Top 615 Wife Quotes

A lady is nothing very specific. One man’s lady is another man’s woman; sometimes, one man’s lady is another man’s wife. Definitions overlap but they almost never coincide.
Russell Lynes
Eleven years ago, my wife and I had had a baby, so I didn’t go to Edinburgh Fringe for the first time in years. Tim Key won the comedy award and I was sat at home with the baby feeling very jealous, genuinely.
Alex Horne
Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It’s all lies. I have never laid a finger on her.
Mike Tyson
I was a queen, and you took away my crown; a wife, and

I was a queen, and you took away my crown; a wife, and you killed my husband; a mother, and you deprived me of my children. My blood alone remains: take it, but do not make me suffer long.
Marie Antoinette
The passionate fans they have and also the ambition of the manager and the chairman. It was an easy descion to choose West Ham. London is also closer to my wife’s side of the family – so provided her more help to raise the kids. Everything made sense and I’m extremely happy.
Jose Fonte
It drives me nuts how I rely on my wife for everything. I can’t imagine a day without her!
Akshay Kumar
My muse is my wife. It’s not some vague thing that flutters around the astrosphere or wherever it is. Sometimes as a songwriter you need something to hang a song on, to give it some kind of presence and form. For me, Susie is that.
Nick Cave
Some days I’ll cook, and then some days my wife will cook. For me, obviously on Sundays a lot of times we do the sauce and the meatballs and pasta, the whole thing.
Joey Fatone
If you have your wife, and you are proud of something she’s done, wouldn’t you go and support her in something? That is what I was trying to do.
Gisele Bundchen
When the child is born, go home and just have it be you and your wife and the baby. I think all the stress can happen when in-laws and relatives all try to come in and help you. The best way to learn is to come home and do it yourself.
Sara Evans
I’m a family man. I have a daughter and a wife, and I spend more time on the road with my wrestling family than I do with my actual household and my immediate family.
Roman Reigns
My first wife is always the stage.
Y. G. Mahendran
My wife is my soul mate. I can’t imagine being without her.
Matt Damon
I’m proud of my family, very proud – I have ten grandchildren, four children, and one wife.
Dan Shechtman
I wake up at 5:30, 6 in the morning, but don’t head into the office right away. I like to hang out with my wife, talk about things, get some coffee, you know.
Ice Cube
I go to the British Comedy Awards and, you know, quite a few people were making jokes at my expense. It just made me feel awful, because I am there with my wife and she has gone out and bought a dress. And it is my big night and I won, and yet the overriding experience was that of nastiness.
Michael McIntyre
We all had lots of stories of our sad experiences – they mourned the death of my wife with me – but we were hopeful that the children would return.
Otto Frank
I loved the fact that Obama is multi-racial. I thought that was terrific, as my wife is the same racial make-up.
Clint Eastwood
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
Rodney Dangerfield
As my wife says, I’ll never fully retire, but it’ll start to slow down. I’ll continue to do the local gigs or go to Las Vegas. But I won’t be going out to Ohio to play an Indian casino anymore. Those will probably go by the wayside.
Bill Engvall
I’m working on a snow scene right now, and it’s summer. It’s hot, and I will get chilly. I’ll have to turn on the heat. My wife walks in, and it’s 95 degrees in the studio. I know it’s nutty, but it’s a projection you have where you step into the painting.
Thomas Kinkade
The bitterest creature under heaven is the wife who discovers that her husband’s bravery is only bravado, that his strength is only a uniform, that his power is but a gun in the hands of a fool.
Pearl S. Buck
I still love my former wife, I won’t call her my ex-wife.
Dave Pelzer
I was given such a great gift. It’s a miracle that never stops amazing me and reminding me to give thanks, every day. Having a wife and daughter gives me a lot more purpose. I was much more selfish before, but now I think about what kind of role model I’ll be. I just want to be a better man.
Jake Owen
I’ve never felt that I’ve had some great fashion sense of my own – I tend to wear what my wife tells me to wear.
Alessandro Nivola
Music was our wife, and we loved her. And we stayed with her, and we clothed her, and we put diamond rings on her hands.
Lionel Hampton
I’ve always had the hair of Lionel Ritchie since I was a boy, but the mullet sadly is a hairpiece. My wife won’t let me rock that hairstyle.
Danny McBride
A pretty wife is something for the fastidious vanity of a roue to retire upon.
Thomas Moore
I do lead a careful diet, I don’t overeat, I have fruit and vegetables every day and I drink a lot of water. And my darling wife keeps me so young it is ridiculous. Being with her is an inspiration as well.
Bruce Forsyth
I wear boots. I wear jeans and usually just sort of a beat-up T-shirt and a leather jacket. If I bring more leather jackets home, my wife will kill me.
Justin Theroux
No slave is a slave to the same lengths, and in so full a sense of the word, as a wife is.
John Stuart Mill
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
Jim Backus
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
Zig Ziglar
Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye.
Thomas Fuller
One of the wonderful things about this glorious holiday

One of the wonderful things about this glorious holiday trip I’m on is that I’m in public with people. It hasn’t been inclined… I don’t know – something to do with the death of my wife. It’s inclined to make me isolated.
Jeremy Brett
People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.
Craig Kilborn
If you make a film about a pig farmer in Wales and you are a huge hit as the pig farmer’s wife, the next thing is you’ll be asked to do a film about a sheep farmer in Scotland.
Kristin Scott Thomas
I like writing books. I’d rather be at home with my wife. I can write, take a break, come out, have a glass of tea, give my wife a kiss, and go back in and write some more. It’s not so bad. I am really lucky.
Gene Wilder
I announced my retirement from international cricket in May 2018 because I wanted to reduce my workload and spend more time with my wife and young sons. Some have insisted I was motivated purely by money. They are wrong.
AB de Villiers
Noah’s daughter is different from the girls of ‘Suburgatory.’ She goes to Brown, so she’s in college, and she’s very smart. And his wife is very much a very strong woman. She’s certainly in charge at his house. She’s Dallas’s polar opposite.
Alan Tudyk
I’ve got a wife who never misses me. Her aim is perfect!
Tommy Cooper
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren’t.
Sacha Guitry
Age has given me the gift of me; it just gave me what I was always longing for, which was to get to be the woman I’ve already dreamt of being. Which is somebody who can do rest and do hard work and be a really constant companion, a constant, tender-hearted wife to myself.
Anne Lamott
Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
Lyndon B. Johnson
In 2008, I was in a London park when I came across a fledgling crow that had fallen from the top of an oak tree. A woman happened to be passing, and she said that she rescued animals, so she invited me back to her house. It turned out she was the wife of Jeff Beck. Jeff was there, and we ended up jamming together.
Imelda May
My wife doesn’t care what I do when I’m away, as long as I don’t have a good time.
Lee Trevino
I got up with my wife, I sat down at the computer when she went to work, and I didn’t stop until she got home.
Stephen R. George
My wife and I don’t compete. We know each other’s preferences, and we work to provide those for each other. One will take over when the other is faced with something he or she dislikes. That’s what friends do.
Matthew McConaughey
When you have a godly husband, a godly wife, children who respect their parents and who are loved by their parents, who provide for those children their physical and spiritual and material needs, lovingly, you have the ideal unit.
Jerry Falwell
The reason why I’ve been keeping private for the longest time ever here, I’ve always wanted to protect my wife’s privacy. I don’t like – I didn’t want to put her picture all over the news. I just wanted to keep her private.
Michael Schiavo
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife, for there are plenty of others.
Otto Rank
There’s a lot of pressure, and it’s a long battle, to coach at the elite level. My wife and I didn’t take a vacation for 10 years.
Liang Chow
For my father, life was uni-dimensional. Reliance was his life. Yet, some of my most vivid memories are about spending time with him. However busy he may have been, whatever the pressure, Sunday was for his wife and kids. I try to do the same with my family.
Mukesh Ambani
I was reading through endless junk scripts that were being sent my way. Typically the roles were to play his wife or his girlfriend – leading roles for women were few and far between.
Roma Downey
Green is my favorite. And it’s my favorite because it’s the color of my wife’s eyes, grass, trees, life, and money, and mother earth!
Casper Van Dien
I was terribly wounded by my wife’s death.
J. G. Ballard
My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho’ she isn’t always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.
Charles Farrar Browne
My sons and I thoroughly enjoy Legos. We go to the toy store every week for more. I never want to take what we build apart; I want to put it on a shelf. My wife is starting to get a little annoyed with the Legos lying around.
Mark Wahlberg