Top 530 Stupid Quotes

I don’t like Bush. I don’t trust him. I don’t like his record. He’s stupid. He’s lazy.
Cher
I got as much information as I could, so I wouldn’t look stupid, but this is a post 9/11 world and there’s only so much you can do with the FBI in terms of research.
Aaron Eckhart
I hate watching me. I hate watching me. It just makes me feel awful. I think, ‘I look stupid from that angle. I wish I didn’t let them put that shirt on me.’
Jesse Eisenberg
If we didn’t have the Albanian entrepreneurial spirit and financial support from the diaspora, this stupid political class would have destroyed the country by now.
Fatos Nano
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
Gustave Flaubert
Let not a man do what his sense of right bids him not to do, nor desire what it forbids him to desire. This is sufficient. The skillful artist will not alter his measures for the sake of a stupid workman.
Mencius
Full-face helmets look stupid.
Blake Shelton
I did my fair share of stupid stuff in high school, like anyone. I had a healthy fear of my parents, and I certainly never wanted to disappoint them. That would be the worst thing I could ever do.
Christine Lakin
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that’s who you are. Don’t try to be someone that society wants you to be; that’s stupid. So be yourself.
Christina Grimmie
The British bombing of Caen beginning on D-Day in particular was stupid, counter-productive and above all very close to a war crime.
Antony Beevor
Any girl can look glamorous… just stand there and look stupid.
Doris Day
Obviously, I love Japanese food. My favorite TV show of all time, without exception, is ‘Iron Chef.’ Not the stupid American version; ‘Iron Chef’ Japanese; the real one, the one that was on in Japan… my DVR for years was set to record almost every single ‘Iron Chef’ episode.
Tucker Max
I look stupid without a mustache.
Erik Griffin
How can people be so stupid? I marvel at that. See, I think you have to work as being ignorant – and if you’re gonna work at being ignorant, why not work at being informed?
Rush Limbaugh
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
Even before I went to the UN, I often would want to say something in a meeting – only woman at the table – and I’d think, ‘OK well, I don’t think I’ll say that. It may sound stupid.’ And then some man says it, and everybody thinks it’s completely brilliant, and you are so mad at yourself for not saying something.
Madeleine Albright
The difference between stupid and intelligent people – and this is true whether or not they are well-educated – is that intelligent people can handle subtlety.
Neal Stephenson
Timothy McVeigh was a coward. Violence is the stupid way out. It’ll discredit any real legitmate movement.
Glenn Beck
I have to admit that the empty prestige and the stupid glory – yes, the horrible rush, the deadly sense of importance that war brings to life – are hard illusions to shake off. Look at me, a war correspondent.
Michael Hastings
I started working at Hanna-Barbera in ’92 on 2 Stupid Dogs.
Craig McCracken
Progressivism is the belief that we have too much freedom with which to make too many stupid choices.
David Harsanyi
I love hearing about bad behavior. It’s just so funny to me. Especially, grown ups acting like weird, inconsolable babies over really stupid things, to me, is really funny.
Adam Scott
What a stupid attitude we have in this country to personal stories.
Amanda Burton
Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.
Leo Tolstoy
Stupid people are ruining America.
Herman Cain
I can kick your head off, but I can’t, like, play a stupid little video game.
Kelly Hu
When I research a role it does get a little crazy and maybe even a little stupid.
James Franco
I have many regrets, and I’m sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret… if you have any sense, and if you don’t regret them, maybe you’re stupid.
Katharine Hepburn
An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.
Victor Hugo
Getting a new passport took me a stupid amount of time. I had to go back five times with different photographs because they kept saying I was smiling, which is against the rules. I was not smiling.
Sally Phillips
I'm ashamed to say this, but I watched every episode of

I’m ashamed to say this, but I watched every episode of ‘Starsky and Hutch’ as a kid. I loved that show, but now I think it’s stupid – they’d have a car chase for no reason, then Paul Michael Glaser would shoot the car and it would blow up.
Shane Black
Every journalist who is not too stupid or too full of himself to notice what is going on knows that what he does is morally indefensible.
Clive Owen
I’ll call somebody ‘dumb’ or ‘stupid’ if they make a dumb or stupid play. I don’t know any other word for it, and if they don’t like the word, that’s too bad.
Bill Parcells
I remember I had to play a blind person once, and I did this stupid thing with my eyes, and I knew the minute I started it I’d made a mistake.
Kit Harington
You know, so many people say TV makes you stupid. But it had the complete opposite effect on me. It kept me from having a really bad Southern accent.
DJ Qualls
I went through a period of great rebellion within my family, when I was about 9 or 10. I was mad, I had no focus, had no real interest in anything, and so I started to do things that were just rebellious and stupid.
Kevin Spacey
The owners and managers were too stupid to realize we had brains.
Ted Lindsay
The public are not stupid.
Pete Waterman
The public’s not stupid.
Rita Ora
You have to protect it too, you can’t let just any stupid person take it and do something demoralizing with it. At the same time, I don’t believe in being so rigid about controlling what happens either.
Paul Auster
I felt, and it may sound a bit stupid, that I want to try things that are hard.
Freddie Ljungberg
How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
Alexandre Dumas
Most of the gaffes I’ve made have not been funny – they’ve been stupid.
Jim Lehrer
I’m on the Facebook board now. Little did they know that I thought Facebook was really stupid when I first heard about it back in 2005.
Reed Hastings
It’s unbelievable what the rewards are like with being a footballer, but I’m not stupid – I don’t go around flaunting it.
Aaron Ramsey
I’m not Mr. Goody-Good or anything, but I’m not stupid.
Ronnie Radke
The media works in sound bites. They can make you look like a genius or stupid.
Kato Kaelin
Going to fight Gilbert Burns while not training jiu-jitsu, I mean, that’s just stupid.
Michael Chiesa
How can smart women be so stupid about men sometimes? Lack of knowledge. It’s what men have kept secret for so long.
Steve Harvey
I never professed to be perfect. I do something wrong or something stupid, I laugh at myself.
John Madden
I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large dreams, and half the time they come true.
Debi Thomas
Anybody who has a career is going to have to deal with a rumor in their time, or something that usually isn’t true. I have a great team behind me and a family that supports me. I just care too much about my career. I have been working too long to let it slip away for something stupid.
Jesse McCartney
I talked about becoming stupid, but I’ve always been stupid. Fortunately I’ve been just smart enough to realize that I’m stupid.
Larry Wall
The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make the rest of us wonder at the possibility that we might be missing something.
Gamal Abdel Nasser
I used to comb my hair back and do stupid stuff.
Shane West
You can’t imagine how stupid the whole world has grown nowadays.
Nikolai Gogol
I wake up every morning, look in the mirror and ask, ‘Am I a sex symbol?’ Then I go back to bed again. It’s stupid to think that way.
Antonio Banderas
A lot of comedies are based on the reaction shot. You have one person doing something stupid and one person is generally the straight man, and the laughs generally come on the reaction of the straight man to the funny thing the other person has done.
Richard Ayoade
Fear makes you do stupid things.
Ricardo Salinas Pliego
Students never think it can be the teacher’s fault and so I thought I was stupid. I was frustrated and would come home and cry because I couldn’t do it. Then we got a new teacher who made math accessible. That made all the difference and I learned that it’s how you present it that makes it scary or friendly.
Danica McKellar
That title, is one of the things I fought for. A lot of people said ‘But it’s stupid, and it’s the title of a comedy movie, and people won’t take it seriously,’ and I’m sure there are some people who still don’t. But for the most part, people do see that we really have a quality show.
Joss Whedon
You find yourself in the world, without any power, immo

You find yourself in the world, without any power, immovable as a rock, stupid, so to speak, as a log of wood.
Nicolas Malebranche
When I was labeled stupid, that scarred me forever.
Terry Bradshaw
I’ll always just be stupid boy, and I’m happy with that.
Sam Fender
I’m kind of stupid.
Alexander Siddig
Now you watch reality TV, you watch them in all those pools or Jacuzzis and I say to myself was I that stupid? But that was me then.
Marcel Dionne
You’d be surprised how many stupid mistakes I’ve made. I make stupid mistakes all the time, and some of them have been very big stupid mistakes.
Pete Seeger
I think I’m prouder of ‘The Victim’ than anything else, just because, if nothing else, it doesn’t look silly, it doesn’t look stupid. It holds up. It’s fun. A lot of people have enjoyed it, and I’m real happy about it.
Michael Biehn
I guess I was the most unbohemian of all bohemians. My bohemianism consisted of not wanting to get involved with the stupid stuff that I thought people wanted you to get involved with – … namely America… Dwight Eisenhower, McCarthyism and all those great things.
Amiri Baraka
I was perhaps the worst student you have ever seen. You know, I thought I was stupid, all my classmates thought I was stupid, so there was general agreement.
Ben Carson