If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
My life has been one great big joke, a dance that’s walked a song that’s spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.
If I happily smile and play around and laugh ‘ha-ha, hoo-hoo, yay,’ laughing like that, I think the photo looks cooler. If I just stand there like this, like ‘Oh, I’m a model,’ well, I don’t think that’s what it means to be a model at all.
I have the gift of laughter. I can make people laugh at will. In good times and in bad. And that I don’t question. It was a gift from God.
The first purpose of comedy is to make people laugh. Anything deeper is a bonus. Some comedians want to make people laugh and make them think about socially relevant issues, but comedy, by the very nature of the word, is to make people laugh. If people aren’t laughing, it’s not comedy. It’s as simple as that.
Never give up. Laugh a lot. Be good to others.
With all the horror in the world and all the crap that’s going on, for an hour and a half you go eat some popcorn and laugh with your friends. That’s what a movie is all about.
I’ve fallen to make people laugh. Often.
I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you – I am trying to make you laugh.
If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?
Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.
I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit.
Strong people make as many mistakes as weak people. Difference is that strong people admit their mistakes, laugh at them, learn from them. That is how they become strong.
You never let somebody come from outside the business, have their way with the business, and then leave the next day and laugh at you. How the hell does David Arquette become World Champion?
But what if I fail of my purpose here? It is but to keep the nerves at strain, to dry one’s eyes and laugh at a fall, and baffled, get up and begin again.
Crashing is never funny, but sometimes you can jump up, laugh at your stupidity, and go, ‘What the hell was that?’
Isn’t it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like, four times a day. God put it in them. He put the laugh in us, but I think sometimes we let life get us down, you know, have bad breaks, and we lose our breaks.
The other stuff of marriage can fade a little bit, but as long as you can laugh with your partner, that’s everything because that’s what remains at the end of the day. I think that’s how we pick our friends and that’s how we ultimately pick who we marry.
With my talent, I can make people laugh and give them another attitude about life. What a blessing that is for me.
I would be sad if it ended now. It’s been the best job I’ve had by a long shot, especially creatively because the writing is so good. Every week I get the script and I laugh out loud and get excited for the different stuff we get to do.
It’s funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it’s fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh.
My way of making people like me was to make ’em laugh.
I never talk about me mates behind their backs, you know. I might have a laugh, but whatever I say about them I’ll certainly say it to their faces.
And I always laugh at that, because I think I’ve always been doing what I want to do since Day 1.
Anything awful makes me laugh. I misbehaved once at a funeral.
If they weren’t laughing with me, okay; if they want to laugh at me it’s better than nothing.
I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I’m on the right track. But yes, I don’t like to get Maudlin. And I have a tendency towards it.
We’re just trying to make ourselves laugh. We realize critics are going to hate it, but it just makes fans like it more.
You can’t make people laugh for more than half an hour and be consistent.
Life is very tough. If you don’t laugh, it’s tough.
If people were really naked and everyone knew what each other was thinking, everyone would probably just laugh… or they’d lock each other up.
I’m all about having a laugh, having fun, loving being around people who are like that, who give off that positive vibe.
Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.
A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
I have to laugh internally when I’m asked in interviews what nightspots I like to hit. I just don’t have answers… so sometimes I make them up.
Many of my cartoons are not a belly laugh. I go for nostalgia, the lump in the throat, the tear in the eye, the tug in the heart.
I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I’m a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I want to deny you the relief of the punchline.
The minute you make people laugh, you get them to listen.
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
I took the role because it’s rare to read a script that makes me laugh and cry, and it spoke to my own religious feelings, as well as giving me a chance to draw on my experience as a parent. Accepting it was a no-brainer.
What I took back, because of my exposure to the Jewish music of the 30s and the 40s in my upbringing with my father, was that kind of theatrical songwriting. It was always a part of my character. This desire to make people laugh.
You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
Freddie Mercury and I both loved to have a laugh on tour. If there were shenanigans and good times, Fred and I would be there.
If I told you what it takes to reach the highest high you’d laugh and say nothing that simple, but you’ve been told many times before messiah’s point you to the door though no one’s got the guts to leave the temple.
You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other.
Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.
I always love somebody who makes me laugh, who’s fun to be with.
A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart.
A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.
They want to let the audience figure things out and let the reaction shot get the laugh.
My mother used to laugh that if they asked me to clean up my room, I would spend so much time reading every tiny bit of paper, a receipt or whatever, instead of throwing it in the trash.
Making children cry for a photographer can be considered mean. But I would say that making children laugh and show off their jeans for an apparel ad is just as exploitative and less natural. Toddlers’ natural state, like, 30 percent of the time, is crying, and it doesn’t indicate pain or suffering.
I’ve known my best friend since I was a baby, and I don’t know what I would do without her. She is always straight with me and can make me laugh hysterically. Everyone should have someone like that in their life.
No matter what, I always make it home for Christmas. I love to go to my Tennessee Mountain Home and invite all of my nieces and nephews and their spouses and kids and do what we all like to do – eat, laugh, trade presents and just enjoy each other… and sometimes I even dress up like Santa Claus!
I love making people laugh. It’s an addiction and it’s probably dysfunctional, but I am addicted to it and there’s no greater pleasure for me than sitting in a theater and feeling a lot of people losing control of themselves.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
I’d like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I’m gonna be on for an hour.
I’m not always a heartbroken guy. I like to laugh, act silly, dance. There are so many more colors to me. I really can be fun.
I found that I could make people laugh doing people like Shirley Bassey. Fortunately it worked.
There’s only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.
So instead of beating myself up for being fat, I think it’s a miracle that I laugh every day and walk through my life with pride, because our culture is unrelenting when it comes to large people.
We can’t laugh quite as much on camera, but we sure do on the set.
In the happy scenes there were really fun times. Sean would say really funny stuff because he likes to improv. I would want to laugh, but you are not allowed to do that during the take.
The pride of dying rich raises the loudest laugh in hell.
But I couldn’t cut that whole septic tank scene out because the audience liked it so much. So I sort of fell right back into getting a cheap laugh, but I still loved it.
I’m the youngest in my family, and everyone is very funny, and I was always trying to keep up with them. I just loved making people laugh.
With silly stuff, it’s seventy-five percent confidence. I always tell people that it’s because I’m nervous about getting that next laugh and I need to hear it. I always want to condense a joke.
