Top 615 Wife Quotes

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
John Barrymore
When I hear traditional family values raised, I hear that effort once again to re-establish the man as head and master of his family. Who had the, not only the right, but the obligation to discipline his wife and children to keep them in line?
Patricia Ireland
I am imperfect in a million ways, but I always thought I was the kind of woman, the kind of wife to whom a husband would be faithful.
Elizabeth Edwards
My wife is a lovely Scotswoman called Karen.
Denis Lawson
One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife’s ear.
J. B. Morton
When I’m dancing, I’m not thinking about anything. I am here. I am totally there. You know? And the feeling is a sensation of being away from myself. My soul dances with the angels, and my body dances with my wife.
Paulo Coelho
Whenever I go shopping with my wife, all I ever seem to come home with is a new pair of shoes.
Chris Kamara
What happens with ‘Mad Men,’ it’s like an Elvis Costello album; I’ll watch it, and then I immediately have to watch it again. AMC will play it back-to-back. I have a tendency to yell at it when my wife’s not around because if she catches me yelling at ‘Mad Men,’ then it gets weird.
Michael Weatherly
I wanted to share my doubts and my culinary, amorous, and cosmic experiences. So I wrote ‘Like Water for Chocolate,’ which is merely the reflection of who I am as a woman, a wife, a mother, a daughter.
Laura Esquivel
All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me; it’s a sign of security.
Mel Brooks
I went to the doctor last week. I said: ‘Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?’ He said: ‘Why?’ I said: ‘She’s woke up.’
Les Dawson
It is not monogamy when there is one legal wife, and mistresses out of sight.
Annie Besant
My wife is much more well known than I am.
Svante Thunberg
I’m at a stage in my life when I want a wife and a family.
Michael Flatley
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.
Lyndon B. Johnson
My personal fave is ‘The Japanese Wife’, because I think I achieved a lot of what I wanted to do. I wanted that Japanese minimalism in the film, which I managed to get somewhat.
Aparna Sen
I am very domesticated. Some of my favorite things in life are being a mother and a wife. That’s where I get the most enjoyment from.
Sable
My wife’s name, Rebecca Lobo, is on sandwiches and street signs in New England. It adorns the arena rafters at the University of Connecticut, where she first became a basketball star. Her high school in Massachusetts is on Rebecca Lobo Way, a nice trump card to play at reunions.
Steve Rushin
I’m a family guy, I’ve got a beautiful wife, a beautiful son, and I couldn’t be happier.
Max Holloway
The woman is uniformly sacrificed to the wife and mother.
Elizabeth Cady Stanton
Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marr

Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner’s inquest.
H. L. Mencken
I’m really not thick-skinned – my wife will tell you that I take sunsets personally – but I know that I’ve got the belly for whatever comes down the pike. I think it’s tenacity. You’ve been there before, and you just have to recall, ‘How did I handle that one?’
Jerry Lewis
I love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I’ve never cooked a meal, romantic or otherwise, for her.
Steve Carell
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams
Tiger Woods was a month away from 34 years of age when his debutantes began turning up in the news. He was a grown man with a wife and two children. Well, we supposed he had a wife, but that was before we learned she was only an ornament.
Dan Jenkins
A woman must combine the role of mother, wife and politician.
Emma Bonino
I do have the most beautiful wife in the entire world.
Rande Gerber
My wife and I both love cooking – I am an advanced male – so we argue about who gets to rustle up dinner.
Stephen Bayley
When I’m in Los Angeles, my wife and I go to the farmers’ market with the kids every Sunday.
Wolfgang Puck
The reason why I take my life is because I want to go to my wife and boy. My usefulness in this world is at an end. I can not be satisfied in any business and can not be without their companionship.
Alex Campbell
The day I will never forget is the day I married my wife, Tashera. Tashera is so special to my boys and me. Her energy is enough to put anyone on a cloud. Her dedication and care gives me comfort and ease.
DMX
I want to play a wife who cheats on her husband, or just a normal person who isn’t an angel, because I am far from an angel.
Rosie Jones
My wife speaks very good French. She said she would miss lots of things in the U.S., but we can’t live there if Trump’s president.
Butch Trucks
For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.
E. W. Howe
I grew up Catholic and still feel a lot of Catholic guilt. But my wife is not religious so we’re not raising our daughters religiously.
Bert Kreischer
I wouldn’t be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.
Tony Curtis
You know what? I feel my book is kind of pointless. I didn’t want to do a book, but rather than tell the same old stories over and over when my wife Angie and I are out at parties, I could just hand out a bunch of books, and she won’t have to hear them ever again.
Al Jourgensen
In ‘Maad Dad,’ I play Lal’s wife, who dies quite young. I’ve gone completely retro to fit into the role of his traditional wife.
Meghana Raj
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Kin Hubbard
I met Pierre Curie for the first time in the spring of the year 1894… A Polish physicist whom I knew, and who was a great admirer of Pierre Curie, one day invited us together to spend the evening with himself and his wife.
Marie Curie
The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.
Dorothy Fields
My wife comes with me on all the movies, but she is not an appendage to a film star or anything like that. She is a completely intertwined partner. She is the other half of me. Also, we’re still very much in love with each other. We always have been, we always will be.
Michael Caine
My wife never went to many Liverpool games but if she was out on a Saturday, she would always ask someone for the score. If we had won, she’d simply be relieved that I would be coming home in a good mood.
Jamie Carragher
We are on the road 250-280 days a year at least, and it’s something that, if I have a wife and kids at home, I don’t know if I could do it.
Dolph Ziggler
I had been living with my family in France as COVID was starting to spiral out of control in Europe. I said to my wife that maybe they should come back to the States with me because I was worried about getting separated.
Aaron Dessner
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner
MySpace is my wife… Facebook is my mistress.
Paulo Coelho
All the women close to me – my mother, sister, wife and friends – are strong and independent.
Gautham Menon
Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.
Franz Schubert
Our daughter’s name Arwynn comes from Arwen in ‘Lord of the Rings’ because my wife and I met for the first time in the Eagle and Child pub in Oxford where J. R. R. Tolkien and C. S. Lewis used to go to read out their stories to one another.
Adrian McKinty
If I tell a man he needs to quit his soul-sucking job, he has to go home and fight with his wife or fight with his parents and fight with his in-laws and fight with everybody, because men aren’t supposed to be happy; they’re supposed to do well.
Martha Beck
My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it

My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months – but now I have it all the time.
Jase Robertson
One thing my wife says is bad about me, is that I still care too much.
Aaron Spelling
I’m completely Americanized – I have an American accent, an American wife – but a residue of me is foreign.
Dinesh D’Souza
Caesar’s wife must be above suspicion.
Julius Caesar
When I was 21 I stopped and got married. I tried for a while to be the perfect wife, society this, society that but it wasn’t working, so after about a year I went back to work.
Pia Zadora
A good husband makes a good wife.
John Florio
I would be married, but I’d have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
Charles Bukowski
I have a fantastic wife, and not only in terms of external beauty. Her priority and mine is our children. That is our choice.
Luis Figo
I’d see my daddy about once a month, and I missed him. I would have loved to have had more of him. He was tall, attractive and very quiet, very gentle. He had a wife who I don’t think ever really liked me much.
Cherie Lunghi
The first time I was cooking for my wife, Stephanie, way before she was my wife, I actually put three chickens on the rotisserie and I closed the grill, which is really a bad idea. But I just wasn’t thinking very straight that day. And I looked outside and I saw, like, smoke and flames.
Bobby Flay
I don’t have to ‘freedom-kiss’ my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
Woody Allen
Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.
Andrew Jackson
If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.
Thomas Fuller
I enjoy spending my spare time with my wife, our cat, and our bird.
Simon Helberg
I’m married to an Italian woman, and I used to love cooking Italian at home, because it’s one-pot cooking. But my wife does not approve of my Italian cooking.
Anthony Bourdain
Siren voices tell me, ‘You don’t have to keep going on.’ And then you think, ‘I’m a writer. What do I do? Sit there watching my wife clean up?’ I don’t know. I like being a writer.
Terry Pratchett