Top 475 Fool Quotes

Interviewers actively fool themselves, finding ways to learn from interviews even if there’s actually nothing there to learn from.
Cass Sunstein
When I left school I went on trip around the world – I only got as far as Australia, but like a bloody fool I cut it short because of a girl. It’s probably one of my big regrets in life.
Ben Nicholson
A fool’s brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.
George Bernard Shaw
Travel makes a wise man better, and a fool worse.
Thomas Fuller
I know a lot of people think I’m dumb. Well, at least I ain’t no educated fool.
Leon Spinks
I think you can fool people once but you can’t fool the people all the time.
Tan Cheng Bock
He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave.
Andrew Carnegie
The Doobie Brothers’ ‘What a Fool Believes’ makes me want to move. And I still haven’t gotten over the Macarena. Who has?
Blake Shelton
Many thought it was a fool’s errand – that the browser companies were never going to listen to us. Others argued that, ‘Users don’t care if you use Web standards.’ Well, of course they don’t. They just know that your site works better.
Jeffrey Zeldman
Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.
Charlie Chaplin
Remember that the greatest fool in the world may ask mo

Remember that the greatest fool in the world may ask more than the wisest man can answer.
Bryant H. McGill
When you’re arguing with a fool, you’re the fool for even going back and forth.
Justine Skye
I am a romantic fool, no doubt about that.
Alex Turner
I used to worry I’d make a fool of myself, but I don’t care what anyone thinks of me anymore.
Peggy Lipton
I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.
Joan Rivers
I pity the fool who just gives up.
Mr. T
I’m expecting the best John Thompson. I’d be a fool to expect anything less.
Liam Smith
He who cheats others is a knave, but he who cheats himself is a fool.
Karl G. Maeser
No one ever found wisdom without also being a fool. Writers, alas, have to be fools in public, while the rest of the human race can cover its tracks.
Erica Jong
I’m genuinely a big softie, I put this front on, and I’m just a laid-back fool really.
Troy Deeney
Of course, I could try IVF. But having watched my friend TV presenter Clare Nasir go through it, I know how tough the journey is. Emotional fool I may be, but even I can see that’s too selfish a course of action to impose on my family.
Kate Garraway
There are a lot of dope people in the DMV: WillThaRapper, Big Flock, GoldLink, Logic, IDK, Rico Nasty, Goonew and Q Da Fool. Seeing them get national attention motivated me to do my thing.
Cordae
You can fool a lot of yourself but you can’t fool the soul.
Mary Oliver
It’s rather nice to think that a song such as ‘What Kind of Fool Am I?’ is a standard that will be around for many, many years.
Anthony Newley
Destiny: A tyrant’s authority for crime and a fool’s excuse for failure.
Ambrose Bierce
That fame monster’s a fool, man. It really is.
Gucci Mane
I think we fool ourselves and really negate a great deal of history if we think that the oral history of poetry is shorter than the written history of poetry. It’s not true. Poetry has a longer oral tradition than it does written.
Saul Williams
A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he is talking about.
Miguel de Unamuno
A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
H. L. Mencken
I was watching TV, and there was a girl acting a fool. And I was like, ‘I could do that.’
GloZell
Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.
Sholom Aleichem
One fool at least in every married couple.
Henry Fielding
Don’t let expertise fool you into seeing false boundaries or underestimating those with wild dreams.
Naveen Jain
The bitterest creature under heaven is the wife who discovers that her husband’s bravery is only bravado, that his strength is only a uniform, that his power is but a gun in the hands of a fool.
Pearl S. Buck
Any actor who judges his character is a fool – for every role you play you’ve got to absorb that character’s motives and justifications.
Alan Rickman
If I make a fool of myself, who cares? I’m not frightened by anyone’s perception of me.
Angelina Jolie
Yes, I know that you feel you are not strong enough. That’s what the enemy thinks too. But we’re gonna fool them.
Knute Rockne
You can’t fool television viewers with dancing girls and flashing lights.
Bob Barker
Only a fool pokes a mama bear, but that’s Merrick Garland for you. The attorney general thought to be such a moderate that 20 Republicans confirmed his nomination turns out to be a radical ideologue hellbent on targeting President Biden’s political foes.
Miranda Devine
Dai Vernon, the greatest sleight of hand figure in the history of the art, rarely performed. But he invented magic and had an enormous influence on the whole range of sleight of hand. And so often, the magic he was doing was to fool other magicians.
Ricky Jay
The man who has everything figured out is probably a fool.
Jerome Lawrence
I would be a fool to say I enjoyed being in borstal, bu

I would be a fool to say I enjoyed being in borstal, but when I was there I had a great time.
Keith Allen
Regret’s kind of like a fool’s game.
Willam Belli
I like the idea of being caught between things, always being a bit of an outsider, having an outside eye on things – almost like a Shakespearean fool.
Riz Ahmed
Leadership can’t be fabricated. If it is fabricated and rehearsed, you can’t fool the guys in the locker room. So when you talk about leadership, it comes with performance. Leadership comes with consistency.
Junior Seau
Being flirty is a way of letting a guy know you’re interested without making a fool out of yourself.
Carmen Electra
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
Laurence J. Peter
I’m not a fool with my money. I’ve known what it’s like to be poor and I don’t splash it around stupidly.
Chris de Burgh
In talking about the impact of ideas in one field on ideas in another field, one is always apt to make a fool of oneself.
Richard P. Feynman
A fool often fails because he thinks what is difficult is easy.
John Churton Collins
I am not a fool. I know where I stand in terms of box office returns.
Vivek Oberoi
I had always told my people, ‘If you set me up to get ‘Punk’d,’ I ain’t never speaking to you again, because you aren’t going to have me looking like no fool on TV.’
Paul Wall
I don’t look like a desert person because I stay indoors most of the day and fool around at night. That’s what the desert animals do – they don’t have a tan either.
Captain Beefheart
The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.
John Ciardi
You can fool the people once, twice, but you can’t fool them all the time. You should tell them honestly what you can do for them.
Piyush Goyal
When you’re around some of the greatest minds in boxing, and you don’t take something from it, you’re a fool. I would just sit and listen to Don King talk all day, and everyone would be like, ‘He talks too much.’ I would tell them, ‘No, there’s wisdom in these conversations.’
Eric B.
It’s very easy to fool yourself that you’re working, you know, when you’re really not working very hard. I mean, I’m very lazy. So for me, I would always have an excuse, you know, to go – quit early, go to a museum, you know. So I do everything I can to make myself remember this is a job. I keep a schedule.
Robert Caro
You need talent, dedication, skills, perseverance and so many other things to become successful. If you think you are very talented but someone needs to unveil your talent, then you are living in a fool’s paradise. You have to prove yourself every day.
Rituparna Sengupta
The owner of a company with supertight margins – say, a restaurant, retailer, or producer of commodity goods – would be a fool not to keep a close eye on the numbers. But when I make big decisions, numbers are seldom, if ever, the tiebreaker.
Jason Fried
It is not fit that every man should travel; it makes a wise man better, and a fool worse.
William Hazlitt
In fact, to gull a fool seems to me an exploit worthy of a witty man.
Giacomo Casanova
I guess if you’re stupid enough to join the army without thinking about getting shot at, then you really are a fool.
James Blunt
I was always a show-off – as a kid I was never afraid to make a fool of myself, and I guess that’s still true.
Ann Robinson
I wonder whether if I had an education I should have been more or less a fool that I am.
Alice James
I’d be making a fool of myself if I thought I was a rapper.
Jay Sean
I think the only way to get attention is to act like a complete ignorant fool.
Chanel West Coast
Anybody who can drive and doesn’t come out of it a rich man is a fool.
Mario Andretti
As for despair, it comes about when I have been a fool and hate myself and despair of my personality. I am prone to gloom, but not depression as such.
Alain de Botton
The serpent, the king, the tiger, the stinging wasp, the small child, the dog owned by other people, and the fool: these seven ought not to be awakened from sleep.
Chanakya
To speak and to speak well, are two things. A fool may talk, but a wise man speaks.
Ben Jonson
Commend a fool for his wit, or a rogue for his honesty and he will receive you into his favor.
Henry Fielding
The loser, the fool, is embraced in England because there is a recognition of silliness there that allows a person to keep his ambitions and desires at a certain distance. Just being in the race is enough.
Roger Rees
It has been said that there is no fool like an old fool

It has been said that there is no fool like an old fool, except a young fool. But the young fool has first to grow up to be an old fool to realize what a damn fool he was when he was a young fool.
Harold MacMillan
Every day should be a good day. People fool themselves that they’ll be here forever.
Stephen A. Schwarzman
The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the people all of the time.
Franklin Pierce Adams