Top 630 Baby Quotes

You’ll have an unbelievable sense of calm when you have a baby.
Ali Hewson
My wife and I had been trying a while to have a baby. We tried a bunch of things – so we had a surrogate.
Jimmy Fallon
I’m a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory.
Sloane Crosley
I certainly like the rumour that I was the father of Elizabeth Hurley’s baby. It made me think I could impregnate women in a different way to everyone else. Elizabeth and I were never alone in a room together, so I must be a very powerful man indeed. Actually, I’m thinking of suing the baby!
Matthew Perry
My signature look is an eighties baby doll dress, combat boots with colorful socks sticking out, and then mounds of jewelry. I love silver and turquoise. I go to Montana every winter, so I hunt around for cool pieces there.
Zoey Deutch
I suffered from post-natal depression after Rowan was born. I had a healthy, beautiful baby girl and I couldn’t look at her. I couldn’t hold her, smile at her. All I wanted was to disappear and die.
Brooke Shields
I was just watching baby videos of me and I was obviously an exhibitionist.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
A successful birth is not a birth without drugs or monitors or surgery. A successful birth is when you’re alive and the baby’s alive.
Jean Hanff Korelitz
I had a terrible dream when I was pregnant; I dreamt the baby had a ventriloquial mouth, but there was no hand hole; I had to flick the mouth down to get words out.
Nina Conti
But at the same time that the experience is pulling you apart, it’s also bonding you. You have this joint venture! You both made this baby. And that’s the thing I still can’t get over.
Paul Reiser
Sure, they were simple desk lamps with only a minimal amount of movement, but you could immediately tell that Luxo Jr. was a baby, and that the big one was his mother. In that short little film, computer animation went from a novelty to a serious tool for filmmaking.
John Lasseter
There’s a picture of me at 3 years old playing the baby rat in ‘The Pied Piper.’
Sam Lloyd
Sometimes writing a novel is not unlike having a baby. You’d have to ask a female novelist to compare the pain.
Salman Rushdie
Baby steps count, too, as long as you’re moving forward.
Chris Gardner
You must have been a beautiful baby, ‘Cos baby just look at you now.
Johnny Mercer
At the age of 16 I was already dreaming of having a baby because I felt myself to be an adult, but my mum forbid it. Right now, I feel like a teenager and I want to have fun for one or two more years before starting a family.
Milla Jovovich
For me, there’s a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s.
Jane Kaczmarek
Carrying a baby is the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy.
Jayne Mansfield
Milk contains growth hormones designed by Mother Nature to put a few hundred pounds on a baby calf within a few months.
Michael Greger
Only when human sorrows are turned into a toy with glaring colors will baby people become interested – for a while at least. The people are a very fickle baby that must have new toys every day.
Emma Goldman
Parents will purchase the dot-com name for their baby. We have been aware of some instances where somebody didn’t name their child a particular name because the dot-com wasn’t available.
Bob Parsons
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.
Kin Hubbard
We wanted a supporting cast that would appeal to Baby Boomers who grew up in the fifties.
Randal Kleiser
I can’t remember a time where I really battled with my body, but I can remember being asked to lose weight and battling with the advice. It hurt me. Especially as my baby fat naturally melted away as I got older.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
I’m a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film.
Jack Nicholson
Writing a film is like giving birth to a baby and then

Writing a film is like giving birth to a baby and then giving it up for adoption.
Abi Morgan
When I was a baby feminist, leading feminist thinkers were insisting that if women ran the world, there would be no sadism or war.
Naomi Wolf
I wanted a baby of color, to be honest, because I wasn’t attached to the idea that I look like the biological mother. I liked the idea of the adoption being clear; it was and is not something I am interested in hiding.
Jennifer Gilmore
Don’t threaten me with love, baby. Let’s just go walking in the rain.
Billie Holiday
At home, he’s a 100-percent softie; that’s who he is. I just blew his cover. When Howard has a really stressful day at work or he feels overwhelmed, it’s funny, I point to the foster room. After 30 seconds of being there with these baby kittens or these special needs cats, it just changes your whole mood.
Beth Ostrosky Stern
I hate to admit this, but before we had a baby I was kind of weirded out by breastfeeding. It looked strange, and I was always like, ‘Look away! Ignore it, ignore the boobs in the room, move along, nothing to see here!’
David Alan Basche
The main concern with a very large baby is difficulty in delivery.
Emily Oster
Nobody took me too seriously but I was grown up even as a baby.
Sharon Stone
I understood once I held a baby in my arms, why some people have the need to keep having them.
Spalding Gray
I felt this during the first few months of my motherhood. You lose who you are – you lose your identity – because when your baby comes, you give, give, give, and no one gives back, and you just wonder, ‘Who am I?’ ‘What am I?’ ‘How do I live life now?’ It’s all for this baby.
Brie Bella
Look at every show on television; it’s derivative of another show that came before it. It was only a matter of time. So all you ‘Mentalist’ fans, it’s okay to like the show, but don’t be in denial of where it came from. Friday nights, U.S.A., basic cable-style baby.
James Roday
Everyone says, ‘You give birth, you go home, and you have this amazing baby and it’s just beautiful’. And I walked in and I just started sobbing.
Bridget Moynahan
I think dementia is the major healthcare threat to our economy and our security. It’s a ticking time bomb – we have a whole generation of baby boomers that are going to age, many progressing to get Alzheimer’s – which disproportionately affects women and minorities.
Vivek Ramaswamy
I was going to France to do my masters and my Ph.D., but I didn’t know how to say, ‘bonjour.’ You really feel like a baby, starting everything from scratch.
Zeresenay Alemseged
My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top.
Sara Blakely
I work my butt off to stay in shape, especially after having had a baby.
Poppy Montgomery
I was a sickly baby, and after two sets of adoptive parents took me home, they returned me to the orphanage because of a serious respiratory infection. But as they say, the third time’s a charm, because my mom and dad adopted me and took me into their home where I was raised in a family full of love.
Rodney Atkins
For months, my parents had been trying to prepare me for the arrival of a real sibling. They had given me a doll to play with and encouraged me to take care of her. And when the baby, a little boy they named Rahm, finally arrived, they encouraged me to help take care of him, too.
Ezekiel Emanuel
I’m a water baby to no end.
Elle King
My dad was the baby. When he was born they were already successful. They sent him to business school – he probably would have loved to have been a poet or a writer or something, and he was very creative.
Bob Balaban
For me, one I love the 80’s, I love 80’s music, I’m sort of a baby of the 80’s, I grew up in the 80s.
Will Estes
Thinking about women who can’t have their own baby, even the first baby, I’m really lucky.
Bethenny Frankel
My daughter has changed me. She has made me grow up quicker because I don’t just have a kid, I have a baby girl. She has made me more patient. I am actually soft when I get around her. I don’t think she changed me as a fighter, but she has changed me as a person. She has helped me mature.
Gervonta Davis
I’ve run out of mates that haven’t had a baby now. It does make me think of my parents having a family so young and the fact that I’ve been able to avoid it for so long. It does make me a feel a little bit selfish.
Nick Moran
I got a hundred bucks says my baby beats Pete’s baby. I just think genetics are in my favour.
Andre Agassi
I definitely want to have a family without a doubt. I want to know that kind of love, and I’m definitely thinking about it. I’m not afraid to have a little baby bump on stage someday.
Jessie Baylin
For the first time I feel an inner emotional security. There is reality and dependability. My life revolves around Richard and the baby.
Natalie Wood
I owe the baby my life. I owe this baby everything and I have a responsibility now.
Nicole Richie
I am proud of all of our products across every category we’re in – hair, bath and body, face, cosmetics, baby, and men’s – because they reflect the highest quality natural, organic, fair trade, and community commerce-sourced ingredients available.
Richelieu Dennis
You just have to work super hard, and if you have a passion, that’s the most beautiful thing in life, and you just have to bust out and do it, baby!
Kate McKinnon
My artistry is my baby.
Jon Bellion
It was failing part of my Ph.D. that led me into novel-

It was failing part of my Ph.D. that led me into novel-writing. By then I was 29, had remarried and had a second baby. It struck me that I’d lost my path in life and I felt frustrated. That’s when I started to write.
Kate Atkinson
Work all paled into the background as soon as I had a baby.
Chris Hemsworth
I’m very Italian, so I love cooking for friends. Whether it’s Valentine’s Day and my boyfriend and girlfriends’ boyfriends are away, or someone’s in town, or someone had a baby, I cook.
Sofia Milos
I can’t stop staring at my beautiful new baby.
Abbey Clancy
The baby boomers owe a big debt of gratitude to the parents and grandparents – who we haven’t given enough credit to anyway – for giving us another generation.
Steven Spielberg
Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen – he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It’s all part of Woody’s plan to grow his own wives.
David Letterman