Top 475 Comic Quotes

‘The Cape’ is a really good comic! They invented the whole character, and now they’ve built a book of ‘The Cape’ for the show. When I was a kid, I used to love Batman, and I loved Spider-Man. My favorite was this guy called Judge Dredd. I know they made a movie of that in the ’90s.
James Frain
It’s embarrassing to be involved in the same business as the mainstream comic thing. It’s still very embarrassing to tell other adults that I draw comic books – their instant, preconceived notions of what that means.
Daniel Clowes
As a comic and as a nurse, it’s important to look calm on the surface when you’re absolutely crapping yourself inside. So, if someone is waving a machete at you, which has happened to me when I was a nurse, it’s important to make that person feel that you’re in control.
Jo Brand
I’ve keep every comic I’ve bought in my life. I used to be obsessive about boarding and bagging them all.
David Dastmalchian
I love that he’s both comic and tragic, and highly poetic but also just dirty at times. … I love that within the world of Shakespeare’s plays, the whole world is sort of encompassed in a certain way.
Lauren Groff
Whatever I write, no matter how gray or dark the subject matter, it’s still going to be a comic novel.
John Irving
I’ve skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it is my job to make sure the majority of people laugh, and I believe that comedy is the last true form of free speech.
Jeff Dunham
I grew up on monthly comics. My closet is full of monthly comics. I’ve always wanted to do a monthly comic, and while I’ve had a couple of offers, the timing has never worked out. Most superhero comics come into the world as monthly series, so we wanted the same for ‘The Shadow Hero.’
Gene Luen Yang
Kafka is still unrecognized. He thought he was a comic writer.
Leslie Fiedler
Every comic went through their Mitch Hedberg phase – the glasses, the hair in the face – and you knew immediately when they were doing it.
Anthony Jeselnik
I’m shy. I am. I mean, if I get around, you know, in a room of a bunch of people especially I – you know, I don’t know or – it takes me a while to warm up. I’m – and the real me, I’m not as witty as, you know, as the comic Wanda. The comic, she’s had time to work on some things.
Wanda Sykes
The DC Universe has the best villains in fiction, right? I don’t think there’s any group of villains collectively or anywhere else that come close to DC’s. Joker, Cat Woman, Lex Luthor, are all staples. A lot of the comic book icons are fiction icons.
Geoff Johns
That’s the great thing about Comic Con – people are so accepting of one another.
Alan Tudyk
When you're a stand-up comic, you live and die by what

When you’re a stand-up comic, you live and die by what you say on stage. There’s no director or writer or producer who can tell you what to say and not to say. Once in a while, a club owner will ask a comic to work clean, or not say something, but that’s few and far between.
Maz Jobrani
A good comic explores the imagination, but it’s always got to have those notes of truth running through it.
Michael Pena
When a medium like games or comic books whips up such a rapture of enthusiasm, naturally we look for lessons we should be learning.
Dave Morris
I’ve been writing all these books that have been largely autobiographical and yet, really, they don’t tell you anything about me. I just use my life story as a kind of device on which to hang comic observations. It’s not my interest or instinct to tell the world anything pertinent about myself or my family.
Bill Bryson
I’ve got a stack of the ‘Walking Dead’ comic books next to my bed here.
Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Quite often in comic book movies, very good actresses are relegated to being the girlfriend or the helper or the sidekick or something.
Paul Dini
I want to point out to adults that there is a world of good material available to you now in comic form – in this medium – and learn to give it your support because the more you support it, the better the material will be as it comes out.
Will Eisner
I’m a fan of characters wherever they come from. Truth be told, I wasn’t a big comic book fan growing up. Maybe that helps me bring a fresh perspective to things because I’m not trying to match anything that’s been done in the past.
Roger Craig Smith
I used to describe myself as a comic novelist, but my concerns seem to have darkened over the past few years.
Tom Perrotta
My family put a lot of emphasis on homework, so there weren’t too many comic books or video games for me, when I was growing up.
Wentworth Miller
During the day, I was a doctor. At night, you know, I was a comic. And it was really just to let off some steam. It just became my golf, you know, in many ways. Most doctors have golf as a hobby. Mine was doing comedy.
Ken Jeong
When I was very young, I didn’t really write my own material. I just memorized other peoples’ jokes. Established comics, like Stanley Myron Handelman and people like that. And then, for every comic, you develop your own style after a while.
Kevin Nealon
Charles Schultz is a really interesting case. He wrote that comic strip and drew it himself from beginning to end, and it’s a work of genius. It’s very simply drawn, but it has some really deep emotions that you don’t expect in a silly-looking comic strip.
Matt Groening
There are too many good comic book writers out there. I’d rather remain a fanboy.
Simon Kinberg
Back in the day, I used to read ‘Archie,’ but I haven’t been a comic book aficionado.
Danai Gurira
I think on ‘Third Watch’ that I was the comic relief on a lot of that. I mean, I definitely had dark moments, but people tended to think he was funny even if the character himself wasn’t having a fun time.
Jason Wiles
We can put television in its proper light by supposing that Gutenberg’s great invention had been directed at printing only comic books.
Robert M. Hutchins
I met Harrison Ford at Barney’s Beanery. And I met Steve Martin at the bar at the Troubador. He said he wanted to be a stand-up comic. I thought that was the worst idea because he was so square, so Orange County.
Eve Babitz
I like the idea of making big budget films with a heart. I like graphic novels more than comic books.
Matthew Vaughn
Woody Allen’s movies are so much a part of me. I grew up watching them over and over and would read all his comic pieces for the New Yorker. In some ways, his influence is so much there that I can’t even locate it any more.
Noah Baumbach
Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something.
Michael Pollan
I think the films we see, the Hollywood films, which are basically entertainment, will still be there, but they’ll be in a totally different category. People won’t take them seriously. They’ll kind of end up the way comic books have. A side view of things.
D. A. Pennebaker
I was a huge comic book fan. It’s weird because the era of ‘Marvel’ I was into turns out to be very important in the long run, but it’s not the one that anybody romanticizes.
John Darnielle
I like – there’s a better word for it, but I like the danger that a comic brings to a role. It has a feeling, even though everything’s scripted and everything’s planned what you’re going to do. When I see Will Ferrell or Sacha Baron Cohen, there’s a feeling that anything could happen.
Todd Phillips
The first comic I ever read was an ‘X-Men’ themed anti-smoking PSA they gave out in health class when I was about 10.
G. Willow Wilson
I wrote the original Mike Hammer as a comic, Mike Danger.
Mickey Spillane
I never wanted to be road comic.
Bobby Lee
I’m a big believer that if you buy a comic, you ought to own it.
Mark Waid
In high school, I had to hide my comic book side, my nerd side from the civilian world so they wouldn’t categorize me. They would try to marginalize me for what I like. I tried to give it up, believe me. I tried to kick the habit. But there’s too much I liked about it to give it up completely.
Mark Hamill
Neither my mom nor my dad ever bought me any comic books. Certainly not for Christmas. I suspect that doing so would have violated the Parents’ Code.
Michael Dirda
The thing about ‘Batman Begins’ is that he’s a character that people thought they knew a lot about, and yet you’re able to identify the spirit in his life where even in the comic books it’s not explored that much.
David S. Goyer
We're sort of putting a slightly different spin on Stev

We’re sort of putting a slightly different spin on Steve Rogers. He’s a guy that wants to serve his country, but he’s not a flag-waver. We’re reinterpreting, sort of, what the comic book version of Steve Rogers was.
Joe Johnston
My wife, Caroline Spector, and I pitched some comic ideas to various publishers back in the ’80s, but nothing ever came of it.
Warren Spector
Imagine my surprise when, after a lifetime of teaching me to keep personal things to myself, Mom insisted my drawings were the start of a comic strip for millions of people to enjoy.
Cathy Guisewite
George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that’s what I’m trying to do.
Drew Carey
Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic – you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.
Jerry Seinfeld
Imagine my surprise when, after a lifetime of teaching me to keep personal things to myself, Mom insisted my drawings were the start of a comic strip for millions of people to enjoy.
Cathy Guisewite
Ultimately, there’s always been a link between comic books and video games, and comic books and movies, and then basically all three steadily becoming this sort of transmedia.
Troy Duffy
I think of myself as more of a comic person. I don’t know about a comic actor.
David Duchovny
I like good stories above all else… and kickin’ art really goes the final stretch to ensure a comic is good.
Robert Kirkman
Hollywood loves pre-validation. Even if someone has a property that was first published as a comic book that sold only 5,000 copies, for Hollywood, that is a stamp of approval. ‘Oh, it was already published in another medium? Must be good!’ They get assurance from knowing that someone else already took the risk.
David S. Goyer