Top 595 Laugh Quotes

Comedy can do so much more than make you laugh.
Nicole Byer
About the best thing an actor can do when all is said and done is to make people laugh.
Ted Levine
The themes that make one laugh always stem from poverty, hunger, misery, old age, sickness, and death. These are the themes that make Italians laugh, anyway.
Mario Monicelli
I think just because life is hard, it does seem fun to have a break and laugh about things, so I think in the end, my instincts go there.
Joan Cusack
It’s so clear cut with a comedian – you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don’t. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing.
Jimmy Carr
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Anthony Burgess
A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it’s not weird. But if a man does it, it’s very disturbing. The way I’d describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn’t let me in any of the interesting rooms.
Rob Schneider
George Saunders is the funniest. He makes me laugh in the way I want to laugh – with so much empathy and deep understanding of people. He illuminates things and people I’ve never thought about – and I’ve dedicated my life to the study of people and their idiosyncrasies. He is light years ahead.
Mark Duplass
Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can’t predict what people will laugh at.
Steven Wright
But I didn’t ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn’t even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.
Carol Burnett
Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.
Norm MacDonald
There is no bad time to laugh. I always joke, even five minutes before a game. It’s not bad to stay a little immature.
Kylian Mbappe
The audience changes every night. You’re the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
Joe Rogan
I surround myself with people who make me laugh.
Allen Iverson
You always draw on your experiences with live audiences to know how to do comedy on films. You’re working for a laugh that may or may not come six months later, but you’re working in a vacuum at the time you are doing it.
Theodore Bikel
I can laugh on cue, and it sounds real. People laugh with me.
Ruth Buzzi
I love making people laugh. I just happened to do it dressed as a woman.
Divine
I was put on earth to make people laugh.
Art Buchwald
The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.
Bill Nye
Making someone laugh is a good way to get their defences down so that they might then be open to new ideas, especially when they’re laughing at some common ground they relate to. Comedy’s always been an amazing tool for social change.
Mae Martin
I think repeating yourself is a sign of old age, telling the same joke again and again. Especially if they’re jokes that don’t make people laugh.
Simon Le Bon
If you wanted to hear politics, you’d go to Henry Kissinger; you wouldn’t go to hear Jackie Mason. The reason I speak about politics is because I know I can get a laugh out of it.
Jackie Mason
I’m not a virtuoso on an instrument. You know, I’m not always singing in pitch. I laugh sometimes my way through the shows, but I’m an honest songwriter who’s always tried to bring the audience with me on my journey in hopes that they see their own lives reflected in the work.
Jason Mraz
He makes me laugh, Mick! He tended to turn up when we were having lunch and entertain us all. He bought an Enigma machine! I’ve never worked with a producer who was more famous than everyone put together.
Saffron Burrows
Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart

Those who don’t know how to weep with their whole heart, don’t know how to laugh either.
Golda Meir
I’m not a comedian, but I do make people laugh. I’m good at it.
Miriam Margolyes
The stereotypical gay man is someone whose company I enjoy, someone who makes me laugh, someone I’d want my kid to be. The stereotypical gay woman makes me insecure, conscious of my failings as a feminist.
Ayelet Waldman
It’s okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don’t point.
Will Durst
I have an extra set of eyelashes because you never know. I could cry or laugh, or it could be windy, and I’ll need a standby pair.
Niecy Nash
I just want real reactions. I want people to laugh from the gut, be sad from the gut – or get angry from the gut.
Andy Kaufman
I did an imitation of him to make the crew laugh. To my shock, there was Cary Grant behind me. He got very angry. I was sent all the way from RKO to David Selznick’s office and was told not to do it anymore. I thought to myself, ‘I must have been pretty good to make him that angry.’
Shirley Temple
I try to write the books I would love to come upon that are honest, concerned with real lives, human hearts, spiritual transformation, families, secrets, wonder, craziness – and that can make me laugh.
Anne Lamott
Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not.
Vaclav Havel
Don’t let people see when you’re mad – just smile and laugh.
Astro
Honestly, just live your life to the fullest. Laugh a lot, love and find your true happiness.
Cody Walker
I think we grew up thinking that the funniest things on TV were the old, serious movies. I always liked the Marx Brothers, but the thing that always made us laugh were movies like Zero Hour. That’s what inspired us.
David Zucker
Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at the truth, to make truth laugh, because the only truth lies in learning to free ourselves from insane passion for the truth.
Umberto Eco
It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life than to lament over it.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
I was worried people would laugh at me when I started to talk the language, but they were just pleasantly surprised that I could. The sense of humour here is great – once I could have a giggle, I settled down.
Parminder Nagra
There’s so many great wrestlers in this sport who could probably work circles around me and it’s amazing to see that, but I love being the kind of character who can take you on a roller coaster, make you smile and laugh.
R-Truth
To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!
Charlie Chaplin
I was dyslexic – was, still am – ’cause I would see words that weren’t there. And people just started laughing, and I thought, well, this is a good way to make a living. I’ll just go downtown to read and have people laugh, you know?
Tim Conway
In school, I wasn’t a very good student – I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.
Ray Romano
I learned very early that an audience would relax and look at things differently if they felt they could laugh with you from time to time. There’s an energy that comes through the release of tension that is laughter.
Twyla Tharp
Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.
Jimmy Carr
But then I quite enjoy when something goes wrong, because when I watch DJs that take it very seriously, it’s nice when you make a mistake and laugh about it.
Peter Hook
We need comedies in the world! We need to laugh, it’s all so hard.
Joan Cusack
You know what, I’m very attracted to someone who makes me laugh and is that charming. Really, I could be charmed by anyone. I’m just a sucker for somebody that is charming.
Beyonce Knowles
My mom and dad just loved the fact that I fooled around. They just embraced it. They’d always kind of enjoy it, and they liked it when I made them laugh.
Dominic Monaghan
You can laugh at anything. It depends on the joke.
Ricky Gervais
If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.
Martin Luther
There’s no better feeling than making your little girls laugh.
Jerry O’Connell
When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh?
Max Frisch
It’s such a great feeling to make people laugh. I know I’ve made people cry or want to slit their wrists, but to make people laugh is a very intoxicating, wonderful thing.
Joan Allen
Each cast member brings their own vibe and antics to the set. You’re constantly surrounded by fun loving people who can make you laugh in their own way.
John Krasinski
I sometimes use a girl singer the way Henny Youngman us

I sometimes use a girl singer the way Henny Youngman uses his violin – as a bridge between one laugh and the next.
Benny Hill
It’s no accident many accuse me of conducting public affairs with my heart instead of my head. Well, what if I do? Those who don’t know how to weep with their whole heart don’t know how to laugh either.
Golda Meir
You grow up the day you have the first real laugh at yourself.
Ethel Barrymore
We are not here to laugh.
Charles de Gaulle
If we could all just laugh at ourselves, in hard times or good times, it would be an incredible world.
Jena Malone
I always wanted attention, and I realized I could make people laugh.
Lusia Strus
I love ‘Harry Potter’ and JK Rowling – don’t laugh at me!
ASAP Rocky
As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.
Colin Mochrie
The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the older man who will not laugh is a fool.
George Santayana
But filming is good for you, because the crew isn’t allowed to laugh. You can’t get addicted to getting the laugh.
Ben Kingsley
The Linux philosophy is ‘Laugh in the face of danger’. Oops. Wrong One. ‘Do it yourself’. Yes, that’s it.
Linus Torvalds
I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
Adam Carolla
I love laugh lines. It means you’ve had a good life. The most beautiful women – Audrey Hepburn, Lauren Hutton, Ali MacGraw – all embraced the aging process.
Aerin Lauder
All the other guys I think had a scream on Lock, Stock. They just had a laugh and a crack, and thought it would never come out; they were just having a good time. On this one, I felt that.
Guy Ritchie