Top 485 Married Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Married Quotes from famous people such as Henry Rollins, Tamera Mowry, Blake Shelton, Nick Lachey, Rita Rudner, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

I just get things done instead of talking about getting

I just get things done instead of talking about getting them done. I don’t go out and party. I don’t smoke, drink or do drugs and I’m not married, that leaves a lot of time for my work.
Henry Rollins
A lot of the time when people get married in the infatuation, it will go down. That is inevitable. The infatuation stage will not last forever.
Tamera Mowry
I think you have to be willing to take a bullet for somebody if you’re going to stand up there, take your vows, and be married to them for the rest of your life.
Blake Shelton
I always feel stupid giving advice since I’ve been married, what, a year? I can say this: Be in it for the long haul and just know there are going to be rough patches. No two people are the same, there are going to be areas where you just don’t click.
Nick Lachey
We’re planning on being married for a long, long time.
Nick Lachey
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to.
Rita Rudner
Most of my friends from college became dental hygienists or went into retail, a lot went into sales. They all started getting married and having kids and buying homes and I was still living like a college student.
Patricia Heaton
I’ve always said I’m going to get married only once.
Joe Namath
Myself, Marion Jones and Michael Johnson all got married on the same day because it was the only point on the athletics’ schedule we could fit in. October 3, 1998.
Ato Boldon
Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
Barry Humphries
It’s hard for anybody who’s been with me not to feel starved for affection when I’m making love to my ideas. Maybe it’s not meant for me to settle down and be married.
Jim Carrey
Many people in their teens wonder about these big questions – what’s the meaning of life, what are we doing here – then somewhere in their 20s, they seem to say, ‘I’ll just get married. I’ll just have kids. I’ll get back to that later.’ But they never do. For me, it kept boiling.
Yuval Noah Harari
When I first got married to my husband, he had boxes full of photos of my two stepsons, ages 5 and 8 at the time, and I put them together in some little albums and wrote notes about how happy I was that they were a part of my life.
Nancy O’Dell
I was once married to a woman who could eat anything and tell you what was in it: the most complicated recipes. Her memory of taste – now that’s what I call memory!
Morton Feldman
Washington is a city of important men and the women they married before they grew up.
Nora Ephron
I want to get married before I’m 30. And I’d like to win an Oscar before then.
Lindsay Lohan
Just want to set the record straight. I’m single and I’m not going to get married!
Nicole Polizzi
When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York.
Joe Namath
I was very young when I saw ‘Gone With the Wind,’ but I fell in love with Clark Gable. And when I got to work with him, I couldn’t believe it. I still had a crush on him. He was quite an old man by then; he must have seen that I was head over heels, even though I was married.
Carroll Baker
I’m married, you know. I love my husband and I have a child.
Tina Fey
As an American married to an Englishman and living in France, I’ve spent much of my adult life trying to decode the rules of conversation in three countries. Paradoxically, these rules are almost always unspoken.
Pamela Druckerman
I’m married now, so I have a life. I had to get a life. That’s one thing I really had to do, you know. You do that kind of work on television series after television series and you don’t have a life. So, that’s part of what I did while I was gone, I got a life.
Kate Jackson
I would like to say how much I resent people who say of the Islamic Republic that this is our culture – as if women like to be stoned to death, or as if they like to be married at the age of nine.
Azar Nafisi
I’m looking forward to it. I’d like to be married.
Chad Michael Murray
I’ve been perfectly happily married for 25 years, and have a nice life. Inane things don’t interest me.
Geezer Butler
I think marriage is a cultural thing – it’s my opinion that nature doesn’t tell someone to get married.
Abhay Deol
It’s just as hard… staying happily married as it is doing movies.
Tom Hanks
I think women still want to be married. But I don’t think they’ll do anything to get married anymore.
Cynthia Nixon
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
Earl Wilson
I married him because he told me it was the only way he could protect me. If we were just manager and client, my family could do whatever they wanted to get me back, but if I was his wife, they couldn’t.
LaToya Jackson
Everyone knows me and my wife’s story. We didn’t have sex until we got married.
Shaun Alexander
My mom said, 'Don't get married. You're too young. Go o

My mom said, ‘Don’t get married. You’re too young. Go out there and experience what life has to offer.’ And I did.
Emmitt Smith
If you ask a filmmaker to analyse his own film, it would take three or four years to do that, honestly. Because when you make a film, you have to be convinced about it. You are married to that film for a year.
Mani Ratnam
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?
Barbra Streisand
I kind of had my life planned out for me. I’d be married at some point, have, you know, 1.5 children, and be a principal possibly one day. But I think that that was kind of my problem. I allowed myself to plan out my life and didn’t let provident direction guide my life.
Clay Aiken
I’ve actually become much, much dumber through being married and having these children. I find that I’m not half as sharp that I once was. I can’t even help them with their 4th and 5th grade vocabulary and math work at this point.
Patrick Warburton
My grandfather was an American Communist, and he married my grandmother, who was a Russian Communist. During the 1950s, the McCarthy era, my family was viciously persecuted.
Bill Browder
Nazare is a special place for me; we got married right there, at the lighthouse. The seafood and wine are amazing. Best of all, there are no sharks: they are much more scary than a big wave.
Garrett McNamara
I’ve been married three times, really I should only have been married once.
Sinead O’Connor
And since I just turned 32, I’m thinking about getting married, having a family, and that’s very difficult to do on the road as a correspondent.
Linda Vester
I would probably have more in common with a whale than with a bourgeois married couple employed at worthy institutions that I would wipe from the face of the earth if it was given to me to do so.
Che Guevara
I just put on what the lady says. I’ve been married three times, so I’ve had lots of supervision.
Upton Sinclair
What most did not understand then was that I was not only married to the man I loved, but I was also married to the movement that I loved.
Coretta Scott King
After I got married, the first child born to us was mentally handicapped.
Kenzaburo Oe
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
Chris Rock
I was very strongly influenced by women’s magazines and I really believed tha a woman could not be married and raise a family and have a successful career all at the same time.
Helen Reddy
When I was a young kid, girls were taught that their role in life was to get married and have children. It was the 1950s. Those were the rules.
Lois Frankel
I’ve been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.
Lee Grant
In the winter I separate, in the summer I marry. It’s been 15 years since I’ve been getting married every year.
Vanessa Paradis
I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married.
Elizabeth I
I’m throwing myself back in because I like being married. I don’t want to end this whole fabulous journey alone. I want someone by my side who I love and who loves me. I’ve finally found somebody who’s up to the task of being my wife, because I’m very high maintenance.
Neil Diamond
I was the girl who nobody thought would ever get married. I was going to be a fashion nun the rest of my life. There are generations of them, those fashion nuns, living, eating, breathing clothes.
Vera Wang
Married love between man and woman is bigger than oaths guarded by right of nature.
Aeschylus
I’m not married, nor do I want to be. I’m the loving kind but not the marrying kind, though I am romantic.
Aunjanue Ellis
In my thirties I found myself, to use a colloquial fiction, in a suburban house at the foothills of the Dublin mountains. Married and with two little daughters, I led a life which would have been recognizable to any woman who had led it and to many others who had not.
Eavan Boland
I just want to go to university and have fun – I want to be an ordinary student. I’m only going to university. It’s not like I’m getting married – though that’s what it feels like sometimes.
Prince William
What I tell young couples that are getting married is: you’re going to have quarrels, and on some things, you’re just going to have to agree to disagree. And when you go to bed at night, kiss each other and tell each other that you love each other. Don’t go to bed mad. Life is too short. Keep it simple.
Si Robertson
I often refer to myself as a gay man and all my friends are gay and I would like nothing more than for them to be able to be married.
Tori Spelling
If I did not have my wife, I wouldn’t be married, I wouldn’t have the life that I have and I wouldn’t have my wonderful baby boy who’s not a baby anymore – he’s going to be eight-years-old.
Brian Littrell
Being married to a wrestler has its unique challenges, being a wrestler married to a wrestler is next level.
Beth Phoenix