Top 490 Television Quotes

If I turn on the television, am I to believe that that is America? I’m sorry, I don’t believe that’s America.
Karen Black
There have been at least three other cases in which federal agencies have succeeded in placing fake news reports on television during the Bush presidency. It was a really good tour. It seemed maybe about a week too long.
Frank Rich
In my opinion, animation will continue to thrive as long as there are children, parents, television, movies and the need to laugh.
William Hanna
I know television. I’ve done it for a while, and I know that most of the time, you don’t get second chances.
Michelle Visage
We don’t perceive a contradiction between writing books, making films or producing a television program. These days you can’t choose how you want to express yourself anymore.
Alexander Kluge
Washington is the only city in the world where you can go to a black-tie dinner and there at the foot of the table is a television set up to catch a press conference.
Hugh Newell Jacobsen
Arguably, the first five years of ‘Saturday Night Live’ were some of the most radical things ever seen on television. When NBC said, ‘Okay, you can do a show from 11:30 to 1 on Saturday night,’ they didn’t think anyone would watch. It was like giving a piece of the candy store to the kids.
Richard Belzer
As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.
Colin Mochrie
The television industry doesn’t like to see the compexity of the world. It prefers simple reporting, with simple ideas: this is white, that’s black; this is good, that’s bad.
Krzysztof Kieslowski
Film is a very tight little box. If you don’t fit in that box, you’re gone. Television, there’s more room to move around.
George Lucas
Live theater to me is much more free than the movies or television.
Eartha Kitt
My first TV experience, it was so bad. I just didn’t feel a creative atmosphere. I felt like we were just pawns to deliver lines. Everyone was telling me that’s just television. I said, ‘OK, I’m going to stay far away from television!
Rosie Perez
The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.
Dave Barry
If you really think about it, when watching television, you have product placement all the time.
Jay Chiat
I think the cartoons that they’re children are watching, particularly ‘The Simpsons,’ they’re OK. I think that the adult audience is making much too much of the danger that they imply. That’s not the case. The danger for children today, honey, is the news. Keep them away from news on television.
Jerry Lewis
The fact that my mother was on television every week while I was young was occasionally awkward, and often frustrating.
Sophie Ellis-Bextor
For me, my 20s were all about reaching for the brass ring of work in theater, television, and film, surviving in between by waiting tables, painting houses, serving coffee, and temping.
Kate Walsh
I’d been invited to deliver the commencement address to the Class of 2017 at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. Speaking live on television is one thing… speaking to 30,000 people in a football stadium is another.
Brooke Baldwin
In day-to-day commerce, television is not so much interested in the business of communications as in the business of delivering audiences to advertisers. People are the merchandise, not the shows. The shows are merely the bait.
Les Brown
Mr. Trump is primarily a television personality. As such, he is judged by that standard. This means that a scandal does not call forth a response; it calls forth the desire for a bigger scandal.
Timothy D. Snyder
Award functions are a big sham. It’s a money-making television programme.
Kay Kay Menon
On average, Australians watch more than three hours of television a day, compared with 12 minutes a day spent by the average couple talking to each other.
Hugh Mackay
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn’t danced in television.
Erma Bombeck
Much of the messy advertising you see on television today is the product of committees. Committees can criticize advertisements, but they should never be allowed to create them.
David Ogilvy
I've never seen most of the fashion reality shows. The

I’ve never seen most of the fashion reality shows. The only one I’ve seen is ‘Project Runway,’ which is great, but I don’t watch television.
Kelly Wearstler
Television is becoming a collage – there are so many channels that you move through them making a collage yourself. In that sense, everyone sees something a bit different.
David Hockney
I’ll tell you what I really enjoy. We all go to the movies, we all watch television, we know what they’re about, how they work. When the main character is a cop or a spy, it’s very exciting, but I also very much enjoy when the main characters are nobodies – a trucker.
Nathan Fillion
When I do an interview, when I appear on camera, I want to be the same person as the one you meet personally and say, ‘He is really the same person I saw on television.’
Kaka
I don’t regard television as the outside world. I regard it as an artefact.
Peter Higgs
‘Shogun’ was a mini-series, so even though it went on television, we filmed it like a movie.
John Rhys-Davies
What’s really important in life? Sitting on a beach? Looking at television eight hours a day? I think we have to appreciate that we’re alive for only a limited period of time, and we’ll spend most of our lives working.
Victor Kiam
There was a little afternoon show that was called Afternoon. Back in those days in television, most local stations had a midday show for housewives that had a series of things. It was like a variety show for midday.
Jim Henson
I built a very methodical television show around my business. I learned how to use television as a platform to advertise products. I created a platform showcasing the stuff that I build. It’s taking the integration model to another level.
Rob Dyrdek
I was a pretentious child. I grew up without a television. I read a lot of books and I loved Shakespeare. Still do.
Emily Watson
Just as movies, radio, and television evolved into new forms over time, the ebook will also become something more than just a way to read books. It will become its own specific and unique way of creating and sharing experience.
David Gerrold
The great thing about being a broadcaster is you have this incredible responsibility to the people that make it all happen, the people that turn on the television set.
Bill Walton
The success of ‘The Simpsons’ really opened doors. It showed that if you were working in animation you didn’t necessarily have to be working in kids’ television.
Seth MacFarlane
Trying to be a sort of intellectual in the public arena is very irritating to people. They think, ‘Why is this bugger on television?’
Alain de Botton
Television’s so quick, and there’s so many other fun elements to it, but you don’t get such good scripts and the time to really make much more three dimensional characters.
Lydia Leonard
That is the thing I’m most grateful for in this industry to be able to spin in those different mediums, with television, film and the stage – at this stage of the game.
Blair Underwood
Televison is time bound. Whereas a movie has time. You can’t write a script for television and keep it for one year.
Siddharth Shukla
You could write your fingers off for 25 years… and never get the kind of hearing you could get from shooting off your mouth on television for a half hour every week.
Jack Germond
This programme would only really make sense and work properly if it was also broadcast on France’s international television channel TV5. So I ended up with a double production, on France 2 and TV5.
Bernard Pivot
Pro wrestling has always been ingrained into American culture. It was one of the first things that was ever on television, so everybody watched it. Countless people tell me, ‘I got into wrestling because my grandfather watched it.’ It was always there.
CM Punk
I was at a luncheon; and some cameras were trained on us. I don’t know whether they were for television or not. You know how little I know about cameras.
June Allyson
Louisiana has a storied history in filmmaking, with one of the world’s most diverse settings for cinematic and television productions.
John Bel Edwards
At the moment I’m enjoying a new challenge at the Royal Opera House, but I’m also keen to pursue my interest in television and particularly in science.
Deborah Bull
I’d like to see the Olympics live. I’ve only watched it on television.
Shania Twain
I’m quite shy. Television presents an amplified version of yourself. When I’m on camera I’m pumping more adrenaline, I’m being a bit more engaging than I am in everyday conversation, but that’s normal, isn’t it? Otherwise nobody would want to watch.
Kevin McCloud
Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible. Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
Ron White
I said the screen will kill the reader, and it has: the movie screen in the beginning, the television screen, and now the coup de grace, the computer screen.
Philip Roth
My favorite TV couple is Edith and Archie Bunker. Because they were such individuals that I can’t imagine anyone else playing them. And I think that Archie was one of the greatest characters ever on television. Even with his flaws, you loved him.
Michael Jai White
Well, I’ve been a professional racer for nine years. And if I could get it to pay me as much as acting, I’d give up all the rest in a second. Working in television, however, has made me accustomed to a certain lifestyle that I’d like to maintain.
Jason Priestley
I don’t think movies or television have any basis in reality at all. It’s all just pretend. That’s what’s fun about it.
James Spader
My dad used to hear me humming songs while watching television and discovered I have a nice sweet tone which should be further trained and toned.
Tulsi Kumar
Not bragging by any means, but I could have done a lot

Not bragging by any means, but I could have done a lot of other stuff as far as working in films go and working in television… I had chances to do that stuff, but I like baseball, I really do.
Bob Uecker