Top 595 Laugh Quotes

I remember laughing an inordinate amount of time. Setting up scenes that involve ooze coming out basements, or pigs’ heads flying through windows is really fun. How could you not laugh?
Margot Kidder
I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
Joe Rogan
Some people are very lucky, and have the story in their heads. I’ve never storyboarded anything. I like the idea of chance. What makes God laugh is people who make plans.
Nicolas Roeg
I was raised with ‘Laurel and Hardy’ and ‘I Love Lucy’ and Jerry Lewis, and I just loved it. And I had a friend in high school and we would just laugh all day and put on skits. You know, it’s the Andy Kaufman thing or the Marty Short thing where you’re performing in your bedroom for yourself.
Steve Martin
What people will – or will not – laugh at is mainly determined by their social conditioning.
Steve Allen
I want to make people laugh.
Abby Elliott
I have fond memories of Chris Penn, who’s sadly not with us. He always made me laugh – it was great to be with him.
Kevin Bacon
It’s about the audience – if they laugh and clap, you feed off that, and if they don’t, you doubt everything you’ve ever done.
Tim Minchin
When you’re writing these things, you’re in a room making each other laugh, you really have very little sense of political correctness or incorrectness. This is a question that Europe tends to ask and America doesn’t.
Mike Myers
It’s almost like he’s started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don’t know why, but there’s just something about Al Gore that makes me laugh.
Dana Carvey
If you don’t learn to laugh at troubles, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
E. W. Howe
I made so many jokes about poor Russell Crowe, he once knocked on my dressing room door, and told me he wanted to go out on this chat show we were on to laugh with me. Now he’s ruined it. I can’t make another joke about him.
Joan Rivers
I watch Jon Stewart because I need to laugh. Otherwise, life gets too serious. Besides that, I don’t watch any news.
Bruce Lipton
I like playing with that space between laughter and discomfort where your discomfort can also make you laugh, and you’re confused about the mixed feelings. That’s challenging, and I think that’s what makes for some of the best art.
Hari Kondabolu
You’ve got to laugh in the face of disappointment.
June Brown
Of course I used to smile and laugh in 1976, but not when I was competing. Please show me somebody who laughs when they are concentrating; I always smiled.
Nadia Comaneci
Mike Myers as Austin Powers makes me laugh – that was genius – and Daffy Duck makes me laugh, but I like odd behavior. I don’t like hip dialogue and one-liners and all that sort of cool, sophomoric comedy. It’s just not for me.
Nicolas Cage
Comedy is much more challenging, because you have to have the same level of belief but you have to make people laugh, and that’s definitely a challenge.
Jenna Elfman
Don’t take yourself too seriously. Know when to laugh at yourself, and find a way to laugh at obstacles that inevitably present themselves.
Halle Berry
I don’t really do pranks any more. I have a laugh in the dressing room here, where it’s safe, and the guys don’t go to the papers and tell them what I’ve done.
Paul Gascoigne
We don’t laugh because we’re happy – we’re happy because we laugh.
William James
The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and you’re doing one thing. That is, you’re going to make the audience laugh.
Leslie Nielsen
Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the

Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they’d laugh at it.
Don Rickles
For me, painting is a way to forget life. It is a cry in the night, a strangled laugh.
Georges Rouault
I like a guy who makes me laugh, doesn’t care about the fame, the show, he just likes me for me, he likes Nicole.
Nicole Polizzi
Koreans love to dance; they love to sing. If you actually know Koreans, you see how absurd the stereotype of the ‘Asian robot’ is. They love to laugh – they’re very affectionate. Maybe because of their history of oppression, when they feel you are part of their tribe, they are intensely loyal. I love that about Koreans!
Min Jin Lee
I’m not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do.
Craig Ferguson
I just think it’s fun to remind people that good television has exited and it can exist again and just to give them pleasure and enjoy it and make them laugh.
Jenna Elfman
Ronnie’s lovely with his children, we see them often, and he’s a fabulous step-father to Inez. He’s such a good male role model for her and they’re friends who laugh together as well.
Laila Rouass
When people laugh at Mickey Mouse, it’s because he’s so human; and that is the secret of his popularity.
Walt Disney
Make ’em laugh; make ’em cry; make ’em wait.
Charles Reade
There is always a secret irritation about a laugh into which we cannot join.
Agnes Repplier
My parents always got a kick out of my art. I was always able to make them laugh. As I got older, I remember the thrill I got when I graduated from making my classmates laugh to making adults laugh. Kind of a watershed moment.
Steve Breen
If you tell people your ambitions, they usually laugh at you. When I told my girlfriends when I was 12 that I was going to Hollywood, they all laughed. And here I am!
Helen Reddy
They can certainly expect to be very impressed with the technical aspects of the show, fooled and led up the garden path by the story and ultimately have a jolly good laugh!
Louise Jameson
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh… it’s as simple as that.
Jay Leno
I was the class clown in high school, but I always took it too far, so nobody liked me. I was annoying. Like, I would get a laugh and then keep going and keep going.
Pete Davidson
I’ve learned to laugh most of the negativity off.
Tomi Lahren
I love to laugh and well, who doesn’t?
Selma Blair
Most humor comes from truth. In the end, if I can laugh about it, who cares?
Bianca Del Rio
A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.
Chevy Chase
While most of us know that we feel better after a good hearty laugh, science, in many cases, is yet to prove why.
Allen Klein
I’m noticing a lot of the big bloggers who’ve posted about politics are experiencing an ugly backlash. Readers are angry because they went to the bloggers’ sites for a laugh, not a lecture. Again, it’s a question of being appropriate for the audience.
Jen Lancaster
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
Bob Hope
I think that the joke and the ghost story both have a similar set up in that you kind of set something up and pay it off with a laugh or a scare.
Simon Pegg
There have been times when I felt suicidal and I would stop my head from going in that direction of negativity because I thought there’d be something I’d miss that was funny in the future. If there’s a chance I’m going to laugh tomorrow then want to live to experience that.
Dave Navarro
Our show was – it remained – you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn’t know – they wouldn’t get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they’re watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn’t say anything blatant.
Rue McClanahan
I laugh with the sun, and mist that tries so hard to seduce the mountains.
Ruth Asawa
It’s not catastrophes, murders, deaths, diseases, that age and kill us; it’s the way people look and laugh, and run up the steps of omnibuses.
Virginia Woolf
We don’t apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don’t get it, then don’t watch us.
Joan Rivers
We all look to have transcendent experiences that lift us out of the everyday, and fear is a good one. But, I think it’s the same reason why people want to laugh their heads off.
Adam Arkin
Getting a laugh was what I’d been doing with my family and at school since the age of three.
Aisling Bea
It’s very easy for me to laugh at myself and laugh at life.
Matthew Ashford
What I love about comedy is that it's unquestionably wo

What I love about comedy is that it’s unquestionably working. There are varying degrees of that, where there’s something that makes you smile and is funny versus something that makes you hysterically laugh.
Abbi Jacobson
There is nothing that I’m more compelled to do than get up in front of a crowd and make people laugh.
Bert Kreischer
Remember, if you do the same act for 20, 30 years it gets a little boring unless you’ve got something else going for you… And the orchestra really kept you going. They’d laugh at all your jokes, even if they’d been hearing them for the last 30 years.
Donald O’Connor
Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others’ discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it’s funny.
Shah Rukh Khan
I found every single laugh as Laertes that you can find and only realized later that you really shouldn’t find any at all.
David Hyde Pierce
Don’t be afraid to make mistakes and be able to laugh at yourself.
Brendan Rodgers
The Linux philosophy is ‘Laugh in the face of danger’. Oops. Wrong One. ‘Do it yourself’. Yes, that’s it.
Linus Torvalds
I’m an entertainer first. But I do as a stand up comedian, the way for me to evolve is to make a difference, to make people laugh and learn and do something different. Because there’s too many comedians out there just making people laugh. And anybody can do that.
Ralphie May
I love doing comedy – I get a laugh out of it, it’s not so serious.
Carmen Electra
I was always making my friends laugh, but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.
Steven Wright
If you can laugh together, you can work together.
Robert Orben
All my boys make me laugh.
Liv Tyler
On the field, you have to be aggressive; you’re thinking how to get the better of a situation. It’s not that I don’t laugh on the field. In fact, I think it’s very important to laugh, especially when you are angry and aggressive, to just take the tension away, make the moment go away.
Yuvraj Singh