Top 615 Crazy Quotes

We live in crazy times – that is true – and things have gotten crazier, but it still doesn’t feel like the turn of the century.
Om Malik
I stone got crazy when I saw somebody run down them strings with a bottleneck. My eyes lit up like a Christmas tree and I said that I had to learn.
Muddy Waters
My grandfather was hit over the head by a crane boom in Seattle. Some of the family claimed he was never a violent, crazy person before that. Some say he was. It depends who you believe.
Chuck Palahniuk
The only thing I really love is Fiji water. That’s like the only crazy request – I don’t like any other water.
Kelly Rowland
Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness. And they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy… or they become legend.
Jim Harrison
I don’t want to be Mr. Romantic Leading Man. I don’t want to be the Dance Dude. I don’t want to be the Action Guy. If I had to do any one of those all my life, it’d drive me crazy.
Patrick Swayze
Keeping it clean is important to me because I’m just aware of my audience. My audience is a younger generation and, just in general, I wouldn’t want to show my mom a video of me swearing like crazy. It’s good clean fun.
DanTDM
After talking to people and meeting them every day, I realize that a song can be written from one perspective with an objective in mind. What is crazy about it is that many different people can take one song a totally different way. That is so cool, since music is a universal thing and a very personal thing.
Josh Dun
Every little crazy dream that I had has come true, and more. And I’m always mindful that this is not a birthright, that one day I would have the chance to come to Augusta every year. Just a crazy, really, almost obsession for me.
Jim Nantz
I’m crazy, and I don’t pretend to be anything else.
Calvin Klein
People think New York is crazy and busy, but it’s actually a great place for lazy people to live.
Vanessa Bayer
You always have to be on at times, and occasionally people get upset if you say no to a picture when you’re eating dinner or something, and that’s kind of the hard part. Or if you get crazy rumors that swirl around you from time to time that are just silly.
Aaron Rodgers
‘The Simpsons’ is about alienation and the ambivalence of living with a family who you love but who drive you completely crazy.
Matt Groening
There will always be crazy things that happen in our lives, but love is the central connector. If we commit to love and partnership, the other stuff doesn’t matter.
Hill Harper
You can drive yourself crazy and tie yourself in knots trying to anticipate what someone’s going to like or not like, and doing test screenings and opinion polls. But pay too much mind to that, and you’ll wind up with a big pile of mush.
Kevin Feige
It does get crazy sometimes, but I’ve never complained about stopping to give autographs or anything like that.
Jordan Knight
For me, I can't watch violence when it's too grotesque,

For me, I can’t watch violence when it’s too grotesque, and it’s just like, that’s revolting to watch. I don’t enjoy it. But when it’s a Tarantino film, I’m lining up outside the door to see it, and I’m expecting to see something really crazy, a lot of blood, and for it to be funny.
Aaron Taylor-Johnson
I don’t think that crazy should have a negative connotation – it just means that you’re fun. I think that crazy is just a term that boring people use to describe fun people.
Jenny Mollen
My experiences in the military, the private sector, and as a congressional staffer were at times almost enough to drive me crazy. Writing offered the all-too-often-cited creative outlet.
L. E. Modesitt, Jr.
For my ‘Perfect Chemistry’ series, I did movie-style book trailers, and my fans went crazy for them.
Simone Elkeles
I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. You step out of the car and it’s bedlam. Everyone’s got crazy eyes.
Emily Blunt
Birth control makes women unattractive and crazy.
Steve Bannon
In plain terms, a child is a complicated creature who can drive you crazy. There’s a cruelty to childhood, there’s an anger.
Maurice Sendak
I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else, I’d have a hairy conniption. I’d just go crazy.
Jim Carrey
You can live your whole life in your brain and not experience what’s around you. You go crazy that way.
Fiona Apple
I’ve never been to Ukraine, but I have heard it’s very dangerous for a black man. There are crazy racists who have already sent me death threats.
David Haye
I have a nice car, a Mercedes. And then I have an old El Camino truck that I’m crazy about. I like to get in that truck and go up in the hills near where I live, in Vegas, and take my camera. That, to me, is Heaven, being out in nature, taking pictures of the wildlife.
B. B. King
I am not a person who tries on in the stores. It drives me crazy. So I buy and take back if I don’t like something. I really don’t enjoy being in the dressing room. I rather just try it on in my house.
Jessica Simpson
I don’t like my feet. I’m not crazy about anybody’s feet. But I have flat feet.
Tina Fey
I would have gone home to my mother, but I’m not that crazy about my mother.
Cher
I became an electrician after high school. But I always had this thing in me to write. But it was always a little shameful. To say you were a poet was saying you were kind of crazy, and I carried that around for a long time. I still kind of carry that. And I think it might be true, actually.
Nick Flynn
I really don’t like going out anymore. I used to love it, but now it’s not fun. I’d rather have friends come over and hot have to worry about crazy people taking pictures.
Paris Hilton
I like being on the road, living in hotels. While I’ve got a real nice house, I go crazy when I’m there.
Tommy Shaw
Regret doesn’t budge things; it seems crazy that the force of all that human want can’t amend a moment, can’t even stir a pebble.
Darin Strauss
In 2010, I was working in a bank in Lagos. It was a crazy job with long working hours. I had to leave for the office by 5:30 A.M., and sometimes I wouldn’t be back until midnight.
Ayobami Adebayo
I want something completely new and different to happen, and lots of it. Stuff that makes us change the way we think about a market or the world. Something that inspires a new generation of crazy startups doing crazy things.
Michael Arrington
All these guys that want to act tough and act like they’re hard in the street, that’s cool, man. I’m glad you want to act hard, and your emotions are driving crazy, but you need to get out of your feelings, nerds.
Colby Covington
From the time I was a kid, I was crazy about anything having to do with the West. I’d look at all of these photos of Montana, and they all seemed so magical and majestic. I just wanted to go west, and I finally did it when I was barely 21. I went off to volunteer at a Navajo reservation in New Mexico.
Michael Keaton
It drives me crazy when guys making $30 million are complaining about playing basketball two days in a row.
Charles Barkley
How many women in this world are served breakfast in bed every morning by a gorgeous young man? I am. So how do I feel about older age? Crazy about it! Wouldn’t trade it for anything!
Olivia De Havilland
It’s been a crazy whirlwind, but I’m so blown away by God’s hand on my life.
Jeremy Camp
I do not subscribe to the ‘Trump is crazy like a fox’ thing. I think that’s being too generous.
Valerie Plame
You think a lot of people get to be big stars and get a little crazy, but most of the ones I’ve ever met have always been surprisingly normal, and I’ve enjoyed that.
Alan Jackson
Israel is a pretty crazy state.
Noam Chomsky
People think I’m crazy and reckless but I’m absolutely not… I’m soooo safe and soooo careful and I won’t do anything that feels like I could break something.
Catherine Bell
I’ve heard all kinds of crazy rumors about myself. I’ve even heard that I’m pregnant! I’ve become real good about laughing things off – I figure I’d better get used to it.
Carrie Underwood
The crazy thing about ‘Hook’ was it was one of the movies in town that everybody knew about. It was the biggest film shooting in Hollywood at the time and the idea of Robin Williams playing Peter Pan really captured everybody’s imagination.
Dante Basco
My mother was crazy.

My mother was crazy.
Logic
Snowboarding’s tough, because you’ve got to go to the mountains. For me, I love the skateboard season because I get to hangout at home and still be skating. I don’t have to travel to Norway or Japan or these crazy places to be snowboarding.
Shaun White
The big difference is the size of the crew and the flexibility of shooting because of the size. I mean, it’s crazy. So you can’t improvise, you cannot suddenly do something that comes to mind, whereas in a small production you have much more flexibility.
Bille August
I think it would be ridiculous to work with Tom Hardy. I hear some crazy things about him, and he’s also really good.
Ansel Elgort
Greed has driven the world crazy. And I think I’m lucky that I have a place over here that I can call home.
Nina Simone
Nowadays, if you have a mustache, people look at you like you’re crazy. But when I was growing up, I never saw my dad without a mustache.
Kevin Connolly
The age of 20 was all about stupid things. I did crazy things but never lost it. I was, you know, a little crazy. I once broke up with my boyfriend in London and went to an Indian guy’s apartment who I didn’t know and who told me he saw my aura and gave me a massage.
Ayelet Zurer
What I’ve found recently is the heart, the soul, whatever you want to call it, it doesn’t differentiate: If you really live the experience making a movie, it’s the same as living it in real life, as crazy as it sounds.
Paul Walker
You have to be a crazy guy and a little eccentric to be very successful.
Tadashi Yanai
It’s been crazy trying to tour with a baby. But it’s actually working out okay.
Caroline Corr
I like jeans, but I think in 100 years it’s going to be crazy when we look back at the fact that everyone, every day for about 60 years straight, wore stiff blue pants as their default. Why?
B. J. Novak