Top 475 Fool Quotes

These poems, with all their crudities, doubts, and confusions, are written for the love of Man and in praise of God, and I’d be a damn’ fool if they weren’t.
Dylan Thomas
Diets are a fool’s errand.
Evangeline Lilly
The party lines don’t change, that’s what makes them a party and you’d be a fool to think that just because there’s a black man in there it’s not gonna change the real foundation of the system. Especially when you look at his largest contributor to his campaign, AIG, one of the culprits in the economic meltdown itself.
Lupe Fiasco
Any fool can wash himself, but every wise man knows that it is an unnecessary labour, for nature will quickly reduce him to a natural and healthy dirtiness again.
James Stephens
I try to be unafraid of making a fool of myself.
Malcolm Gladwell
I don’t want to try to fool people into thinking that I’m something that I’m not.
Sterling K. Brown
Any fool can destroy trees. They cannot run away; and if they could, they would still be destroyed – chased and hunted down as long as fun or a dollar could be got out of their bark hides, branching horns, or magnificent bole backbones.
John Muir
For a long time, I thought that I was an enlightened parent by virtue of being an enlightened person. What a fool.
Rumaan Alam
If I put a value on my music, and no one’s prepared to pay that, then more fool me, but the idea that the value is created by the consumer is an idiot plan; it can’t work.
Robert Smith
I don’t care about making a fool of myself on stage anymore. I don’t care what people think.
Vicki Lawrence
A fool bolts pleasure, then complains of moral indigestion.
Minna Antrim
A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn’t afterward.
Frank Lloyd Wright
A fine quotation is a diamond in the hand of a man of wit and a pebble in the hand of a fool.
Joseph Roux
Perhaps the most pernicious strain of contemporary criticism says one thing before it says anything else, says it to whatever historical event or cultural happenstance is supposedly at issue: ‘You can’t fool me.’
Greil Marcus
I look back at the first Groves fight, and it was all so bad, so wrong. Everyone was telling me it was going to be easy, the bookies, everyone. Like an unprofessional fool, like an idiot, I listened to them. I didn’t give myself the best possible chance.
Carl Froch
A show like the ‘Only Fool and Horses’ Christmas special got 24 million viewers, so practically everyone in the country was watching. But of course it’s a different world now, with so many channels. And those kind of figures are really difficult to achieve.
David Jason
No Jew was ever fool enough to turn Christian unless he was a clever man.
Israel Zangwill
Self-pity comes so naturally to all of us. The most solid happiness can be shaken by the compassion of a fool.
Andre Maurois
The man who has never made a fool of himself in love will never be wise in love.
Theodor Reik
I didn’t fool myself into thinking I was world class just because I’d beaten James DeGale.
George Groves
Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he’s in love with her.
Agatha Christie
More people, especially young people, are realising that if they want change, they’ve got to go about it themselves – they can’t depend on a particular person, i.e. me, to do all the work. They are less easy to fool than they used to be, they now know what’s going on all over the world.
Aung San Suu Kyi
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose.
Jim Elliot
I do read all my work aloud as I’m working – this has made it a little hard to adjust to my husband’s retirement. I can shout the shouty parts if I’m alone in the house, but of course, I feel a fool if someone is there to hear me.
Karen Joy Fowler
If I could eat only one thing for the rest of my life, it would be rhubarb fool, which I make with ginger and a hint of elderflower cordial.
Sebastian Faulks
A fool is a man who never tried an experiment in his life.
Erasmus Darwin
I think I always resented the fact that people thought I was trying to entertain them with my multifaceted, chameleonlike character changes. Although I liked doing that, I wasn’t out to fool people and say ‘Guess which one is me.’
Cindy Sherman
My man has to be more intelligent than I am, which is difficult to find. He should definitely be more successful than me, which is not so difficult to find. I’d be a fool to expect a better looking man than me, which is impossible to find.
Kangana Ran
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To succeed in the world, it is much more necessary to p

To succeed in the world, it is much more necessary to possess the penetration to discern who is a fool, than to discover who is a clever man.
Charles Maurice de Talleyrand
If your character is just out there acting a fool, viewers are gonna say, ‘Why am I watching this?’ But if he’s whispering, ‘I don’t really want to die,’ there’s a level of vulnerability cemented in these bad characters.
Omari Hardwick
The fool wonders, the wise man asks.
Benjamin Disraeli
I love to make soups. My father used to say, ‘There’s nothing like a nice bowl of soup.’ One of my favorites is… ready? Broccolini, white bean and hot Italian sausage soup. I’ve used escarole. Escarole in beans is unbelievable, or you can use bok choy, any kind. You can really fool around. That’s one of my good ones.
Tony Danza
One thing I don’t personally like is not having that privacy I used to have. Being able to do whatever I wanted to do without people recognizing me. That makes me watch what I’m doing more carefully. I’m not going to be acting no fool.
Marvin Sapp
Emotions can certainly be misleading: they can fool you into believing stuff that is definitely, demonstrably untrue.
Francis Spufford
Fortunately I didn’t get educated because if I’d got educated I’d be an educated fool now.
David Bailey
It is not true that Trump is nobody’s fool. He is the GOP’s.
Richard Cohen
I’ve never been a disciple of any school. I’ve lived too long. I’ve seen all the schools, I’ve seen people say, I’m sorry, Althusser was wrong after all. You can only do that about three times in your life; after that, you begin to feel like a fool!
Stuart Hall
Music is the one part of the entertainment business where you can’t fool anybody into buying a record.
Nile Rodgers
There is only a finger’s difference between a wise man and a fool.
Diogenes
I’m reasonably easygoing. Messing up my lines or making a fool of myself is where you find my fears. Like a lot of English people, I’m prey to embarrassment – the dread that everyone’s sort of sniggering at you, that you’re going to look like an idiot. I think that sort of halts us all.
Hugh Laurie
By 2003, every fool was getting into real estate. The checkout girl at my local supermarket handed me her newly printed real estate agent business card.
Robert Kiyosaki
Some people have heard of The Method, which originally goes back to Stanislavski… he gave you six major pointers whereby you became that character and tried to fool your mind psychologically. That’s it in a nutshell. Daniel Day Lewis is an example of somebody like that who stays in character between takes.
David Wenham
Fool! Don’t you see now that I could have poisoned you a hundred times had I been able to live without you.
Cleopatra
A fool must now and then be right, by chance.
William Cowper
I am not a fool. I keep on hearing and seeing the way people misbehave with their coaches and seniors.
Wasim Akram
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain – and most fools do.
Dale Carnegie
When the second record came out, they started calling it The Band. I voted to call it The Crackers. I’m no fool.
Levon Helm
Any man is liable to err, only a fool persists in error.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
The red carpet is a beautiful situation for people. I think everybody appreciates it and loves it and honors it. Nobody really acts a fool because they know this is a one-time thing.
Snoop Dogg
I have memories – but only a fool stores his past in the future.
David Gerrold
I am trying to do two things: dare to be a radical and not a fool, which is a matter of no small difficulty.
James A. Garfield
Indeed, I was so afraid to dishonour my friends and family by my indiscreet actions, that I rather chose to be accounted a fool, than to be thought rude or wanton.
Margaret Cavendish
To be a man’s own fool is bad enough, but the vain man is everybody’s.
William Penn
Self-censorship is a lie to yourself; if you are going to be trying to seriously create art, to create literary art, and you decide to hold back, to censor yourself, then you are a fool to yourself and it would be better that you kept your mouth shut and did not speak.
Salman Rushdie
I’m game to make a fool of myself.
Carmella
I am firm. You are obstinate. He is a pig-headed fool.
Katharine Whitehorn
To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution.
Marcus Aurelius
A rich man without charity is a rogue; and perhaps it would be no difficult matter to prove that he is also a fool.
Henry Fielding
I mean, I think that – as an actress, in particular, I’m basically a fool, and I see the world upside down.
Anna Deavere Smith
A fool is wise in his eyes.

A fool is wise in his eyes.
King Solomon
Don’t let the Disney princess hair fool you.
Raha Moharrak
Don’t let that ‘mom’ word fool y’all… Her being my biggest critic was the best thing for me, actually.
Zion Williamson
I never met Colleen McCullough; if I had, I probably would have cried and made a fool of myself.
Sarah MacLean
Am I a fool? I don’t think I’m a fool. But I think I sure was fooled.
Kenneth Lay
The truth is, I’ve never fooled anyone. I’ve let men sometimes fool themselves.
Marilyn Monroe
Any fool can make enough money to survive. It’s another thing to keep yourself consistently entertained. It’s a lot of work, and a lot of fun, to make a life.
Robert Fulghum
If you can fool every single member of the audience into thinking you’re confident and you deserve to be there, everyone will jump on your side.
Jack Garratt
When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool’s sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it.
Alan Alda
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
James Thurber