Top 660 Humor Quotes

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.
Chevy Chase
Comedy is so hard to do, so it was very cool to do dead pan humor.
Brittany Daniel
I find that people find a way out of misery through humor and it’s humor that’s often unacceptable to people who are not in quite such a state of misery.
Danny Boyle
Women respond to comfort and a sense of humor. I was always able to make them laugh, so that helps a lot.
Peter Dinklage
Gallows humor is part of our coping mechanism. It’s part of our grief process. If we don’t know what else to do, we laugh. That’s a very real thing.
James Roday
The key to humor is often self-loathing or sarcasm. In a sense, that’s how self-loathing is made palatable.
James Gray
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
Mark Twain
I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense

I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense of humor, a good pair of shoes and a healthy gold card.
Victoria Beckham
I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won’t accept that. I would like to bring a new guy home every night. I try to make humor out of that situation.
Jen Kirkman
My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense.
Bernie Mac
I think you have to have a sense of humor about every movie that you’re doing. Your character needs to be relatable in a way that, even when you’re doing the most bizarre things, sometimes a bit of tongue in cheek is necessary to keep up the believability of it.
Katharine Isabelle
In everyday life, I use positive thoughts, sense of humor, Taekwondo, running, and yoga to make me stronger.
Pom Klementieff
I mean, yeah, I’m sure that Python and the other things have paved the way for a greater understanding of the British sense of humor, but I don’t think it’s all that different than the American sense of humor.
Simon Pegg
I was a product of a divorced family and I used humor as a weapon to combat sadness. I used comedy to make my mother laugh in light of the darkness that she faced, and to me it became a very powerful tool at a very young age, at six. I saw how therapeutic it could be.
Josh Gad
Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your picture gray, and your picture will always be bleak. Try adding some bright colors to the picture by including humor, and your picture begins to lighten up.
Allen Klein
Sometimes I’ll be sitting with my friends; I’ll say something Koothrappali-esque and make a face. There is a lot of Koothrappali in me as a human being. A lot of mannerism, humor, mischievousness, my innocence. So I don’t know if I bring him home so much as I bring myself to him at work.
Kunal Nayyar
It’s great to be able to connect parents with children both emotionally and through humor. I look forward to exploring family entertainment once again and examining the specifics of our day-to-day lives against the backdrop of an extraordinary adventure.
Jon Favreau
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.
Jacob Riis
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Mel Brooks
In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge.
George Herbert
Art Modell was a visionary, a deal-maker and a friend. And he possessed a marvelous sense of humor.
Steve Tisch
Using no control and using humor will build a relationship and make a dent to where the client puts the counselor in their quality world and then begins to relate and seek out the counselor. Effective therapy begins with the acceptance of the therapist into the client’s quality world.
William Glasser
The president of General Motors was in a foul humor.
Arthur Hailey
If I ever have sex with someone I might be able to develop a sense of humor.
Kate Beckinsale
It’s amazing how these little guys can say things that a mortal human could never get away with. There’s some sort of unspoken license… when outlandish things come out of an inanimate object, somehow it equals humor.
Jeff Dunham
I liked the humor of it, I’ve always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality.
Amber Tamblyn
Humor is an antidote to all ills.
Patch Adams
Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it.
Malcolm Muggeridge
I never wanted to do observational humor because I never wanted to tell people what they were seeing.
Richard Lewis
Probably it is impossible for humor to be ever a revolutionary weapon. Candide can do little more than generate irony.
Lionel Trilling
There is something really horrific for any human being who feels he is being consumed by other people. I’m talking about a writer’s critics, who don’t address what you’ve written, but want to probe into your existence and magnify the trivia of your life without any sense of humor, without any sense of context.
Wole Soyinka
Any attempts at humor immediately after September 11th were deemed tasteless.
Allen Klein
Humor is reason gone mad.
Groucho Marx
I think ‘Country Girl’ is one song that can veer into country or hip-hop or rap. You can listen to it and enjoy the humor and the fun in it.
Luke Bryan
The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter.
Alice Meynell
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
You see, that’s another thing that my parents gave me: an enormously great sense of humor.
Liza Minnelli
We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.
Bobby Clarke
Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's d

Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It’s darker, more cutting.
Stephan Pastis
My wife is Swedish, so I’m familiar with the Scandinavian kind of odd humor. It’s very dark and very deadpan.
Cory Barlog
The humor and emotion of the ‘Do You Want to Build a Snowman’ theme makes me cry every time I watch it, and that deep emotion is something we’d love to do on the show. If we can make you cry, we always try to. And ‘Once,’ when it’s at its best, is emotional and fun.
Edward Kitsis
I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.
Audrey Hepburn
People ask me what the most important thing to take on the race is, and I always say it’s a sense of humor. If you’ve got nothing but a sense of humor, you will survive.
Phil Keoghan
Cynicism is humor in ill health.
H. G. Wells
For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they’re friends. We’re the only ones that can really stand our type of humor.
Colin Quinn
It’s good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.
Margaret Cho
A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.
Ruth Westheimer
Every time I do a movie like ‘Finding Neverland’ or ‘Chocolat’ or ‘Shakespeare’ in Love,’ we deal with the creative process, but there’s humor and fun along the way. I always love that kind of movie.
Harvey Weinstein
I like to think my sense of humor is sort of smart and dumb at the same time. I like to work on multiple levels – smart and dumb, funny and sad, profound and mundane, cynical and hopeful.
Robert Lopez
Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
Al Franken
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
e. e. cummings
And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.
Alan King
I always thought the biggest failing of Americans was their lack of irony. They are very serious there! Naturally, there are exceptions… the Jewish, Italian, and Irish humor of the East Coast.
Colin Firth
When I was doing research on the M.C.s and spending time with these cats, one of the things that struck me and made me realize that I could deliver this world to an audience was their really dark and acute sense of humor.
Kurt Sutter
People are wired for lots of things. We’re wired for novelty. We’re wired for humor. We’re wired for new pieces of information that surprise us in some way or add value to our lives. We’re wired for fear.
Ramez Naam
I think that humor has become a principle means of communication among Americans about politics.
P. J. O’Rourke
I think I’m too cynical for L.A. My sense of humor doesn’t go down well here, which probably affects my love life. I need to have a laugh track following me around so people know I’m trying to be funny.
Teddy Thompson
I think great humor lies in playing the truth of a situation. I see myself as a performer and that applies to a Greek drama or a modern comedy.
Brendan Coyle
My dad is just like everybody else’s dad. I see him as kind of a goofy guy with a great sense of humor. I try to get in a battle of wits with him, but he always gets me. I emulate him because I’ve never seen anyone work as hard as he does.
Peter Uihlein
I just am a snob when it comes to humor.
Courteney Cox
There’s a charm, there’s a rhythm, there’s a soul to Jewish humor. When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, ‘You’re doing a Jewish act.’
Alan King
I think I have always had a little humor.
Marilyn Monroe
My parents armed me with an amazing sense of humor, and it’s what you need when, well, it’s what anyone needs in this world.
Warwick Davis
God has a most wicked sense of humor.
Maureen O’Hara
Edward Norton and I have known each other awhile. I just think he’s the real deal, supremely talented and smart. He’s got a great sense of humor.
Kevin Spacey
I met Elton John at an Interview dinner, and we just sort of became friends. He’s got such a wicked sense of humor.
Moby
Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert. Those are the guys I look at who are telling me pretty much the truth. And they throw humor into it which makes it much more interesting to listen to.
Grace Slick
I really love middle-grade. Middle-grade books have a little more of a magical, light-hearted feel. You can be a little bit more quirky, you can have a little more humor. It doesn’t get so dark and deep.
James Dashner