve never been on like a, ‘I’m getting dressed up for a date. Pick you up at 7.’
Camila Morrone
Since doing ‘Dating in the Dark’ and getting engaged, I’ve become the top agony aunt to all my friends. It’s brilliant.
Sarah Harding
It’s ironic, really. Guys should be excited that I got Kristen Bell. If Brad Pitt gets Kristen Bell, it’s like, ‘Well, of course he did.’ With me, it should be, ‘Oh good, a normal-looking guy got her. Maybe I’ll get me a Kristen Bell.’ But guys hate my guts for always dating women I have no right to be with.
Dax Shepard
My wife and I got engaged in New Hampshire at this lake house that her family’s had forever, and it’s on Lake Winnipesaukee. And so we went there every summer as we were dating.
Jimmy Fallon
I have 20,000 girlfriends, all around the world.
Justin Timberlake
Look at the Prius. It’s a nerd car. Yeah, you’re being environmentally friendly, but your dating life is gonna suck.
Xzibit
I’ve spoken to over 10,000 guys in my career, so I know what they think when it comes to dating.
Matthew Hussey
We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it’s a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend.
Betty Dodson
My boyfriend and I are not good at fighting. We’re better than we were when we started dating – two breakups and three years ago – but it’s never come naturally to either of us. I have often wished we fought like I imagine Pink and Carey Hart fight.
Nikki Glaser
There are big parts of my life that I don’t share. I don’t share myself eating dinner with my family. I don’t talk about who I’m dating. That’s private; that’s me.
Ansel Elgort
I have no wisdom to share on dating.
Rachel Dratch
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
Mae West
When my parents were dating, they were very poor, so my dad couldn’t take my mom out. They would go to the grocery store and pick out funny looking vegetables. When I grew up, we’d still go and find the ones with personality.
Parker Posey
Both the guys in Nightwish and I have experiences with previous band breakups and all emotions that come with it. It’s almost like dating.
Floor Jansen
I go out to dinner occasionally and that’s the sum of my dating life.
Sophie Dahl
I just thank God my husband and I found each other before the advent of social media. I can’t imagine dating someone and seeing what they’re doing on their Facebook page. And people breaking up with each other over texts now? We had to break up with each other face to face back then.
Jen Lancaster
There are hundreds of millions of people on dating apps every day, but apparently, no such apps cater solely to sports fans.
Rich Eisen
I had looked at dating sites and niche communities like BlackPlanet, AsianAvenue, and MiGente, as well as Friendster, and I thought, ‘They’re thinking way too small.’
Tom Anderson
I’m not waiting for Mr Right. I’d be open to dating, but I’m happy not. I’m not on Tinder or anything.
Tamzin Outhwaite
I’m not really on dating apps. I used to be when I was younger. I’d rather meet people in real life.
Noah Centineo
I heard on public radio recently, there's a thing calle

I heard on public radio recently, there’s a thing called Weed Dating. Singles get together in a garden and weed and then they take turns, they keep matching up with other people. Two people will weed down one row and switch over with two other people. It’s in Vermont. I don’t think I’d be very good at Weed Dating.
Roy Blount, Jr.
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
Jenny McCarthy
It’s incredibly tough dating multiple women and trying to have them enjoy the experience.
Nick Viall
If you are dating someone in New York City, and they invite you over to watch a movie, they don’t really want to watch a movie.
Chris Gethard
There isn’t a way to depict the gay community without at least mentioning the existence of online dating apps like Grindr.
Andrew Keenan-Bolger
The day Tarek and I officially started dating, which was October 9, 2006, we moved in together.
Christina Anstead
You’re talking to someone who has been married to various people for the last 40 years of her life. Dating is not really something familiar. I’ve never really been a dater.
Stockard Channing
Today, at age 24, when my peers are dating, marrying and having children of their own, my cancer treatments are causing internal and external changes in my body that leave me feeling confused, vulnerable, frustrated – and verifiably unsexy.
Suleika Jaouad
I’m the one who’s dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus, if a producer is going to date a hot young thing, I’m probably not the first person on their list – the weird, quirky, funny girl.
Whitney Cummings
I’ve been dating since I was 15 years old, and I just don’t seem to do it well.
Harvey Fierstein
Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.
Kim Cattrall
It’s a hard business this dating business! Love is complicated!
Scarlett Moffatt
My father’s family were Italian ice cream men, and the knowledge was passed on, so I ran an ice cream van while I was dating my wife.
Chris Rea
It is not a shocker to me that a film went out of my hands, not because I was not credible, but because I was not so-and-so’s daughter or sister or dating so-and-so.
Taapsee Pannu
I think probably – I think, you know, when you’re first dating somebody, if they’re just not that physical with you, if they don’t want to make concrete plans with you, you know, if they’re sort of ambiguous about where everything is going, I think that’s a pretty good sign that they’re not into you.
Greg Behrendt
I can’t wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends.
David Gallagher
I want to start dating the man that I’m gonna marry. I want to start having some fun with someone that I know I’m gonna be with. I don’t play any games. I’m too old for that. I’ve been there; I’ve been around the block.
LisaRaye McCoy-Misick
You don’t need to know who I’m dating. You don’t need to know what I’m doing. I’m fine with everybody not knowing that.
Eva Longoria
When you’re thinking about building your own online dating profile, especially on OkCupid, you should go through the same steps you’re thinking about when you’re going out to meet someone new. You want to put your best foot forward.
Sam Yagan
In Indonesia, where I am from, the Dutch-imposed Civil Code dating back to the colonial 1870s prevailed until the 1974 Law on Marriage granted married women greater rights, including the ability to open individual bank accounts.
Sri Mulyani Indrawati
I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy I’m attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He’s usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut, nice guys. So it’s strange.
Megan Fox
I think the good thing about ‘Take Me Out’, which is kind of a compliment to us really, is that when it started doing well round about the second series and people started getting into it, all of a sudden every time you turned over a channel there’s a new dating show on.
Paddy McGuinness
Personally, I don’t like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she’ll fool her husband, I figure she’ll fool me.
Orson Welles