Top 485 Married Quotes

I found the right man, got married, and just had to keep not reinventing myself, just deciding that it doesn’t matter what you are if you are a good person.
Lisa Kudrow
Strange, to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition, every man and wife gazing and smiling at them.
Samuel Pepys
You know what men are like when they want to get married, they want to get married.
Lady Colin Campbell
I was hit for the first time before I was married.
Robin Givens
Next to being married, a girl likes to be crossed in love a little now and then.
Jane Austen
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.
Barbara Bush
‘Married with Children,’ we were good until the fifth or sixth season, and then we limped into the 11th season.
Ed O’Neill
I guarantee whenever I get married or have a baby, everyone is going to want to know my kid’s name and I’m not going to say it for ages. That’s just the way I want to do it. It’ll come out but it won’t have come from me.
Kristen Stewart
I’m a married man and I’ve got two children, and you have to do sacrifices.
Glenn Tipton
I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
Ron White
I don't think anybody should get married before they're

I don’t think anybody should get married before they’re 30. You’re too young to really know yourself.
Jeremy London
All I wanted was to be married, loved and to spend my life with somebody who cared for me and have lots and lots of children.
Rekha
My biggest fear is death because I don’t think I’m going anywhere. And since I don’t think that, and I don’t have a belief… I’m married to someone who has the belief, so she knows she’s going somewhere.
Larry King
The idea for ‘Conversations with Friends’ – two college students who befriend a married couple – struck me at first as a concept for a short story. I started to write it under the title ‘Melissa,’ and eventually, it got too long.
Sally Rooney
A married woman has the same right to control her own body as does an unmarried woman.
Sol Wachtler
I would be married, but I’d have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
Charles Bukowski
I missed my youth because I was dancing, I didn’t do all the crazy stuff. I didn’t have boyfriends or anything – the first man I met I married!
Motsi Mabuse
Half a psychiatrist’s patients see him because they are married – the other half because they’re not.
Arnold H. Glasow
But our waking life, and our growing years, were for the most part spent in the kitchen, and until we married, or ran away, it was the common room we shared.
Laurie Lee
You must remember that anyone under 30 – especially a ballplayer – is an adolescent. I never got close to being an adult until I was 32. Even though I was married and had a son at 20, I was a kid at 32, living at home with my parents. Sure, I was a manager then. That doesn’t mean you’re grown up.
Earl Weaver
I married my best friend that happens to be a girl.
Kevin Gates
It’s really corny to say, but if you are happily married and have good kids, that is about 98 per cent of what you should be seeking to achieve.
Malcolm Turnbull
One fool at least in every married couple.
Henry Fielding
I never thought Cathy would get married in the comic strip. And I also thought I would never get married.
Cathy Guisewite
Mum worked for a London dressmaker before she married. When she was forced to give up work after her marriage, she carried on dressmaking for people at home.
Vera Lynn
A really good detective never gets married.
Raymond Chandler
I feel that if you really want an Oscar, you’re in trouble. It’s like wanting to be married – you’ll take anybody. If you want the Oscar really badly, it becomes a naked desire and ambition. It becomes very unattractive.
Bill Murray
I heard we’ll get you a pass because we know you’re married to a black woman. You’re married to a sister so we’ll give you that pass but also, those who know me but also if they look at the body of work, it is the bigger picture.
Blair Underwood
You don’t have to be married to have a good friend as your partner for life.
Greta Garbo
I was so cold the other day, I almost got married.
Shelley Winters
I am happily married to a wonderful man. He is not in the business.
Erin Moran
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you’re married you have to cut through that.
Dan Castellaneta
I’m a nice, happily married wife and mom and I live in Connecticut.
Christine Baranski
During the first 10 years of my life, while my parents were married, I enjoyed a privileged upbringing. After their divorce, my life was difficult.
Bianca Jagger
It was so cold I almost got married.
Shelley Winters
I do not think that marriage is one of my talents. I’ve been much happier unmarried than married.
Doris Lessing
What do you think will happen in a forced marriage? With an uneducated man, an animal. What would I say, that I am already married? Why would I say it? I never accepted him as my husband in my heart or mind. How I spent a year and a half with him, only I know. And I only did it because of the child.
Qandeel Baloch
I feel I’ve done everything late in life. Got married late, and I didn’t do my first movie until I was 31. But in this crazy business, you never know what’s going to happen. Maybe after 20 years of making movies I’ll become an overnight sensation.
Ray Liotta
What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married.
Alain de Botton
When we had been married five years, we had six children. What, in God’s name, was wrong with me?
Phil Donahue
I married him for a green card. We had a really great,

I married him for a green card. We had a really great, caring relationship; it just obviously wasn’t right for me.
Portia de Rossi
I was an unplanned pregnancy between two teenagers in Reading, Pennsylvania, and they ended up getting married. They started out struggling.
John Fetterman
Until I got married, when I used to go out, my mother said good bye to me as though I was emigrating.
Thora Hird
I was named after my Jewish grandfather who left Poland early in the 20th century. What I knew from an early age was that he had lived most of his life in England, his Jewish wife had died, and he married a non-Jewish woman who was my grandmother.
Morris Gleitzman
My cooking attracted celebrities. I met Sylvester Stallone. He squeezed my bicep and said: ‘I don’t usually eat your kind of food, but for you, I ate it.’ I haven’t got a clue what he’d eaten but he asked me to cook for his wedding feast when he married Jennifer Flavin at Blenheim Palace.
Marco Pierre White
The greatest good fortune of my return to Cambridge in 1946 was that there, in the spring, I met Elizabeth Fay Ringo. We were married a few months later.
James Tobin
I may or may not get married but I will settle down in a live-in.
Abhay Deol
In Psycho IV, the time is five years after III, and Norman is out of the hospital. He’s a married man, and he’s finally learned how to love somebody and have natural sex without killing his lover.
Joseph Stefano
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
Lord Byron
We’ve both been married before and our previous experiences made us fearful of commitment.
Willie Aames
I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.
Elayne Boosler
My mum wants me to get married – and have children, of course. She’s met Gaga; we’ve been dating a while. We’re in a committed relationship, and I’m really happy in my relationship. I’m a very lucky guy. As far as having more of a domestic life and settling down into my relationship, we have to see what happens.
Taylor Kinney
I went to Brooklyn College and met this beautiful Jewish girl named Merle, with dark hair, exotic looking and brilliant. So we got married and had three children.
Dominic Chianese
My mother’s been married many, many times and grew up believing in love like that. It’s remarkable.
Sherilyn Fenn
I was married when I wasn’t quite 14 and had four babies by the time I was 18.
Loretta Lynn
I’m not married and I don’t think that’s going to work out for me. I’m not even bitter, I’m just exhausted.
Mary Lynn Rajskub
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I am not married anymore. I hate marriage… but it’s okay now.
Eric-Emmanuel Schmitt
You don’t stay married for thirty-nine years because of sex or even because of love, but because your partner is a real friend to you, because they respect and regard you.
Olympia Dukakis
I married someone I didn’t love. I was too polite to say no.
Lisa Jewell
I wasn’t looking for another marriage. I had been married before. He is a nice man – a geologist, an Ernest Hemingway type. But Paul and I married because of convention.
Linda McCartney
When I got married in Bucharest, there were 10,000 people on the street. People didn’t go to work that day. It was emotional to see how people care about you. I didn’t expect that.
Nadia Comaneci
I consider myself spiritual and I’m married to a man who is both an atheist and a humanist, and my kids have been raised with the traditions of different religions, but they do not go to church or temple. My feeling is that everyone should be able to believe what they want or need to believe.
Jodi Picoult
When people are in love, I don’t see anything wrong with it in the world. If they choose to live their lives and get married, why should we interfere? A lot of people don’t agree with me, but that’s how I feel.
LaToya Jackson
They got married, they got divorced, and half their money goes out the window.
Suze Orman
I don’t believe in falling in love today, getting married and if it doesn’t work, you go your own way. It’s not about that for me.
Shamita Shetty
Look, I know he’s been married three times before. I accept it, but I don’t want it driving up the driveway.
Meg Tilly
A lot of girls annoy me who go to university – one girl told me she was going to Oxford because it was something to do between leaving school and getting married. And I’ve got to pay for that being an income tax payer.
Jeffrey Bernard