Top 430 Dating Quotes

Wine comes in at the mouth And love comes in at the eye; That’s all we shall know for truth Before we grow old and die.
William Butler Yeats
I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I’d get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I’ve since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.
Matthew Perry
It’s tough to be 68 and dating. I’ve given it up now.
Ian McLagan
Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that’s why I don’t have a boyfriend.
Lucy Liu
I don’t have the best dating track record.
Lauren Conrad
Early on, when my wife and I were dating, we went to the grocery store, and I told her that sometimes I just buy birthday cakes, and I eat them. And she said: ‘Really? I do, too.’
Tom Cotton
I am a young girl, and I am open to dating, but at the risk of sounding cliched, I really don’t have the time for it.
Bhumi Pednekar
Women were very, very good at ‘Pong’. It was part of the dating scene. The number of people who told me they met their wife or husband playing ‘Pong’ was huge. They were shoulder to shoulder, talking and playing. It was body contact and verbal contact.
Nolan Bushnell
I'm a fabulous date, I make sure I look good, I like he

I’m a fabulous date, I make sure I look good, I like hearing what a guy has to say and I make sure the evening is a real laugh. I like to laugh.
Eva Longoria
Honestly, I think dating is hard. Period.
Sevyn Streeter
Mahesh lays down most of the rules. Even when I was dating him for four years prior to our marriage, he didn’t want our relationship to be out in the open.
Namrata Shirodkar
On numerous different occasions I have had people tell me that I am only booked because of my dad, because of who I was dating, or any other exceptions other than my hard work, so in my mind I wanted to put in the extra hours in the ring.
Tessa Blanchard
I know some people who’ve gotten tattoos that they probably shouldn’t have, like the name of somebody they were dating, and that never ends well.
Nikki Sixx
So my favorite online dating website is OkCupid, not least because it was started by a group of mathematicians.
Hannah Fry
My original inspiration was my mom: a few years after the death of my dad, she started dating one my teachers!
Meg Cabot
I truly believe that what we’re seeing with online dating is very similar to what happened with the Myspace-Facebook era, where Myspace was once this place for online connecting for a very select group of young people. And then Facebook kind of hit at this moment where it was acceptable for everybody to do it.
Whitney Wolfe Herd
I started my blog back in 2009 because every Internet business and marketing seminar I watched at the time told me I had to. I had been trying to get a business started selling dating and life advice and was struggling.
Mark Manson
I’m dating myself by saying this, but I was the test audience for ‘Space Invaders.’ I remember when that was the first game that wasn’t a pinball game. I spent a lot of money on ‘Space Invaders,’ in the form of quarters, of course.
John C. Reilly
When men I have dated over the years whined about, ‘Oh, you make no time for me’ – see ya! I just dumped them. I don’t need that pressure in my life.
Rachael Ray
So if I was dating somebody now and the relationship didn’t work out, I’d take that as failing.
Gavin DeGraw
I’m not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax.
Lena Dunham
I’m a fixer, unfortunately. I’m like, ‘Oh, I can fix you.’ But it’s not just guys I’m dating anymore. It’s this entire legion of young girls who tell me they need me to maintain any sort of sanity or peace.
Halsey
I took my wife to a really expensive hotel in Dubai. This was when we were first dating, so I wanted to impress her. I had scallops, and after that, I went to the bathroom to be sick. I realised I had just paid £300 or £400 on scallops just to throw it up. My wife and I then talked about it; I knew I had a problem.
Andrew Flintoff
I think if I could have a boyfriend like my brothers I’d be really happy. But without the brother thing.
Patricia Velasquez
The term ‘alpha female’ originated in my field of animal behavior, but has acquired new meaning. It refers to women who are in charge, for example, by flirting and dating on their own terms. It is also used maliciously for a loud-mouthed, controlling woman who has no patience with deviating opinions.
Frans de Waal
You can draw inspiration from anything. If you’re a good storyteller, you can take a dirty look somebody gives you, or if a guy you used to have flirtations with starts dating a new girl, or somebody you’re casually talking to says something that makes you so mad – you can create an entire scenario around that.
Taylor Swift
Kindness is really important to me in finding my own prince – so are patience and a sense of humor. Without those qualities he’s no Prince Charming!
Anne Hathaway
I have run from a lot of relationships in favor of being alone. And I tend to find men who use their money and status as a dating tool to be unattractive.
Erin Foster
If you’re dating the quarterback and then you go out with the hockey player, you just go to the hockey games. I don’t think I’ll still go to the football games.
Nicolle Wallace
Growing up, dating seemed pretty straightforward: If someone was interested in getting to know you on a romantic level, they approached, exchanged info, and proceeded to communicate with you in a consistent fashion between outings of various natures.
Amanda Seales
Your goal in an online dating profile and in your first message to somebody is to strike up a conversation.
Sam Yagan
Which is, I’m an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship.
Garry Shandling
Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.
William Congreve
I started dating JD Samson from Le Tigre, and suddenly I was listening to more up-tempo music and old dance music, like ESG and Gang of Four, and I thought, ‘Wow. This is fun.’
Sia
As far as dating is concerned, I’m not a casual dating person.
Divyanka Tripathi
Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.
Wendy Liebman
It’s weird to have people so interested in your personal life. It’s a part of the business that grosses me out. I’m always bummed out for people who just happen to be dating a celebrity, and they’re also famous, and they can’t live their life.
Andy Samberg
In dating, the question is how many Tinder knockoffs are we going to have, and are any of them going to take off?
Sam Yagan
Insider trading by hedge funds has a long and distinguished history, dating to the days when people didn’t know that there was such a thing as a hedge fund.
Gary Weiss
I was a late starter on the romantic front. I didn't st

I was a late starter on the romantic front. I didn’t start dating until I was in my 30s.
Geri Halliwell
I think audiences can relate to the guys I’m playing, those large-and-in-charge idiots. Or maybe I just make them feel better about who they are, or who they’re dating.
Rob Riggle
Let me tell you, NBA free agency is wild. It’s like an even worse version of speed dating.
Jared Dudley
I don’t think I’m misunderstood, but there is definitely a certain side of me that the press focuses on – my body, my hair, or who I’m dating – which has never really served me as an actor. It’s served me in the commercial world, making money as a model, but the media perception has really hindered my acting career.
Kelly Brook
Evolution is unobservable. It’s based on blind faith in a few dry bones and on unreliable dating systems in which the gullible trust. Kids should be allowed to make up their own minds about this issue, and not be censored to ‘one side is all we will let you hear.’
Ray Comfort
I’ve got mates who have got married through meeting on Internet dating sites, so it really can work out – even if sometimes it does go disastrously wrong.
Sheridan Smith
I’m opening up my heart to the idea of dating. It’s funny – my friends would always come to me for romantic advice. I know nothing, and things have changed since I was dating in high school! I’m really trying hard to spend this time working on myself.
Olivia Wilde
My own experience of dating cis-hetero men has really been a challenge, because of the stigma they have to endure for attempting to love us.
Trace Lysette
I’m not interested in dating. I like being with my own best friend, me. Certain women, particularly older women, cannot believe I like going to a social event by myself. But I do.
Gloria Allred
If I talk to a woman for more than five minutes I can tell you exactly whether she’s an Aidan girl or a Mr. Big girl. Aidan girls are more interested in nurturing relationships and building a nest while Mr. Big girls are more about show and having fun.
Michael Patrick King
I’m a South Asian female that talks about relationships and periods and dating and all these things.
Lilly Singh
Comedy helped me out in my teenage years. It saw me through puberty and helped me to deal with dating.
Rhys Darby
Dating, to people, can mean completely different things.
Jay Ellis
One can’t plan marriage or dating.
Koena Mitra
I’ve gotten a lot more disciplined since dating Sue.
Megan Rapinoe
I’m representing the single women out there, dating around, trying to find the right guy who respects you and appreciates you. Maybe I’ll settle down somewhere. Gotta keep looking.
Madchen Amick
Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn’t touch me. It was infuriating to them.
Mark Hoppus
I can literally count on one and a half hands how many people in WWE treated me the same pre-Mark and post-Mark. Michelle McCool didn’t change, I’m still me. There were a ton of people that found out I was dating Mark and was like, ‘Oh, I better change my tune and be super nice.’
Michelle McCool
When I started ‘DailyGrace,’ I was dating a 26-year-old guy I thought was the funniest person in the world. My creation process every day was imagining him watching my videos and wondering, ‘Will he laugh at this?’ But somehow that’s turned into an audience that’s mostly 15-year-old girls.
Grace Helbig