Top 530 Stupid Quotes

There are only two races on this planet – the intelligent and the stupid.
John Fowles
An Egyptian newspaper once publicly identified me as the C.I.A. station chief in Cairo. It seemed so stupid at the time. I was only 24, a little young to be a station chief, and, of course, I was never with the C.I.A.
Richard Engel
As a girl, I am this stupid, emotional, very loyal, sort of believe-in-values-and-principals sort of girl.
Priyanka Chopra
At times one feels that what is being said in the West is that the fact that you are a Muslim predisposes you to this blind, stupid terrorism.
Lakhdar Brahimi
I get asked to do stupid things like panel shows and talk shows and things.
Chris Lilley
We foolishly did not realize Saddam was stupid.
April Glaspie
I am not a philosopher, only frustrated by the development of the world we live in – and too stupid to keep my mouth shut when I see injustice.
Varg Vikernes
Smoking sucks! The one thing I would say to my kid is, ‘It’s not just that it’s bad for you. Do you want to spend the rest of your life fighting a stupid addiction to a stupid thing that doesn’t even really give you a good buzz?’
Katherine Heigl
I like to use my hands and make things... It might seem

I like to use my hands and make things… It might seem pretty stupid or pointless but that doesn’t matter… some of the most interesting work is the stuff that starts like that – out of a raw need for activity.
Bruce Nauman
There’s so much talk about the drug generation and songs about drugs. That’s stupid. They aren’t songs about drugs; they’re about life.
Cass Elliot
Don’t underestimate your kids. Don’t be condescending, because they’re children but they’re not stupid.
Steve Carell
I think every American actor wants to be a movie star. But I never wanted to do stupid movies, I wanted to do films.
Kevin Kline
Almost any difficulty will move in the face of honesty. When I am honest I never feel stupid. And when I am honest I am automatically humble.
Hugh Prather
I sometimes feel nervous because I give stupid answers to certain pointless questions. It happens in Turkish as much as in English. I speak bad Turkish and utter stupid sentences.
Orhan Pamuk
When I was young I used to smother myself with olive oil mixed with a dash of vinegar to keep the flies away and lay in the sunshine for hours on end. But we knew no better then. Now we know how stupid that was.
Stephanie Beacham
Keep it simple, stupid. Good game design shouldn’t keep you looking at the manual but should have enough depth where you feel like you bring something new to the game every time you play.
Rob Manuel
Most songwriters who have been lucky enough to have their song on the radio or be heard widely don’t know anything about science. The best songs have a strong dose of metaphor. Most songs about science don’t have that. Like ‘She Blinded Me With Science.’ It’s a stupid song, no offense to Thomas Dolby.
Greg Graffin
We are the most amazing creatures that this world has ever produced, but we seem to also have this herd mentality; we seem to be the most stupid, also.
Vivienne Westwood
I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a ‘learning experience.’ Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I’ve done as a ‘learning experience.’ It makes me feel less stupid.
P. J. O’Rourke
I do not support peace in the Middle East. And I do not support Arafat. He is a stupid, incompetent fool!
Muammar al-Gaddafi
I always believed that women have rights and that there are some women that are intelligent enough to claim those rights. There are some others that are stupid enough not to.
Shakira
When all actions are mathematically calculated, they also take on a stupid quality.
Theodor W. Adorno
I remember right after Carter got elected, I was sitting in my apartment in Albany, CA, on a Saturday listening to people call Carter and ask stupid questions while I designed the screen editor.
Bill Joy
In England people are very proud of being very stupid.
V. S. Naipaul
I just had lunch with Slash two days ago. He loves Axl. He holds no grudges towards him. Twenty years of great music wasn’t created because of some stupid grudge. That’s a shame.
Steven Adler
I look stupid without a mustache.
Erik Griffin
I love Washington, D.C.; I love this country, but I think over the last hundred years we’ve built up would I call an arrogant empire: people who think the rest of us are too stupid to make our own decisions.
Lamar Alexander
We have no words for speaking of wisdom to the stupid. He who understands the wise is wise already.
Georg C. Lichtenberg
I’m not sure if you can blame everything on the American way of life, but the United States are big. So, if you have a lot of people there, the percentage of stupid people is bound to be higher.
Stephen Malkmus
I really care about this stuff, I care about movies, and you just have to be strong and don’t be stupid; freedom of choice is a big responsibility, and I’m lucky enough not to have to just take any movie to pay the rent, so there’s no need to be greedy.
Jonah Hill
There’s not one thing that inspires me the most. Me and my friends joke around with each other and hang out so much that whatever makes us laugh really hard makes it into ‘Workaholics.’ But the characters that I think are funny are guys that are confidently stupid.
Adam DeVine
When I write for ‘n+1,’ I begin by doing a lot of reading, to try to convince myself I’m not stupid. Then I scribble down a paragraph here, a paragraph there, when a notion strikes. Then I see if I can arrange those notions in a way that yields an argument.
Chad Harbach
You can’t hold the record forever, and I know that. I’m not stupid.
Janet Jackson
You’ll go out of business if you think people are stupid.
Steven Moffat
The idea of a world where all people are alike – in wealth or in anything else – is a fantasy for the stupid.
P. J. O’Rourke
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Hedy Lamarr
The skilful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man.
Du Mu
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
Thomas Szasz
I did all the stupid things you’d expect from a 21-year-old kid with money.
Curt Schilling
I remember my mum coming into my bedroom when I was lyi

I remember my mum coming into my bedroom when I was lying awake one night, and she asked what I was thinking of… And I was telling her about the inventions I would invent, and she said, ‘Can’t you ever just think stupid thoughts?’
B. J. Novak
When you’re young, you need to be silly and be stupid and not be trying to do that when you’re 40 in a red sports car.
Gin Wigmore
Out of 3,500 students in my high school, I was the only openly professing Christian kid. Obviously there were challenges. ‘Only old and stupid people believe.’
Miroslav Volf
Traditionally the show must go on which is a stupid thing to say, but that in a nutshell is what’s going on. We have a new record out; if we won’t tour, the new record dies. It’s reality – it’s what business is nowadays. You just need to tour to sell your albums.
Kerry King
I think it’s a myth that American public or any other public is so stupid that they need to be constantly pricked.
Brian Eno
I don’t want people mistreating me. I found out when you’re vulnerable and your heart’s open, then people step on you. You’re really stupid for letting that happen. And the only way to counteract that is to be like Wolfman Jack. Because if you do nice, kind things for people, then how are they going to mess you over?
Wolfman Jack
A friend of mine at the American Enterprise Institute says there are two parties: the silly party and the stupid party. I’m too old for the silly party, so I had to join the stupid party.
P. J. O’Rourke
I’ve always worn jewellery but for a time it went out of fashion. Like grungy and punk bands didn’t wear jewellery because it was stupid.
Tom Jones
Legacy is a stupid thing! I don’t want a legacy.
Bill Gates
I’m a natural blonde, but I feel like a brunette. I feel like people treat me now how I should be treated. People used to be shocked, when I was blond, that I wasn’t stupid.
Olivia Wilde
No one would touch me with a barge pole as an actress. It hit hard. I thought, ‘What am I doing? This is a stupid idea!’ It’s like throwing yourself into a massive pond, and you feel like you’re going to drown so quickly.
Phoebe Waller-Bridge
You can only be stupid when you’re young.
Peter Gallagher
The Clinton paradox: How could a president so intelligent, so compassionate, so public-spirited and so conscious of his place in history act in such a stupid, selfish and self-destructive manner?
George Stephanopoulos
Trust me: not everyone is on the Adriane Lenox bandwagon. I’m not stupid enough to think that.
Adriane Lenox
This is a Disaster. This isn’t something somebody can control. We ain’t stuck on stupid.
Russel Honore
What I like are films that take me seriously, that don’t treat me as more stupid than I am.
Michael Haneke
It’s a sad and stupid thing to have to proclaim yourself a revolutionary just to be a decent man.
David Harris
There are lots of things to like about being Eastern Orthodox – incense, liturgies, all the baklava you can eat – but you know what I like best? None of that stupid ‘women’s ministry’ stuff.
Frederica Mathewes-Green
I love a stupid joke, something that doesn’t make any sense.
Chelsea Handler
It would be stupid tameness, and unaccountable folly, for whole nations to suffer one unreasonable, ambitious and cruel man, to wanton and riot in their misery.
Jonathan Mayhew
I wish the American public wasn’t so stupid if they realized that half the people on television make a living just to insult the other party.
Charles Barkley
When I’m done with a book, I always give it to someone with expertise in the topic and tell them to flag all of my stupid mistakes.
Mary Roach
Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Hedy Lamarr
All good actors are very bright. You can’t be stupid and a good actor. You may be inarticulate, you may not be highly educated, but all good actors are quick-witted, some of them dazzlingly so. All you do is guide them.
Richard Eyre