Top 615 Crazy Quotes

Sometimes you have to take a break from being a crazy kid. You can’t be doing that all the time. Sometimes you just have to pay respect to your own simple-ness.
Sean Paul
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
W. C. Fields
Even Crazy Horses is a good song, by the Osmonds. I’ve known many bands who have covered that. It’s just a great song. I bought it in a brown, paper bag because I didn’t want anyone to know I had it.
Joe Elliott
I’ve got nothing against plastic surgery at all. I know lots of people, young and old, who’ve had it. The point about good surgery is you can’t see it. The important thing is not to go crazy – and not to go to a bad surgeon.
Suki Waterhouse
One day I’d love to release a coffee table book of all the crazy notes I got from Disney Channel’s S&P and legal department.
Alex Hirsch
I would do ‘Superbad,’ and the next offers you would get would all be crazy cop characters or crazy security guards or something.
Bill Hader
I mean, I grew up with nothing. Crazy crime rate. Exposed to a lot of stuff that a young kid shouldn’t be. Obviously, I would have loved to feel a little bit safer at times in my life.
Davante Adams
Everybody thought I was crazy. They thought I should take the money and run. But there was just something special about being a senior at Chapel Hill. I just couldn’t leave.
Lorrie Fair
I need a little bass and I don’t even need that crazy bass to break your face. I just want it to sound good when I have my favorite song.
Patrice O’Neal
Sex keeps me fit and healthy. What can be better than that? It’s not about crazy diets or gym workouts.
Kelly Brook
The fans never send me crazy things. They send me things that they put so much time and effort into making, and they are so amazing.
Mariah Carey
I was always crazy about New York, dependent on it, scared of it – well, it is dangerous – but beyond that there was the pressure of being young and of not yet having done work you really liked, trademark work, breakthrough work.
Harold Brodkey
Obviously being third in the Formula 1 world championship would be crazy.
Charles Leclerc
Nowadays, everyone has a camera phone, and you have to be careful about being caught out there looking crazy and ending up on the Internet.
Keith Sweat
Some may never live, but the crazy never die.
Hunter S. Thompson
Sometimes it’s the crazy people who turn out to be not so crazy.
Kevin Spacey
Croquet is tough. People play for months because the rules are so bizarre. Those crazy English.
Jane Kaczmarek
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
Rodney Dangerfield
Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.
Nora Ephron
I’ve had a bit of a crazy life. So writing lyrics in songs is easy for me.
Tricky
I'm a real 'go, go' person... I'd make myself crazy by

I’m a real ‘go, go’ person… I’d make myself crazy by pushing too hard. It’s important to pull pack the reins a little bit and get in touch with what’s inside.
Shelley Long
Lunatics are similar to designated hitters. Often an entire family is crazy, but since an entire family can’t go into the hospital, one person is designated as crazy and goes inside.
Susanna Kaysen
I’m one of those crazy people, if I’m watching the trailer for a movie and I’m really excited by it, I’ll turn it off because I don’t want to know anything. I want to be surprised because I love that more than knowing anything.
Adam Driver
It never gets boring for me because there’s so many different things to explore in the studio. The studio’s become the sanctuary that people have come in and found new things out about themselves, as weird as that sounds. But it’s true, I’m no different. I’ve made some crazy hard records, and I’ve made a jazz album.
Mac Miller
I’m crazy about ‘Breaking Bad,’ but I wouldn’t know how to write an episode of it.
Aaron Sorkin
Most people, if you live in a big city, you see some form of schizophrenia every day, and it’s always in the form of someone homeless. ‘Look at that guy – he’s crazy. He looks dangerous.’ Well, he’s on the streets because of mental illness. He probably had a job and a home.
Eric McCormack
Star Wars Galaxies’ didn’t ever explain itself to you. It was horribly broken; it was glitchy in several significant ways. It was just this vast, expansive, beautiful universe with all these crazy idiosyncrasies.
Porter Robinson
I like to know that when I’m 90 years old, I’m going to be able to look at a song or poem I wrote and say, ‘Wow! I remember I was so crazy about this person,’ or ‘I remember what that day felt like.’
Camila Cabello
When you’re in a public profession like I was, and you stop doing it like I did, people think you’re either crazy or dead.
Tom Lehrer
From everything I can read about Aussie spiders, it seems like all they really like doing is hiding in your house or garden or car until you ‘accidentally’ disturb them – probably by doing something crazy like putting on the shoe they are lurking in – and they can officially bite you to pieces.
John Niven
I’m someone who’s always on the go and crazy busy, so I like to keep snacks in my car and at the office, and Cracker Jack’d is a really yummy snack that I love. I definitely am a big snacker.
Ashley Tisdale
I really like iZotope Trash, which is a great plug-in for distortion, as is Ohmicide, which I love. It’s an absolutely crazy multiband distortion, compression, EQ and filter, which pretty much lets you do anything.
Skrillex
I have a crazy background in music, both as a performer and writer.
Jesse Itzler
My best friend just had a baby, and she’s my age. So I’m a godmom now, which is crazy.
Kristen Stewart
I want to stay humble, but I have to talk because the other guys talk too much, and… I understand the crazy power the UFC PR machine has.
Khabib Nurmagomedov
Crazy people don’t sit around wondering if they’re nuts.
Jake Gyllenhaal
I have studios in the different places where I live – in Ibiza, Paris and London – but they’re not crazy studios, they’re just rooms with good monitors, and all I do is plug my laptop in. It’s a different way to make music, but for me, I love it, because it’s more connected to the world.
David Guetta
Of all the movies I’ve done in my life, the one where I play a crazy awful psycho woman finds me my husband.
Bridgette Wilson
You can only do what you can do in this world. If you start thinking of all the white noise out there, I think you’ll go crazy.
Scott Eastwood
I believe that when Crazy Horse was killed, something more than a man’s life was snuffed out.
Ian Frazier
Americans are crazy. They have this fascination with throwing their shoes on stage. I’ve been to a lot of shows in me life, some good and some bad. But I was never moved to take off me shoes and throw it at the lead singer.
Noel Gallagher
Comfort is number one for me with shoes. I like to do a test walk in heels to make sure I won’t fall or get crazy blisters.
Sadie Sink
My mother didn’t want me to be in fashion. She was in the fashion business, so was my brother, and she thought it was too crazy for me. She wanted me to be married with children, to be independent, yes, but not to have a crazy life.
Donatella Versace
I’m proud that I don’t make crazy jokes anymore.
Shane Dawson
I did about 50 pull-ups and 1,000 crunches a day. Crazy.
Chloe Grace Moretz
We live in a crazy world. You don’t know what’s going to happen.
August Alsina
I wore black until I was twenty-five, like many young people. Everybody did. It was crazy! But now, getting older, I think color does me good.
Agnes Varda
I’m crazy about westerns. I need to do a western once in a while. It’s like you know, eating bread, eating pasta, drinking wine. It’s in my blood. I need it.
Franco Nero
I recorded a song called, I Fall to Pieces, and I was in a car wreck. Now I’m worried because I have a brand-new record, and it’s called Crazy!
Patsy Cline
I think that she’s a great dame. I’m crazy for Lucille.
Jessica Walter
I’m not shy about heated debate or passionate discourse, but when people get crazy or rude, that’s a buzz kill. There’s got to be a better code of conduct, some basic etiquette.
Mos Def
The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious

The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way, you can break the ice. It’s crazy, but even at funerals, people will get huge laughs.
Adam McKay
Only we were in The Cranberries. Only we know what it was like being in that crazy whirlwind of fame. We have children and spouses and lives, but there is only one Cranberries.
Dolores O’Riordan
It was ability that mattered, not disability, which is a word I’m not crazy about using.
Marlee Matlin
At the end of the day, we get to be parents, greeting our lovely, crazy children and talking about their day, making sure they brush their teeth, so all the tension from our day is tabled… until the next.
Brad Pitt
I do give a great deal of forethought and zone in on character and all sorts of things like that. Never before have I just stuffed something away in the back cupboard of my brain because it was just such a crazy concept.
Greg Kinnear
I’m usually high energy and super crazy.
MyKayla Skinner
Being a Hot Mom means being respected as a mom and a woman. And, the key to being a Hot Mom is having a sense of humor about yourself and all the crazy situations that arise.
Jami Gertz
You hear all these stories about, ‘There’s one in a million guys that make it to the NBA and stay there.’ To see people cheering for me and when they say my name, it’s just crazy. It’s still crazy to me.
Kevin Durant
I have done a lot of crazy things in my life, and I do not regret anything.
Nora Fatehi
My mom and pop took me to the Apollo Theater on my thirteenth birthday to see Heavy D and Keith Sweat. It was late at night, up on 125th Street, and it was crazy!
Jadakiss
Everybody wants to say that Kentucky fans are vicious or obnoxious. They’re not. They’re crazy in that they watch the tape of our games more than I do. But they’re passionate and smart.
John Calipari
I did some pretty crazy stuff that I never thought I would do, for the sake of a movie, like surfing in eight-foot waves in pitch-black darkness, where I can’t see anything. That still haunts me, kind of, in my nightmares, but it was worth it, it was fun.
Leven Rambin