Top 510 Coffee Quotes

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
Eddie Izzard
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
Lewis Black
The old swashbuckling days of the playboy ship owner, of the fellow with no cares in the world who does multimillion dollar deals over coffee, are gone.
Helmut Sohmen
My taste in coffee has got better with age, and so has my taste in music.
Gavin Esler
I really value just being able to go out and grab a coffee or going to a movie and not have anyone recognize me.
Finneas
My favorite ice cream is Haagen-Dazs coffee.
Rob Kardashian
Every day in our house is like Valentine’s Day. I’ve kept it traditional with what my dad has done with my mom. Every morning, I get up and I make coffee and I bring Giuliana coffee in bed.
Bill Rancic
There’s different kinds of improv. There’s Second City improv where you try to slowly build a nice sketch. There’s stuff you do in college coffee houses where you just go joke, joke, joke. Bring another funny character with a funny hat on his head. Christopher Guest is more the line of trying to get a story out.
Fred Willard
Before I started Coffee of Grace, I assumed all coffee came from Latin America or Indonesia. I wasn’t familiar with African coffee.
Grace Hightower
Academically, I was never that interested. I skipped classes. My biggest dream was to have a coffee shop, but I had no idea how to get the money to do that.
Daniel Espinosa
I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour dates and keep imagining standing in front of all these people. Then every day I write 15 jokes minimum.
Tim Vine
I don’t have any superstitions, but what I always travel with is my pillow and my coffee.
Natalie Coughlin
I drink too much coffee.
Julianna Margulies
Lord Ashcroft’s 2005 report ‘Smell the Coffee’ made uncomfortable reading for the Conservatives.
Nicky Morgan
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It’s like wine and food, or coffee and a pastry – coffee’s awesome and a chocolate croissant is awesome, and together, they’re transcendent. To me, music is the same way. Chris Stapleton is transcendent. Julien Baker is transcendent. Together, they’re going to be euphoria.
Chris Thile
I grew up in the West End, so my whole background was living among theatres and musicals and the West End’s coffee bars and clubs. It’s kind of obvious that one day I should do something like that.
Cat Stevens
I don’t think any book of mine will ever come as close to pure fantasy as ‘A Heaven of Others.’ I’ll never again set a book in a world or after-world in which it’s impossible to buy a cup of coffee or take an undisturbed afternoon nap.
Joshua Cohen
A leaf fluttered in through the window this morning, as if supported by the rays of the sun, a bird settled on the fire escape, joy in the task of coffee, joy accompanied me as I walked.
Anais Nin
I like diner coffee.
Beth Behrs
You can tap into culture by exploring what’s grown or produced in the region, like going into the Blue Mountains in Jamaica to visit a coffee plantation or a rum distillery in Barbados.
Katie Lee
I’m actually like a hole-in-the-wall coffee shop kind of guy. So I love the local shops that are kind of like one-off chains in Los Angeles, and I usually get a soy flat white.
Connor Franta
I make a mean cup of coffee, if you give me the right ingredients.
Ice Cube
America was the place that said, ‘It doesn’t matter where you come from, it doesn’t matter what your last name is, it doesn’t matter if you drink cortaditos, or lattes, or coffee with milk. Here, if you work hard, anything is possible.’
Cristina Saralegui
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
Abraham Lincoln
Starbucks was founded around the experience and the environment of their stores. Starbucks was about a space with comfortable chairs, lots of power outlets, tables and desks at which we could work and the option to spend as much time in their stores as we wanted without any pressure to buy. The coffee was incidental.
Simon Sinek
I tend to work in coffee shops. I need to get out of the house, and, well, I need the coffee.
Bryan Cogman
Look I eat really well and I work out, but I also indulge when I want to. I don’t starve myself in an extremist way. You’re not taking away my coffee or my dairy or my glass of wine because I’d be devastated.
Jennifer Aniston
First thing, I throw on some jeans, a T-shirt and my Keds sneakers and make coffee. That is actually my favorite time of day. That is when I do my songwriting, when I am in writing mode.
Lucinda Williams
I drink Peet’s Coffee, and they’re a very authentic company. They don’t try to be something that they’re not, and I think that’s reflective in my comedy as well.
Iliza Shlesinger
We’ve gone through many different permutations of coffee-making, from grinding our own beans to the regular drip to an iced coffee maker.
Jake Tapper
I drink coffee for the taste, because if I want energy I’ll just chug a Red Bull or something.
Bob the Drag Queen
Three hundred years ago, during the Age of Enlightenment, the coffee house became the center of innovation.
Peter Diamandis
I love the sunrise, as I am definitely a morning person! It’s a great time to get up and have a coffee in the garden by myself before everybody wakes up.
Bianca Balti
Life’s too short for bad coffee.
Gord Downie
I focus a lot on hydrating with coconut water; as much as I love it, I limit my coffee intake and replace it with matcha, which I find is kinder on my skin.
Hilaria Baldwin
A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee – a lot more.
Jayne Mansfield
I need a coffee, I’m a cold coffee guy. That’s how I do.
Rob Riggle
Our job is to represent the truth of human nature, whether you’re playing a tender love story that’s set in a coffee shop or whether you’re in ‘The Avengers,’ which is set in a Manhattan which is exploding.
Tom Hiddleston
Colombia is so different to what I know, and every aspect of the country is different to England, and I loved it. I loved the culture and the food, and the coffee was amazing. The place that we were was stunning, and it really was quite an amazing experience to film out there.
Tom Holland
I sang in the coffee houses of the country in the early ’60s with no idea of success in terms of records or television. I just thought I was a storyteller. I didn’t even think of myself as a singer.
Judy Collins
The coffee shop is a great New York institution, but it has terrible coffee. And the more traditional coffee shops are trying to catch up with more sophisticated coffee drinkers.
Adam Gopnik
The food containers come in different varieties: for example, drinks, breakfast type food, meats, vegetables. There are about 5-10 days of that type of food in each container. We try not to open a new container until we finish the one we are on – even if that means going without coffee for a couple of days.
Sunita Williams
Before Starbucks, there wasn’t as much of a coffeehouse routine; we generally drank really cruddy diner coffee.
Andrew Yang
Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.
Jilly Cooper
I’m a coffee lover.
Oksana Masters
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Everything is better when you’re floating. Every task you do is fun. You get up in the morning, get coffee, look around, and think, ‘Wow, I’m floating!’
Anne McClain
The centuries last passed have also given the taste important extension; the discovery of sugar, and its different preparations, of alcoholic liquors, of wine, ices, vanilla, tea and coffee, have given us flavors hitherto unknown.
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Sometimes I sound like gravel, and sometimes I sound like coffee and cream.
Nina Simone
I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it’s in a rainbow or on a coffee mug or on a happy face.
Chris Kattan
23andMe set out to try and change healthcare – this is not an easy business. This is not a coffee shop in Austin.
Anne Wojcicki
Coffee is a language in itself.
Jackie Chan
There’s nothing quite like a quiet corner in a coffee shop to gather your thoughts and begin writing.
Gautham Menon
I began wearing hats as a young lawyer because it helped me to establish my professional identity. Before that, whenever I was at a meeting, someone would ask me to get coffee.
Bella Abzug
The alarm rings 4:45, again at 5, but I wake up 4:30 naturally. Shower, shave, orange juice, perk my own coffee, hear the news, and the CBS car arrives 5:30.
Charlie Rose
Up to a thousand milligrams of caffeine is considered safe for most people, which translates into about 10 cups of coffee a day.
Michael Greger
But then I got a job selling coffee at the York Theatre, and when I met theatre people, something clicked. I felt comfortable with them; I felt like myself. I decided to go to drama school based just on that feeling. I had never done any acting.
Janet McTeer
When coffee prices fall below production costs, farmers are often forced off their land, and they lose their homes, everything. With fair trade, farmers get a fair price for their harvest with a guaranteed minimum, so they can invest in their crops.
Nell Newman
I spent time living in Ethiopia, learning about the cultural importance of coffee and its roots in Ethiopia.
Rohan Marley
Since I was a child, I’ve gone to bed when things get too much. As a result, I have more trouble winding up than winding down in the morning. I need a second cup of coffee and then I potter around in a disgusting white towelling dressing gown for as long as possible.
David Starkey
If you look at my career path, I was a human rights and refugees officer for the United Nations. I helped research a book for Lloyd Axworthy. I’ve worked in coffee shops. I’ve sold clothes. I’ve hosted TV shows, and now I’m acting.
Hannah Simone
I never got into coffee.
Marisa Tomei
I love going to the feed store and drinking coffee and talking about how much rain we need.
Thomas Haden Church
I don’t drink coffee: it makes me cuckoo!
Shenaz Treasury
I don’t want to live in Maine full time, but the physical beauty is very striking. It is the exact opposite of New York. When you walk through my small town to get a cup of coffee, you bump into five people you know.
Elizabeth Strout