Top 530 Stupid Quotes

People are mean and hateful, angry – haters everywhere, stupid blogs.
Chrisette Michele
It’s a bit embarrassing watching myself, but I couldn’t get someone else to play me, that would’ve been stupid.
Sean Lennon
Everyone has the right to be stupid on occasion, but Comrade Macdonald abuses the privilege.
Leon Trotsky
Of course there have been times I regretted being the k

Of course there have been times I regretted being the kid in ‘E.T.’ My world went completely crazy. I was that stupid kind of famous, where you can’t go anywhere.
Henry Thomas
I remember once being told by a casting person, years ago, that I shouldn’t pursue a career in the business because of the color of my skin. The fact that I remember it today means it stuck with me. I thought that was really stupid advice and advice nobody should ever give someone.
Manish Dayal
Most of the time I feel stupid, insensitive, mediocre, talentless and vulnerable – like I’m about to cry any second – and wrong. I’ve found that when that happens, it usually means I’m writing pretty well, pretty deeply, pretty rawly.
Andre Dubus III
We’re sometimes treated like the stupid cousin, so I’m always drawn to characters that make you feel good about being Welsh.
Matthew Rhys
This stupid celebrity thing is just a consequence of being good at what you do. I mean, no one would photograph David Beckham if he wasn’t the best attacking midfielder in the country – much as I hate Man. U!
Nick Moran
Liberal interventions that enable all children to shoot for their potential aren’t just moral, they are pragmatic – any society that wastes talent to poverty or oppression isn’t just evil: it is stupid.
David Brin
I don’t like being lied to, so I only lie about the stupid things. White lies, basically.
Enrique Iglesias
God, our genes, our environment, or some stupid programmer keying in code at an ancient terminal – there’s no way free will can ever exist if we as individuals are the result of some external cause.
Orson Scott Card
When I want to render these fine nuances, I do not find them in the subject, but in the nature of women in real life who seek unhealthy emotions and are too stupid even to understand the horror in the most appalling situations.
Gustave Moreau
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
It’s good to feel stupid sometimes and do things that are out of your comfort zone.
Mary-Louise Parker
People always tell me the next stage of my career means moving to New York, but I never will. I don’t care how that affects my career, and I think it’s stupid that it would.
Sarah Lacy
I think that a big part of comedy is being made fun of, and it is looking silly or looking stupid.
Alison Brie
There was reference made to our leaders being stupid. It’s not a question of stupidity. It’s that they don’t want to enforce the immigration laws. That there are far too many in the Washington cartel that support amnesty.
Ted Cruz
Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person.
Chanakya
An education system suits some more than others. It can lead you out into life or lead you on a wild goose chase. It can help to make you miserable, or dull and nasty and insipid, or profoundly stupid in the special way that ‘brainy’ people can be.
Michael Leunig
In America, it has been proven that the bulk of spending money is in the hands of women between 60 and 80, so it’s so stupid. The people who do have the time and money to shop are either retired or empty-nesters.
Iris Apfel
The Jews integrated themselves into American life to the point that the argument that the Jews aren’t American sounded so stupid, that people stopped thinking it.
Reza Aslan
One person is never as stupid as a group of people. That’s why they have lynch mobs, not lynch individuals.
Ben Horowitz
It took me a long time, but I don’t feel as anxious about stupid things anymore – or perhaps they’ve just been replaced by more complicated stupid things.
Neil Finn
I saw the discrimination that was happening towards Middle Easterners, Muslims and other brown people who had nothing to do with 9/11. It suddenly felt like a duty of mine to talk about some of the crazy things that were going on and make fun of how stupid it was.
Maz Jobrani
Liberals are always proposing perfectly insane ideas, laws that will make everybody happy, laws that will make everything right, make us live forever, and all be rich. Conservatives are never that stupid.
P. J. O’Rourke
I would love to do a really stupid character on ‘The Office’. I’m so an ‘Office’ fan.
Marisol Nichols
The system isn’t stupid, but the people in it are.
Thomas Szasz
I’m the one guy who says don’t force the stupid people to be quiet. I want to know who the morons are.
Mark Cuban
Eleven years of acting it has been for me, and I still sometimes think I am not cut out for this. I hate the people-pleasing that goes with it, and the stupid politics, but that is with every kind of work and job.
Ileana D’Cruz
I enjoy popularisation and I think I’m reasonably good at it. I also think it’s a duty. It’s just so pedagogically stupid to forget how difficult one found these ideas oneself to begin with.
Terry Eagleton
One of the problems with putting Huck Finn into a movie or on the stage is, you always make the white people stupid and racist. The point is, they don’t know they’re racist.
Hal Holbrook
There’s no amount of money that makes you feel better when people think of you as a joke or a hack or a failure or ugly or stupid or morally empty.
Patrick Stump
When I was growing up, I was told I was stupid and that I would never achieve. I suffered from dyslexia, and in those days it wasn’t recognised.
Henry Winkler
It could be a stupid thing to say, but people should realize that it is easy to get concerned about yourself and to lose contact.
Miranda Otto
Nobody else is stupid enough to get themselves into the

Nobody else is stupid enough to get themselves into the straits that I get into.
Bear Grylls
Words such as truth, art, veracity, or anything are stupid in themselves.
Marcel Duchamp
I was taught to confront things you can’t avoid. Death is one of those things. To live in a society where you’re trying not to look at it is stupid because looking at death throws us back into life with more vigour and energy. The fact that flowers don’t last for ever makes them beautiful.
Damien Hirst
I don’t like being called ‘macho.’ Macho basically means stupid and a real Italian man is not macho, he’s smart. That’s smart in both senses: elegant and clever.
Andrea Bocelli
Most of the Michelle Bachmanns and Mitt Romneys who say such terrible things about us actually is a positive force, because it allows sensible people to realize how stupid and vile their beliefs are.
Larry Kramer
I had a lot of ideas about conservatives and then I got to Fox and just, I was like, ‘Oh, they’re not all evil and stupid.’
Kirsten Powers
I’m young but I’m not stupid.
Abby Elliott
I don’t think I see the world in terms of stupid or clever, but in terms of being able to get irony. There’s some awful statistic about only 20 per cent of Americans being able to understand irony.
Douglas Coupland
I got a lot of support from my parents. That’s the one thing I always appreciated. They didn’t tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.
Jim Carrey
There’s still a tremendous amount of homophobia in our culture. It’s regrettable, it’s stupid, it’s heartless, and it’s immoral, but there it is.
Rupert Everett
Conservatives may believe that impoverished borrowers destroyed Wall Street. But we liberals will not fool ourselves that stupid bankers sank conservatism for good.
Thomas Frank
You know, baseball’s not stupid. Baseball does what the fans want, usually.
Pete Rose
I hate people saying anything stupid. I don’t really suffer fools very well at all. When people are acting like idiots, not that I’m not guilty of doing the odd idiotic thing myself from time to time, but when people say stupid things, it stresses me out.
Joshua Jackson
I stand by the stuff I say, even the really stupid stuff. I’ll find a way to justify it.
Blake Shelton
I say stupid white men are always the problem. That’s never going to change.
Michael Moore
It’s okay to be a fat man. It’s prestige and power and all of that. But fat women are seen as just lazy and stupid and having no self-control.
Camryn Manheim
When you’ve done good work, you can’t come back with something stupid.
Ayesha Takia
I think business has to be stupider. I want to do really straightforward, stupid business – just talk to me like a 4-year-old. And I refuse to negotiate. I do not negotiate. I can collaborate. But I’m an artist, so as soon as you negotiate, you’re being compromised.
Kanye West
You should not starve yourself with stupid diets, which I don’t believe in anyway.
Anna Netrebko
You even called me stupid in your verse, and I’m almost agreeing, for where stupidity is involved, you are quite an expert, friend.
Franz Grillparzer
I didn’t consider myself a fashion designer at all at the time of punk. I was just using fashion as a way to express my resistance and to be rebellious. I came from the country, and by the time I got to London, I considered myself to be very stupid. It was my ambition to understand the world I live in.
Vivienne Westwood
So basically, I think music at its best can be everything. It can be totally stupid and very intellectual and emotional at the same time. I don’t think all those things shut each other out.
Ville Valo
Songwriting is like editing. You write down all this stuff – all this bad, stupid stuff – and then you have to get rid of everything except the very best.
Juliana Hatfield
I don’t think one should be comfortable standing on a stage with people applauding and laughing at every stupid thing you say.
Joaquin Phoenix
Every article I’ve read about myself always winds up concluding that I am not, in fact, completely stupid.
Amber Heard
War’s stupid. Nobody wins. You might as well talk first; you have to talk last anyway.
Henry Allingham
I’m not going to fight because I mean too much to our team, and I can’t afford to be suspended for a game or do something stupid to get me kicked out of a playoff game.
LeBron James